Fabuloso Friday 2/15 SECONDS

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15 SECONDS (give or take a few)

1, one thousand 2, one thousand 3, one thousand 4, one thousand 5, one thousand 6, one thousand 7, one thousand 8, one thousand 9, one thousand 10, one thousand 11, one thousand 12, one thousand 13, one thousand 14, one thousand 15, one thousand . Are The New Viewers Gone yet?


A moment for ze

in response to the increasing demand placed on ze that he be 'always on' and entertaining - a trend that I sense is taking it's toll on our favorite dancing monkey - I propose we give ze 15 seconds to relax. Just relax. crack a crispy stella. flip through a magazine. do it for ze.

  • very nice, I love it. seems like the tyke has had a rough week.
  • Great idea, take it easy, have some coffee... not to make a starbucks product placement, just to relax! --Gelbi 15:36, 15 June 2006 (PDT)
  • This is the best idea yet. Especially since Ze has done so much to entertain us and let us relax (only recently with The Show, but with the rest of his site for yeeeears)
  • I like the base concept behind this one, too. Unfortunately it doesn't make for great video. Here's a thought: give Ze 15 seconds to do anything he wants with a promise of no reprisals from the audience. No snarky comments, in fact we promise to never mention it ever, anywhere ... no matter what. (Of course we fail, but that can be entertainment and a mythology unto itself.) muyfabulosotalk 21:09, 15 June 2006 (PDT)
  • Haha, very nice. This should be the first 15 seconds of the show, followed by "are the new viewers gone yet?"
  • Absolutely! Don't forget to sip the starbucks.
  • I'd like to add a new section for "are the new viewers gone yet?" as part of the 15 seconds.

(so I'm gonna copy moving this, but won't delete it from here. I'll leave that up to the original contributor).


Bring back "Tired Friday" show

This segment ONLY applies if Ze has not brought back the mysterious missing "Tired Friday" show from 6/16/06. If he doesn't, and if everybody votes for this segment, then he *HAS* to bring it back.

1. [spend 14 seconds in front of the computer restoring "Tired Friday"]

2. Ze: [fake-mad face, looking at camera] There! Are you satisfied?

3. [Ze leaves "Tired Friday" enabled in the archives for the forseeable future]

(I moved step 4 to the magic dumpster --Sford 18:29, 16 June 2006 (PDT))


Buyah!

I liked the milk/dog/tinkle bit he did on one of last weeks shows. I know he said no props less essential, buuuuuuuuut I think it would be a perfect regular piece for Fabulosos Fridays; since physical comedy is so limited in this venue, a little “harmless” fun at ze's expense would fulfill the need so many seem to have for dressing him up. So I propose that during Fabuloso Fridays different sounds are used to startle ze while he is eating. To get the ball rolling here's one idea:

  • Wearing a NY Yankees cap ze is startled by the loud sound of a bull horn while eating cracker jacks and/or a hot dog full of horse radish and ketchup. Startled by the sound the cracker jacks fly and/or the hot dog squirts out of the bun. His response with a mouth full of food yelling, “Heeeeeeeeeey batter, batter, batter!”


Ceci n'est pas une ze

Does any part of the news with a flowing white flour sack over his face with the caption “Ceci n'est pas une Ze”

  • Oh yeah??? And this is not a comment... --Gelbi 18:33, 15 June 2006 (PDT)


Clevur Woidz

[Ze in repose.]

MEDIUM

Ze: Here's some advice, Sports Racers...

MEDIUM CLOSE

Ze: Learn a new word each day, so that, in time you can communicate by saying things like:...

CLOSE SHOT

[3/4 face at frame left]

Ze: I wish I could defenestrate this exsufflicate script, penned entirely by anonymuncles, depicting me as a balatron.

[3/4 face at frame right]

Ze: Assholes!

'Alternative 2:'

Ze: [whispers] Look them up, I dare ya.

'Alternative 3:'

MEDIUM CLOSE

Ze: ...And continue being a cosmokrator. (ruler of the world)

Make up your own! CeruleanNinja 13:24, 16 June 2006 (PDT)


Confusing Ads

[Ze confused and cranky.]

MEDIUM [high angle]

Ze: Advertising is confusing.

MEDIUM CLOSE

Ze: They shout at you using overblown promises like...

EXTREME CU [Hyper hard-charger.]

Ze: "All your wildest dreams WILL come true!"

MEDIUM CLOSE

Ze: Which usually translates to crappy travel vouchers to places I don’t even wanna visit.

LONG SHOT [Ze dressed in his travel-garb. Shorts and cap and all.]

Ze: Ten dollars off to Washington? Dang!

CeruleanNinja 04:24, 16 June 2006 (PDT)


Cramps my style

Ze acknowledges that the no nudity clause has stiffled my creativity

  • Yes, yes... this should be acknowledged! --Gelbi 17:21, 15 June 2006 (PDT)
  • not any more ;)


Duckies

[Ze says duckies as fast as he can and as many times as he can in 15 seconds] (moved part II to 25 seconds or more)


Fabuloso Friday Sponsor

(to go near the beginning).

