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15 SECONDS (give or take a few)

(Script Draft?) MEDIUM CLOSE

Ze: 1, one thousand 2, one thousand 3, one thousand 4, one thousand 5, one thousand 6, one thousand 7, one thousand 8, one thousand 9, one thousand 10, one thousand 11, one thousand 12, one thousand 13, one thousand 14, one thousand 15, one thousand.

MEDIUM [Ze speaks sneakily from the side of the frame.]

Ze: Are The New Viewers Gone yet?


A moment for ze

in response to the increasing demand placed on ze that he be 'always on' and entertaining - a trend that I sense is taking it's toll on our favorite dancing monkey - I propose we give ze 15 seconds to relax. Just relax. crack a crispy stella. flip through a magazine. do it for ze.

  • very nice, I love it. seems like the tyke has had a rough week.
  • Great idea, take it easy, have some coffee... not to make a starbucks product placement, just to relax! --Gelbi 15:36, 15 June 2006 (PDT)
  • This is the best idea yet. Especially since Ze has done so much to entertain us and let us relax (only recently with The Show, but with the rest of his site for yeeeears)
  • I like the base concept behind this one, too. Unfortunately it doesn't make for great video. Here's a thought: give Ze 15 seconds to do anything he wants with a promise of no reprisals from the audience. No snarky comments, in fact we promise to never mention it ever, anywhere ... no matter what. (Of course we fail, but that can be entertainment and a mythology unto itself.) muyfabulosotalk 21:09, 15 June 2006 (PDT)
  • Haha, very nice. This should be the first 15 seconds of the show, followed by "are the new viewers gone yet?"
  • Absolutely! Don't forget to sip the starbucks.
  • I'd like to add a new section for "are the new viewers gone yet?" as part of the 15 seconds.

like this?

combinded with this

or like this [1]

A Series of thing falling in reverse

Drop a series of things from a window onto the ground below. Announcing what he's droping first, but play the falling item in reverse so it looks as if it's falling up, then place the clips in reverse so the pile on the ground gets smaller. Do this for 15 seconds more or less. Items shoud be of a breakable messy nature (ie 3 eggs, a bag of rice, some flour, some flowers etc)


Bring back "Tired Friday" show

This segment ONLY applies if Ze has not brought back the mysterious missing "Tired Friday" show from 6/16/06. If he doesn't, and if everybody votes for this segment, then he *HAS* to bring it back.

1. [spend 14 seconds in front of the computer restoring "Tired Friday"]

2. Ze: [fake-mad face, looking at camera] There! Are you satisfied?

3. [Ze leaves "Tired Friday" enabled in the archives for the forseeable future]

(I moved step 4 to the magic dumpster --Sford 18:29, 16 June 2006 (PDT))


Board of the League of Awesomeness

This topic is ripe for anyone who can master the challenge.


Just who are these guys that don't appreciate a little patootie with a towel for a tail?

is it these guys?

or

how bout these guys?

or

nah...doubt it.

or

these?

or

I hope it's not these!


maybe, it's the dreaded ALIEN BABY?!

[2]

Buyah!

Wearing a NY Yankees cap holding a box of cracker jacks and a hot dog full of mustered and ketchup ze says, "Good Morning Sports Racers it's..." startled by the sound of a loud bull horn the cracker jacks fly the hot dog squirts out of the bun. Camera cuts: ze then says with a mouth full of food , “It's Fabuloso Friday Deux!”

Ceci n'est pas une ze

Does any part of the news with a flowing white flour sack over his face with the caption “Ceci n'est pas une Ze”

  • Oh yeah??? And this is not a comment... --Gelbi 18:33, 15 June 2006 (PDT)


Clevur Woidz

[Ze in repose.]

MEDIUM

Ze: Here's some advice, Sports Racers...

MEDIUM CLOSE

Ze: Learn a new word each day, so that, in time you can communicate by saying things like:...


CLOSE SHOT [3/4 face at frame left]

Ze: I wish I could defenestrate this exsufflicate script, penned entirely by anonymuncles, depicting me as a balatron.

[3/4 face at frame right]

Ze: Assholes!

'Alternative 2:'

Ze: [whispers] Look them up, I dare ya.

'Alternative 3:'

MEDIUM CLOSE

Ze: ...And continue being a cosmokrator. (ruler of the world)

Make up your own! CeruleanNinja 13:24, 16 June 2006 (PDT)


(Clevur) Rude Clevur Woidz

(This is a cousin-version to ‘Punctuation Substitution’)

[Ze is cranky at someone off-screen. He leans into shot conspirationally.]

MEDIUM

Ze: Here's some advice!

MEDIUM CLOSE

Ze: Expand your vocabulary by gathering rare or antiquated words that mean rude things. So that, you can vent at irritating narks by saying things like...

CLOSE SHOT [Sweet as pie.]

Ze: Wow, a vaniloquent sciolist like yourself should definitely run for senate.

EXTREME CU [Secretly sarcastic.]

Ze: And, perhaps you too will be engaging in sciamachy with the rest of the smatchets. [Image of George Dubya and his pals]

MEDIUM CLOSE

Ze: Assholes! ("assholes" in Latin?)

CeruleanNinja 13:23, 17 June 2006 (PDT)


Confusing Ads

[Ze confused and cranky.]

MEDIUM [high angle]

Ze: Advertising is confusing.

MEDIUM CLOSE

Ze: They shout at you using overblown promises like...

EXTREME CU [Hyper hard-charger.]

Ze: "All your wildest dreams WILL come true!"

