Fabuloso Friday/Main Project Page

From zefrank

this is where you make the show for me, dammit

(Do u want us can maybe to make video clips the also?)

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Your cat needs to make an appearance. Yes! I definitely want to see annie.

Ze is sitting in an arm chair, wearing a bath robe, and smoking a pipe. "Hello Sports Racers. I am Ze Frank, welcome to Friday Fabuloso, where you do the thinking so I don't have to."

Ze then proceeds to cover himself entirely in peanut butter

Except for his face, which he leaves uncovered.. to leave room for jelly.

Ze: "But wait! I have a nut allergy!"

Then he starts putting slices of bread on his body, thus attempting to create a human peanut butter sandwhich.

Chelsea Peretti then cleans Ze's body using the 'giant baby' mop. She then makes an unfunny joke and giggles with her girlfriends furiously.

Amanda Congdon appears nearly entirely nude, with peanut butter sandwiches covering her breasts and a small rubber ducky covering her pubic area.

Tuesday tip, 3 days late: don't mix hallucinogens with any brand of whiskey with a picture of an anomal on the bottle.

Ze: "Congress spent 3 days debating gay marriage, because seeing two men kissing is obviously the biggest threat to traditional marriage since "Married By America" or Britney Spears' first wedding . Seeing two women kissing also contributes to the downfall of heterosexual marriage, but mostly because straight men can't stop masturbating to it long enough to actually fuck their wives.

The show ends with Ze standing on his head

Ze: (screaming) POOP! POOP! POOP!

Overlay: Thank you viewing for doing my tinking. (sic)

Ideas

• Sit in front of you crib playing guitar for $$. See how much you can make in a day.

• Drive-thru liquor stores...

• Drive-thru ATMs with Braile... There's one by my house. I'm sure you can think of something funny to say about that.

• Record the show with you speaking in reverse. Then reverse the audio so it sounds correct.

• Steal food trays from fast food restaurants and place them under rear tires of front wheel drive car w/emergency brake on. Attempt to drive in straight line (large parking lot recommended).

• S-s-s-something from the comments, from Thursday.

• there should be nothing but ze makig mator boat sounds with his lips in slow motion!

• Make it rain inside!

• Discuss a dinner planned for 4

Stupid Ideas

• Amanda Congdon makes a (non-nude) live appearance to give Ze a ducky.

• Go into your local Starbucks and ask the barrista to say the following, while staring directly at the camera: "Yes. No. I. This is." Thank him/her and then tip generously.

• Have Tom Strasthle make an appearance to show off his Sports Racer logo.

• Ze makes fun of the dumb ideas presented on this page, then says "Screw it. I knew this Friday Faboloso thing would backfire." He continues with the show as normal.

• Make an entire show while falling-down drunk.

Links

Segment on Furby Autopsy - http://www.phobe.com/furby/

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