Fabuloso Friday/Intro/ATNVGY?
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Douchebag Version
[Ze returns to looking into the distance momentarily. Then turns back to camera with a look of mock-enthusiasm.]
Ze: Racing is the 'what', and 'fast' is the how. Bienvenue, I am not feeling myself and someone else is doing all the thinking.
EXTREME CU
Ze George Bush ROCKS!!!
Ze: [whispering, petulant] Fabuloso Friday sucks already!
CU
Ze: In France, the meaning of the word douche is to shower or...[pause] Whoa...Deja vu!
Ze: [Goofy, high-pitched, french-accented voice, very fast] I am a douchebag.
Ze: Deja vu, means "already seen" in French, which also called pa-ra-mne-si-a.
INTIMATE CU
Ze: [He's talking to you. He knows you. You know he knows you.] But you already knew that. Don't feel bad if you didn't. (winks)
CUT TO SLIGHTLY ASKEW CLOSE-UP (Blair Witch - style)
Ze: There was a weird guy at the Yo-Yo Emporium... [Quick insert of the classic photograph of Arnold Schwarzenegger with the phrase 'SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE' in HUGE letters]
Ze: He looked like he wanted to tell me something... I am glad he didn't.
CUT TO MEDIUM RANGE
Ze: [whispering] Are the new viewers gone yet?
[beat]
Alternate Version
[Ze returns to looking into the distance and puffs his pipe.]
Extreme CU
Ze: [smiling, naively upbeat]: I sure hope you Sports Racers aren't going to make me do anything silly today!
CUT to wide shot of Ze's apartment with armchair central.
[Highly sped up short clip: Ze does a jolly 'How to Dance Properly' - style jig around his room, whilst an acoustic version of 'Anti-intellectualism' plays]
CUT TO EXTREME CU
Ze: [pouty]: Assholes!
CUT TO CU
[Ze makes blub-blub noises by moving finger over his lips, with an attitude of compelled cheerfulness as if trapped in hell]
CUT TO NEW CU
[Ze pulls sides of mouth back with fingers and wags tongue horizontally back and forth while saying aaaaaaaah]
CUT TO CU OF BACK OF ZE'S HEAD
Ze: [sounding somewhat muffled]: This is going much better than I expected.
CUT TO NEW CU
[Sped up. Ze making corny seductive motions to camera.]
CUT BACK TO EXTREME CU
Ze: [even more pouty]: Assholes!
CUT TO CU
Ze: [downcast]: I think some hardchargers got to the script.
CUT TO ZE, WEARING A BATHROBE, COMING OUT OF THE BATHROOM WITH A HUGE TOWEL ON HIS HEAD
Ze: [chatty, a little feminine] You know, in an earlier version of this, I walked out dressed as Carmen Miranda. It was fabulous!
[Quick insert of the classic photograph of Arnold Schwarzenegger with the phrase 'SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE' in HUGE letters]
CUT TO CU
Ze: [deadpan] They're making me do this.
CUT BACK TO CU OF BACK OF ZE'S HEAD
Ze: [sounding somewhat muffled]: Are the new viewers gone yet?