Ze: This week's bite-sized Fabuloso Friday is sponsored by shitty mini-food that you get at 'posh' parties.

[Medium close up]

Ze: It's designed so you don't feel so bad about gorging your face.

[Extreme close up of Ze with his mouth full of food.]

Ze: (Talking like a woman and spitting food) I just LOVE these hors d'oeuvres!!!


Giant pink bunny

'And Finally' section, Ze discusses the curious case of the 'Giant Pink Bunny', that's appeared on an Italian mountain side. Read about it here Ze sez: 'It would be fine and dandy, except, disturbingly, the knitted giant is sprawled out road-kill style. ' Schamaun. CeruleanNinja


Glacier Stone

Ze should talk for a little bit, involving intense curse words which are over dubbed with "t.v. style" overdubs. ( example: yippie ki yay mother falcon) and every so often a laugh track should come on, and Ze will have to wait for the laughing to stop to continue so that the audience hears where they are supposed to laugh but cannot understand the joke because of the crap overdubs.


Hawaiian fire

He wears a hawaiian shirt for the first half minute or so, then at random (during this 15 second clip) he performs a seated power move that changes his hawaiian shirt to a normal shirt, and transports a burning hawaiian shirt in the background of where he is sitting. It could remain there seen later as charred remains. 68.6.101.96 21:16, 15 June 2006 (PDT)


It really sucks

"It really sucks when you're in the middle of watching an episode of the show and you suddenly and unavoidable have to go take a piss."

I've just started watching, but this happened to me just a few minutes ago. I was pretty upset. This could be one of those really quick segments that just flash in between the longer segments, zoomed up really close on his face, or maybe on a glass of water. Feel free to re-write the line to give it more zing.
Later on in the show, a quick shot of ze pouring a glass of water into the toilet with a surprised look.

Kitty licken' good

Ze's cat licks food off his face. ze licks food off of cats face?


Movie Reviews..rented or theatre

15 second movie reviews. This could easily be a winner

  • Awesome idea! How about reviewing Nacho Libre, which is released this Friday (in teh USofA). Jack Black. In a cape. Doesn't it scream Power Move to you? Schamaun, peoples! :D CeruleanNinja 00:33, 16 June 2006 (PDT)

I dig it. But let's do non-new releases. Movies that are GOOD and have stood the test of time. Like Rear Window, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Or something equally bad ass.


Nothing

out of nowhere, closeup on ze's cheek. ze: (quickly) my skin is made of super duper small legos blocks.

later in the shows zoom back up on his cheeck

ze: LEGOS!!


Old school

ze should take at least 15 seconds to slow down his speech and allow himself to blink. Do at least one news article like this.

  • good idea, he could start off reading a news article in a high very fast (cartoon) voice then over the 15 seconds slow it all down to a low crawl.


omg

CRAZY DANCE PARTY

THEN READ CHUCK NORRIS JOKES WITH YOUR NAME INSTEAD. ex:

"Ze beat terri schiavo in a starring contest"

  • Don't wanna sound like a spelling hard charger, but do you mean "staring" contest? (GS)
  • Terri Schiavo reference isn't on, she was unwell and her demise was most unpleasant. To make fun of her is cruel. CeruleanNinja
Agreed.


Peanut butter

Ze covers himself entirely in peanut butter


Play Chess with Ze

(requires a chessboard)

A set-up chessboard is set between Ze and the camera. Ze is playing white.

Ze: Let's play a game of chess!

Ze moves a white pawn forward.

Ze: Your move!

Ze smiles expectantly at the camera for the remaining time.

Kazz 14:40, 17 June 2006 (PDT)

  • Lol, simple but cute. :) CeruleanNinja 15:28, 18 June 2006 (PDT)


Play Chess with Ze... Reprise

(This could be the other half of a sandwich?...)

Ze: S-s-s-something from the meta-email!

[reads]

Ze: PinkGoosie writes: 'Chess sucks, Ze. We should totally play Snakes & Ladders or Crosses & Naughts, instead.'

[Ze casts a disappointed look at the camera, and shakes his head in dismay.]

CeruleanNinja 15:59, 17 June 2006 (PDT)


Poop

Poop, poop, poop, poop.

  • YES!


Safe distance

This is a planned event - ze waits for a big loud motorcycle to drive by in the hood, makes an annoyed and angry face as the guy passes, at just the right (safe) distance ze yells “Hey Asshole!” If the guy hears him and stops, ze expresses a look of panic and runs for cover or does his power move. If the guy doesn't hear him, ze checks/shakes his ears with his little finger and mumbles “asshole.” I've actually timed this.


Sloganism

CLOSE UP

Ze: Holy contradictorific slogans!

MEDIUM

Ze: Upon the release of their new car, Peugeot declared that...

EXTREME CU [Serious hard-charger.]

Ze: "Playtime is over."

MEDIUM

Ze: To which Renault replied with...

EXTREME CU

Ze: "Grow up? What for?"

MEDIUM CLOSE [A series of shots, one for each 'instruction'.]

Ze: So, is it… go, or stay? Sit or get up?

