Fabuloso Friday/Knowledge
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Let's use the talk page for general discussion and suggestions.
Let's do the voting and improvement suggestions on this page, right after the entries. Maybe here it's good ,if we break wiki policy and ONLY the author makes any direct edits to the entries (except fixing typos). And let's work out how to vote here. Ah, forget about it, hardchargingly, I worked it out myself and here's the rules:
- You can vote for any suggestion you like, even your own!
- You can not vote against suggestions you don't like.
- You can vote for as many as you like (so you could vote against a proposal by voting for every other version)
- Place the votes by typing:
:* '''VOTE''' by ~~~: comment
I haven't worked out, how to count the votes, well votes without username or IP will not count, but I don't know how to deal with hard-chargers.
Version 1
Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. The wiki of knowledge has been spammed with viagra ads and it's gonna be hard to do things straight. AHHHHHHHHH!
Version Graymon
Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, Knowledge will be back on monday when people who don't suck write the show. [big cheesy grin]
- VOTE by RonenWasTaken: cast my vote!
Version original
Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Friday, Friday, Friday, Fabuloso. Knowledge is making me hungry so let's whip up some brain batter and pour it on the searing griddle of truth.
- VOTE by Hokie: otherwise we have three meta sections in a row.
Version Alpha
Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, and knowledge has learned the true meaning of 'too many cooks spoil the broth'.
- This one is my first choice
Version Alpha-Beta
Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. Grab some Pepto-Bismol and a bucket -- knowledge is about to prove that too many cooks really do spoil the broth.
- Like Alpha, but better?
- VOTE by Mr malaise: Oh yes. Way better than Alpha. Anything with Pepto-Bismol in it gets my vote!
- VOTE by Bobbie mac: ok, this is now my favorite.
Version Team Wombat
Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, It's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. Knowledge got stuck in a wiki, and no one knows how to get it out.
- VOTE by Bobbie mac: one vote for this one.
- VOTE by maju: second
- changing my vote to Alpha-Beta. (sorry maju!) Bobbie mac.
- However, I'm still keeping the vote because you can vote for both... and removing votes is problematic, I could like remove my vote in the last second and stuff, so let's just keep it... --Gelbi 05:35, 8 June 2006 (PDT)
Version Kool
Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, It's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. Knowledge has lost control and Knowledge is afraid Knowledge might like it.
Version Xentither
Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. Knowledge got locked outside last night in the rain and this morning it showed up on the front porch with kittens!
Version Puppy poop
Ze: Good Morning Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday! Knowledge is a puppy that got locked in the kitchen last night and its gone and pooped all over the floor.
Version German Takeover
Ze: Gutenmorgen, Sportwettbewerbteilnehmer, ist es Fabuloso Freitag. Wissen ist von Tchermans übernommen worden.
Version German Takeover Take 2
Ze: Tooday vee brink you cherman for beginners, Part 2. "At ze Football metsch." Ich habe keine Karten - I hev no tickets. Wo ist dass Stadion? Where ist ze Stadium? Mein Ball ist in deinem Arsch verschwunden. My ball has disappeared up your arse.
- If we have to ditch the World Cup section, this is nicely referential. Funny too.
Version Me trying too hard to impress with my a-word-a-day vocabulary and annoyingly long title that's verging on hard charger territory
Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, It's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. Knowledge is imbued with the awesome spirit of the collective consciousness of sport racers from around the globe, and having survived countless hard charging edit-wars is more powerful than it has ever been before.
Version Knowledge Lost
Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, and I'm not really here! [big cheesy grin] That's right, knowledge has left the building!
Version Knowledge died and made you boss
Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers! It's Friday and Knowledge is staring into the vacuum of a mechanical eye reading random symbols into the ether and letting you think so it don't have to.
Version Tyranosaurus
Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, Knowledge will be back on monday when people who don't suck write the show. [BEAT; big cheesy grin] [condescendingly, nodding] Me.
Version Ignorance
Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, Knowledge picked a fight with Ignorance and Ignorance won, so things are gonna look a little different round here.