Fabuloso Friday/Brainstorming

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Great ideas

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  • You should ask Ze PowerGroup, http://www.ze.com/index129.html, what their power move is.
  • Ze as Shatner as Rocket Man. Without blinking.
  • Zefrank must tell his own version of The Aristocrats.
  • Our team finally finished the theshow fabuloso friday intro splash animation front clip scene. Many Bothans died. Not for information, but just because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Stupid Bothans.
  • this is pretty amusing... but can we get a version running at about 3x the speed? the pace is a bit slow for the show. muyfabulosotalk

Ideas

  • What happened to the fucking peanut butter?

In Asshole Babies, Congdon transition done while wearing wig, tight Sports Racer t-shirt, and stuffed bra.

Like the idea of the Ze transition in "Trust my audience." Dislike idea of Somethin from the Bible, unless made funnier...maybe as a televangelist?

  • How about this?

Ze goes from dirty space news to mercury in tuna being bad for women (ie MSNBC Article) and showing the following picture (ie TunaSafe) and ending with (Tuna Tattoo

  • More songs!!! How about a Country music style rap, sung by Ze in a cowboy hat. Read a draft below:

Is it golden? (overlapping: 'duckies') Is it walnut? (o/l: 'yeehaw') Is it solid? (o/l: 'naughty') Is it wet? (o/l: 'blak') Will it jump across the puddle, When black gold is on the bed?

You hate your boss, well so do I. Let's build a bridge, and let's be pals. Let's bomb a school, let's scream and shout. When asked tough questions, Let's pose and pout. (insert this image here: toutunfromage.canalblog.com/images/george_bush.jpg)

Tough business, never finding terror... How 'bout a glance in the 'mirra'?

  • S-s-s-something from the Bible. Preferably the Old Testament. Like in I Kings, when Elisha (with the power of God) calls on bears to maul forty-two youth who called him a baldhead.
  • "I'm not a duck. I'm a mallard-American."
  • someone sets fire to Ze's stank ass bathrobe and Little Ducky gets thrown in or saved from a well by the Bobo Twins.
  • He should sing a song about the history of the universe... from a Scientologist's perspective. [1]
  • I think that Zefrank should tell his own version of The Aristocrats.

