Fabuloso Friday/Knowledge

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Let's use the talk page for general discussion and suggestions.
Let's do the voting and improvement suggestions on this page, right after the entries.

The Law

No edits!

This page is special and it might be good to break wiki policy and ONLY the author of each version makes direct edits to the entries (except typos).

How to vote

Let's work out how to vote here. Ah, forget about it, hardchargingly, I worked it out myself and here's the rules:

  • You can vote for any suggestion you like, even your own!
  • Place the votes by typing:
    :* '''VOTE''' by ~~~: comment
  • You can not vote against suggestions you don't like. (It's just lame!)
  • You can vote for as many as you like. (disagree?)
  • You can not remove your vote once you have placed it! (disagree??)

I haven't worked out, how to count the votes, well votes without username or IP will not count, but I don't know how to deal with hard-chargers.

Candidates

Version 1

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. The wiki of knowledge has been spammed with viagra ads and it's gonna be hard to do things straight. AHHHHHHHHH!

Version Graymon

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, Knowledge will be back on monday when people who don't suck write the show. [big cheesy grin]

Version original

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Friday, Friday, Friday, Fabuloso. Knowledge is making me hungry so let's whip up some brain batter and pour it on the searing griddle of truth.

  • VOTE by Hokie: otherwise we have three meta sections in a row.
  • VOTE by CeruleanNinja: Braaaaains... rather verbose :D.
  • VOTE by Scooby Poop: makes most sense, feels right, is fun
  • VOTE by Gelbi: it's very Ze, I can live with this one
  • VOTE by Rocco: This is just the best one.

Version Alpha

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, and knowledge has learned the true meaning of 'too many cooks spoil the broth'.

  • This one is my first choice

Version Alpha-Beta

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. Grab some Pepto-Bismol and a bucket -- knowledge is about to prove that too many cooks really do spoil the broth.

  • Like Alpha, but better?
  • VOTE by Mr malaise: Oh yes. Way better than Alpha. Anything with Pepto-Bismol in it gets my vote!
  • VOTE by Bobbie mac: ok, this is now my favorite.
  • VOTE by Gelbi: Yes, this has quality and isn't to explicit about the wiki. Even if it has already been proven.
  • VOTE by CeruleanNinja: Relevant and self-referential.

Version Team Wombat

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, It's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. Knowledge got stuck in a wiki, and no one knows how to get it out.

Version Kool

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, It's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. Knowledge has lost control and Knowledge is afraid Knowledge might like it.

Version Xentither

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. Knowledge got locked outside last night in the rain and this morning it showed up on the front porch with kittens!

  • VOTE by Gelbi: Not bad, maybe cut "in the rain"?

Version Puppy poop

Ze: Good Morning Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday! Knowledge is a puppy that got locked in the kitchen last night and its gone and pooped all over the floor.

Version German Takeover

Ze: Gutenmorgen, Sportwettbewerbteilnehmer, ist es Fabuloso Freitag. Wissen ist von Tchermans übernommen worden.

  • VOTE by CeruleanNinja: Multi-lingual coolness.
  • VOTE by The_Girl_Without_WM_Tickets: please..."es ist Fabuloso Freitag" then this is my favorite...and no more jokes about germans...WE'RE WATCHING YOU =)
  • VOTE by Gelbi: Hehe, why not... but you need a European hard charging attack to push this one through! :)
  • VOTE by Scooby Poop: Fabuloso Freitag! Great line.

Version German Takeover Take 2

Ze: Tooday vee brink you cherman for beginners, Part 2. "At ze Football metsch." Ich habe keine Karten - I hev no tickets. Wo ist dass Stadion? Where ist ze Stadium? Mein Ball ist in deinem Arsch verschwunden. My ball has disappeared up your arse.

  • If we have to ditch the World Cup section, this is nicely referential. Funny too.

Version Me trying too hard to impress with my a-word-a-day vocabulary and annoyingly long title that's verging on hard charger territory

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, It's Fabuloso Friday June 9th. Knowledge is imbued with the awesome spirit of the collective consciousness of sport racers from around the globe, and having survived countless hard charging edit-wars is more powerful than it has ever been before.

Version Knowledge Lost

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, and I'm not really here! [big cheesy grin] That's right, knowledge has left the building!

Version Knowledge died and made you boss

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers! It's Friday and Knowledge is staring into the vacuum of a mechanical eye reading random symbols into the ether and letting you think so it don't have to.

Version Tyranosaurus

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, Knowledge will be back on monday when people who don't suck write the show. [BEAT; big cheesy grin] [condescendingly, nodding] Me.

Version Ignorance

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, Knowledge picked a fight with Ignorance and Ignorance won, so things are gonna look a little different round here.

Version RENDITION

Ze: Good Morning, Sports Racers, it's Fabuloso Friday June 9th, Knowledge has been spirited away with a bag on his head and is flying round europe lookin for poland.

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