Fabuloso Friday/Up A Notch
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Here's where we take things up a notch.
(Shh... don't tell the others.)
One way of looking at Ze's show is that he strings together a collection of short concepts to form a longer theme. I do not believe that the approach being followed in the main article (a long narrative) is being true to the format of the show.
I would like to develop short, strong concepts that are ten seconds in length. They can be on any topic whatsoever. A theme does not have to emerge at this point. At the last minute, we can string together the ones that flow best.
- I think we're doing OK at developing several short(ish) segments mostly independantly. The transition between sections in the main article script are fairly jarring, at least. But I agree that we need a development area for new segments. AaronStJ 13:28, 6 June 2006 (PDT)
Perhaps this becomes the new script. Or more likely it's the development area for a number of segments that flesh out the narrative being developed in the main article. Regardless, here are some concepts from the wiki that can be developed here:
Props
We can FedEx him something tomorrow evening if we come up with it now. What should it be?
- I don't think he's giving us his address. Call it a hunch.
- There are enough people here that I'm sure we can find someone he already knows to handle delivery details. muyfabulosotalk
I can do the delivery -- clay
Celebrity cameo
- Instead of Amanda Congdon, why not get a real celebrity? Who knows somebody that'd be hip to it?
- I don't think Amanda Congdon would appreciate that very much.
- Then she can come here and edit this wiki and/or volunteer to do something interesting on the program. I'm not sure she's capable of either.
Nudity
- The lyrics were "Fabuloso Friday's where you make the show for me / Everything I say and do except no nudity." Seems like a challenge to me. How can we spin it?
- Have him do a segment naked, but with a duckie "fig leaf" added in post-prod.
- Would add value to the unrated DVD version when he becomes a star... muyfabulosotalk
S-s-something from the Bible
Script
Ze: S-s-s-something from the Bible
CU
Ze: ['quietly'] New King James Edition
Ze: [Dramatic reading voice] Dueteronomy 22. The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man
Ze: [Confused] Pertaineth?
Ze: Neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God
CUT WIDE TO REVEAL ZE IN A DRESS
Ze: Phooey
Ze: Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.
CU
Ze: The Bible is dirty.
Ze: If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her
Ze: Go in unto her. Hee-hee.
Ze: Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate
Ze: 'Tokens on the damsel's virginity?'
Ze: What, like, her D&D books?
Ze: And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.
Ze: [Piecing things together] So wait... if a man hates his wife... and lies about her being a virgin... he has to pay her dad... but she has to stay married to him. Even though he hates her?
Ze: [Indignant dumb person voice]Where's the justice in that?
Ze: A man shall not take his father's wife, nor discover his father's skirt.
WIDE SHOT OF ZE IN THE DRESS AGAIN
Ze: Huh?
Notes
I'm working form http://www.blueletterbible.org/kjv/Deu/Deu022.html This may be aggresively unfunny. I'm gonnna put this up for now, please help edit it into funniness. I've more of a head script doctor than a head writer. :) AaronStJ 14:10, 6 June 2006 (PDT)
S-s-something planted in the comments
The dumbest thing on the first page is that "we can't write the 's-s-something from the comments' yet because we don't know what will be in the comments the day before." Bullshit. We can put whatever we want in the comments the day before. Start writing it now, right here, with the smart and fun people.
Grant me three wishes...
He's going to say what we tell him to say. So if we make him say "Next week king of the comments returns!" then it returns. How can we use this power but not abuse it?
- More importantly, how can we use this power and abuse it? --Maus 14:03, 6 June 2006 (PDT)
Ah, Nomic, thy name is self-amending systems. One possible answer is to get him to say that next Fabuloso Friday, nudity will be allowed... User:HokieMokie
- "Amanda, will you marry me?"