Ze: Sit? Get Up? Or is it just plain Suck and Blo... CUT

Alternative punchline suggestions? CeruleanNinja 13:12, 16 June 2006 (PDT)


S-s-s-something from the wiki (#1?)

Ze makes fun of an inappropriate script suggestion. "Hey, this is Fabuloso Friday, not Tharcathtic Barthelona Thurthday." (mutters "Athhole!")


S-s-s-something from the wiki (alternate)

A random fabuloso wrote this! (or something else equally meta?)


Taking it to the street

Ze approaches people on the street of his choice and gets replies to the question: "What's something you like that's gay?"

We see/hear Ze ask the question, then get a tightly cut series of "Essence of replies" from different people.

  • hey, I really like this idea, as long as he doesn't get punched.


The Show: Reverse ze-ology

Could we write a snippet that is almost as witty and intelligent as Ze's usual news commentary, but defending bush's policy or something like intelligent design or scientology?? This is a challange to all hard chargers out there... I doubt anyone will respond, but let's see...

a non-hardcharger will give it a shot:

"This week our president, George W. Bush [1] seen here showing the democrats who's boss, had to once again defend America's honor against the tyrannous liberal left. He made point to discuss the beauty of nature as he named a small archipelago off the coast of Hawaii a national monument. In response Al Gore, seen here contributing to global warming [2] said, "AAAARRRRRRRGHGHHGHHHH I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT."

Asshole." - kylejbritt.com

COMMENTS:

  • i think the Al gore line is what's missing here... anyone care to propose different Al Gore lines?
  • I like it.
  • I'm not sold on this one.. there's something missing
  • Very good try, not quite from the heart, but it's not bad... Maybe a better Gore line would be useful, but I wonder how Ze would interpret "AAAAAAAAAAARRGHGHGH" :) --Gelbi 09:32, 18 June 2006 (PDT)


Here's an alternate version using some of the same material... less reverse-ze, better?

"It's been almost a year since President George W. Bush [3] seen here trying really really hard to be a badass, publicly endorsed intelligent design as a school-taught belief system and people are still amazed that the man has never said anything intelligent.

[4]

Meanwhile almost-president Al Gore, seen here evolving [5] burned down a small town that told him to take his 'liberal hogwash' film somewhere else. 17 people died, but no vegetation was harmed."


Video Game

Splice 3 sec random shots here and there of ze playing a video game. Camera is behind his shoulder you can only see part of the computer screen. Dragged out could also be are the new viewes gone yet?

  • Killing the bad guys - "die die die"
  • End of Game losing - "Ahhhh! Man! shit!"
  • Plays atheist and makes the guy keep walking off the edge - "giggles."
  • Watch him plays solitaire -"clicking mouse."


Wiki

Ze discusses the upsides and downsides of wikis and how many people and edits it took to make the Fabulosobits he's showing. Of course, this count would have to be done at the very last minute, at some point between the closing of the voting and the actual show production.


Ze gets a tattoo

To show his dedication and commitment to Sportsracers everywhere, I think 15 seconds of his Friday show should show Ze getting a tattoo of a ducky [or something else related to the show] on a body part-o-his choice. He can challenge other Sportsracers to do the same, and send him pictures. Come on, let's take this 'up a notch' baby.

[muy fabuloso! I like it... I dare him!] Retrieved from "http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/Fabuloso_Friday_2"

  • honestly, I'd be just as happy with a henna or sharpie 'tatoo'. It would be cool to see him put a duckie on his body part of choice and showing it off for us.
  • HEY! How about we design it? Seconding the 'henna' motion (it's safer). Hey, peeps submit your tattoo suggestions. Also, the mini-script could deal with 'I had one too many and woke up with this'. :D CeruleanNinja 13:32, 16 June 2006 (PDT)


Ze in b&w

Four secs - Silent Ze in lined and scratchy B&W: white powder face, eyeliner, lip rouge, he blinks his eyes very fast like Fay Ray or Lillian Gish, Valentino smiles gives the (hubba hubba) eyebrows. Flim slips to colour has a surprised Marcel Marceau expression.

  • Soundtrack for black and white should be melodrammatic piano music, no?
  • yes, nice touch. but it should be just a splash of tinkly piano music. Something like this[6] ignore film.


Ze should steal

I think Ze should hunt down, find and steal a copy of Delta Force III in New York City 5. In other words, I think he should spend 5 seconds recapping exactly this, for example "I'm being forced to steal a copy of Delta Force III", video tape himself going into the video store for 5 seconds, and video tape himself with the video for 5 seconds (we will assume he stole it).


Ze Shooter

This would work best if it is the first segment.

Ze does as many shots of liquor he can in 15 seconds counting out loud for each one.

Do it as the last segment, and Ze does the whole show while drinking and puts the clips in reverse order, so he gets soberer and soberer.
 :D While this is an interesting idea, I shall dare to say that after Friday the 16th Show, this has positively, absolutely and conclusively been done. Nothing could possibly eclipse this uniquely inebriated moment. CeruleanNinja 08:57, 16 June 2006 (PDT)
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