Fabuloso Friday/FIFA World Cup 2006

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Ze: Today, the World Cup for that sport Europeans think is 'Football' kicks off in Germany

Ze: REAL football, as all heterosexual Americans know, is played by THROWING and CATCHING an oblong "pig-skin" and smacking eachothers butts.

Ze: In this World Cup, thirty-two teams will compete to see who has the best ball handling skills.

Ze: (smirking/laughing)

Ze: The English national team pictured here discussing intelligent design had their hopes dashed when striker Wayne Rooney was tragically transformed into a nike comercial giant baby during a league game with Chelsea.

Ze: Recently there's rumors of the loss of famous ball handler [Ze smirk again] David Beckham, who's been locked in thought for weeks wondering whether the earth really could be a Sandwich.

Ze: Not true! According to the BBC "Ashley Cole and David Beckham made an appearance but missed the practice match due to minor knocks"

[Zoom in on Ashley Cole's hand]

[CUT to a more artistic version of THIS PICTURE, or maybe just this]

Ze: Coal is dirty...


Light version 1 (transition to Asshole babies)

Ze: Today, the World Cup for that sport Europeans think is 'Football' kicks off in Germany

Ze: The English national team pictured here discussing intelligent design had their hopes dashed when striker Wayne Rooney was tragically transformed into a nike comercial giant baby during a league game with Chelsea.


Light version 2 (with transition to dirty space news)

Ze: Today, the World Cup for that sport Europeans think is 'Football' kicks off in Germany

Ze: The English national team pictured here discussing intelligent design had their hopes dashed when striker Wayne Rooney was tragically transformed into a nike comercial giant baby during a league game with Chelsea.

Ze: This is a major blow for a team as according to the BBC "Ashley Cole and David Beckham made an appearance but missed the practice match due to minor knocks"

same as original version ending with Coal is dirty.

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