S-s-s-omethin from the three-armed baby

  • I think the three armed baby [2] needs coverage. Just look at the picture, it's dirty...
  • Activities with pancakes
  • Wake up early and visit the rocketboom set
  • Interview of Annie (A) by Ze (Z) using cat sign language & explanatory subtitles (only subtitles below- you know the cat signs for it):
Z: What is your favorite dish?
A: Lox, not that you ever get it for me.
Z: And your favorite beverage?
A: Lemonade from the big bowl.
Z: What's your favorite lullaby?
A: Any song that includes a belch.
Z: Want to ask the viewers anything?
A: Yeah. What's the deal with the duckies?
  • Go on the Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart and talk about politics sarcastically together.
  • Five seconds of fast frame-by-frame showing this page's history, how the script developed, as a closer?
  • Ze balances a ducky on head for entire show.
  • Ze makes fun of the dumb ideas presented on this page, then says "Screw it. I knew this Friday Faboloso thing would backfire." He continues with the show as normal.
  • Regular show except Ze is all gothed out with, like, 60 bucks worth of hot topic clothes and merchandise
  • Ze clips in George W. random photos to "How Do You Work This Thing?" imagine the possibilities...
  • If TheShow ends with a shot of Ze under the bed, it should open with a shot of Annie under the bed.
  • Sit in front of you crib playing guitar for $$. See how much you can make in a day.
  • Do an entire show in the subway or in the back of a cab. (Or the Staten Island Ferry... get out and get some fresh air, anyways; you look pale.)
  • Introduce us to some of your favourite people. On video.
  • Drive-thru liquor stores...
  • Drive-thru ATMs with Braile... There's one by my house. I'm sure you can think of something funny to say about that.
  • Go into your local Starbucks and ask the barrista to say the following, while staring directly at the camera: "Yes. No. I. This is." Thank him/her and then tip generously. (Obligatory neighborhood note: Caroline would totally do that (she's the one who looks like a record store clerk), as would Liz (henna'ed hair, Brooklyn accent.) Austin would do it and pay you for the privelege, but then he'd insist on talking to you about it every single time you went into the store for approximately forever. So no Austin.)
  • Amanda Congdon makes a (non-nude) live appearance to give Ze a ducky.
  • Amanda Congdon makes a (nude) live appearance to give Ze a ducky (and/or blowjob).
  • Hawaiian Skirt Friday!
  • Record the show with you speaking in reverse. Then reverse the audio so it sounds correct.
  • Steal food trays from fast food restaurants and place them under rear tires of front wheel drive car w/emergency brake on. Attempt to drive in straight line (large parking lot recommended).
  • S-s-s-something from the comments, from Thursday.
  • there should be nothing but ze making motor boat sounds with his lips in slow motion!
  • Make it rain inside!
  • Discuss how the expansion of Islam will profit the world. Also, talk about cheese. Have you ever made your own type of cheese?
  • Discuss a dinner planned for 4
  • Annie eats the Giant Baby!
  • Have Tom Strasthle make an appearance to show off his Sports Racer logo.
  • Sped up footage of eating lots of junk food (pound of skittles?)(C'mon... poor guy's already got the trots...)
  • Your cat needs to make an appearance. Yes! I definitely want to see annie.... I am another person and I second this! And don't you have TWO cats? Can we meet the other one? (How about as a ten-second chase shot through your apartment, followed by "Are the new viewers gone yet?")
  • I want to see some dancing. The Monkey Dance especially, on a bed but YOUR bed not some hotel room bed. Dancing the Monkey Dance. Plus some other dancing.
  • Speculate about what your job may in fact be. Cut to shots of you looking awkward performing said jobs.
  • Ze moves to Canada, and proceeds to attempt to fit in, but fails miserably because he can't say eh properly
  • Do the entire show without using the word "the."
  • Record one section where you speak, e.g. "Something from the comments", and then reverse your recording. Learn to speak the reversed speech. Record that and reverse it again. This is of course totally pointless. (Very "David Lynch"...)
  • 1) Find baby with gold. 2) Trade him/her walnuts for it. 3) Profit!
  • Ze should have a glass of whiskey besides the cigar, and should be drinking from it all the time. The whole show would get progressively good as he gets drunk...
  • Sing "Sur Le Pont D'Avignon" Sur le pont d'Avignon, L'on y danse, l'on y danse; Sur le pont d'Avignon, L'on y danse tout en rond. Les beaux messieurs font comme ça; Et puis encore comme ça.
  • Any other ideas? No talking.
  • Dueling slogans [with the usual juxtaposing close-ups and closer-ups]: Awesome! Asshole. Awesome. Asshole. Awesome. Asshole!
  • Make an entire show while falling-down drunk.
    • For best results, get really drunk and then fall from a high place. Cuz, you see, the high place will give you more time for jokes, and the alcohol will slowly deteriorate your liver.
  • Use the word "feces" at least once
    • Experiment with "feces monger"
  • Conversation, about anything:
    • "Why did you do that?"
    • "I was thoisty!"
  • Do entire show in stupid mocking English accent from that show when you were in Europe
  • Self-defeating signs like "Da Vinci Code Free Zone"
  • New song: "Is that an elite member of the russian mafia in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
  • Have God, Christ or Satan appear in the form of a sock puppet.
  • S-s-s-something from the Bible.
  • [snap-cut edit] Ze orders a Big Mac and a large Fries at his regular Starbucks, or something else incongruous (like a round-trip ticket to Bermuda or something) with Slow-motion video of the clerk's reaction. (even though by now they would know Ze does those sorts of things and would not give much of a reaction if any at all)
  • Ze: Tee Hee... antics...
  • A montage of Ze stroking a hypothetical beard whilst pondering graffiti 'round his neighborhood. Clips of going 'poop' in public places.
  • The video and audio probably shouldn't match up at all.
  • Goofy pictures of Amanda Congdon in "transition mode." These demonstrate why it's hard for a pretty woman to act silly:

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  • Ze: Mä pidän poopsta!....ja duckies...DUCKIES
  • your interpretation of the following diagram:

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  • Ze: Today I reupholstered an entire watermelon with orange peels! [montage]

Raw Material

Old, partial script

An old, odd version of the script is here.

Links

  • I think you should do something on these stories being on Drudge today:
  • Student Suspended for Eating Staff Member's Cookie...
  • Parent objects to punishment...
  • Woman shot while stealing gas...

Links to Video Content Prepared for Show

  • Two-and-a-half-year-old girl whose favorite show on TV is intended for audiences with IQ's above 130: 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-Fau2HFuQQ

Fan Vlogs

  • Are you a Sports Racer? Do you have a Vlog? Put your link here:
  • Vlog Soup - A free tour of the video blogosphere.
  • JonWedd.com - mentioned during S-s-s-something from the comments today
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