MEDIUM CLOSE

Ze: Which usually translates to crappy travel vouchers to places I don’t even wanna visit.

LONG SHOT [Ze dressed in his travel-garb. Shorts and cap and all.]

Ze: Ten dollars off to Washington? Dang!

CeruleanNinja 04:24, 16 June 2006 (PDT)


Cramps my style

Ze acknowledges that the no nudity clause has stiffled my creativity

  • Yes, yes... this should be acknowledged! --Gelbi 17:21, 15 June 2006 (PDT)
  • not any more ;)


Duckies

[Ze says duckies as fast as he can and as many times as he can in 15 seconds] (moved part II to 25 seconds or more)


Fabuloso Friday Sponsor

(to go near the beginning).

Ze: This week's bite-sized Fabuloso Friday is sponsored by shitty mini-food that you get at 'posh' parties.

[Medium close up]

Ze: It's designed so you don't feel so bad about gorging your face.

[Extreme close up of Ze with his mouth full of food.]

Ze: (Talking like a woman and spitting food) I just LOVE these hors d'oeuvres!!!


Rude Words

(Draft Script)

MEDIUM

Ze: Greetings fellow Sports Racers! The Earth Sandwich may be complete...

EXTREME CU

Ze: But that’s not enough! We’re still too darn far apart!

MEDIUM CLOSE [Grandiose unveiling.]

Ze: In the spirit of Intercontinental Sports Racer Unification, let me present...

(Sings. Cheerful little tune.)

Ze: Learn a Rude Word today. With Ze!

EXTREME CU [Joyful.]

Ze: In foreign!

MEDIUM [Begins to speak, but checks his watch...]

Ze: Scheiße, this lil' duckie seems to have run out of time...

[Relieved sigh.]

(I've acted/timed this, it's just about fifteen seconds long. :D CeruleanNinja)


Finnish Alternative

MEDIUM [Before continuing, Ze checks his watch. Smirks.]

Ze: Voi vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi! (Finnish for “life could be better” as suggested by Gelbi)

(C'mon, can anyone think of other punchlines, based on the suggestions within the Discussion? Also, could someone record a .wav on how to pronounce the Finnish phrase properly, for reference? :D CeruleanNinja 15:11, 18 June 2006 (PDT))


Giant pink bunny

'And Finally' section, Ze discusses the curious case of the 'Giant Pink Bunny', that's appeared on an Italian mountain side. Read about it here Ze sez: 'It would be fine and dandy, except, disturbingly, the knitted giant is sprawled out road-kill style. ' Schamaun. CeruleanNinja


Glacier Stone

Ze should talk for a little bit, involving intense curse words which are over dubbed with "t.v. style" overdubs. ( example: yippie ki yay mother falcon) and every so often a laugh track should come on, and Ze will have to wait for the laughing to stop to continue so that the audience hears where they are supposed to laugh but cannot understand the joke because of the crap overdubs.


Hawaiian fire

He wears a hawaiian shirt for the first half minute or so, then at random (during this 15 second clip) he performs a seated power move that changes his hawaiian shirt to a normal shirt, and transports a burning hawaiian shirt in the background of where he is sitting. It could remain there seen later as charred remains. 68.6.101.96 21:16, 15 June 2006 (PDT)


It really sucks

"It really sucks when you're in the middle of watching an episode of the show and you suddenly and unavoidable have to go take a piss."

I've just started watching, but this happened to me just a few minutes ago. I was pretty upset. This could be one of those really quick segments that just flash in between the longer segments, zoomed up really close on his face, or maybe on a glass of water. Feel free to re-write the line to give it more zing.
Later on in the show, a quick shot of ze pouring a glass of water into the toilet with a surprised look.


Kitty licken' good

Ze's cat licks food off his face. ze licks food off of cats face?

This should flash in between segments, 3 secs for each.

Should be a cat meow when the segments start.

1 CU - Food on face, cat is approchaing.(cut) 2.Cat is licking food off face. (cut) 3 Cat going crazy eating the food on face. (cut) 4 ze starts licking food off cat's face (or approches with the intent.) (cut).

Movie Reviews..rented or theatre

15 second movie reviews. This could easily be a winner

  • Awesome idea! How about reviewing Nacho Libre, which is released this Friday (in teh USofA). Jack Black. In a cape. Doesn't it scream Power Move to you? Schamaun, peoples! :D CeruleanNinja 00:33, 16 June 2006 (PDT)

I dig it. But let's do non-new releases. Movies that are GOOD and have stood the test of time. Like Rear Window, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Or something equally bad ass.


Nothing

out of nowhere, closeup on ze's cheek. ze: (quickly) my skin is made of super duper small legos blocks.

later in the shows zoom back up on his cheeck

ze: LEGOS!!


Old school

ze should take at least 15 seconds to slow down his speech and allow himself to blink. Do at least one news article like this.

  • good idea, he could start off reading a news article in a high very fast (cartoon) voice then over the 15 seconds slow it all down to a low crawl.


omg

CRAZY DANCE PARTY

THEN READ CHUCK NORRIS JOKES WITH YOUR NAME INSTEAD. ex:

"Ze beat terri schiavo in a starring contest"

  • Don't wanna sound like a spelling hard charger, but do you mean "staring" contest? (GS)
  • Terri Schiavo reference isn't on, she was unwell and her demise was most unpleasant. To make fun of her is cruel. CeruleanNinja
Agreed.
and that's why it's funny


Peanut butter

Ze covers himself entirely in peanut butter

  • Not sure he could complete his whole body without a lot of cuts, not to mention if he'd even do it, but he could just start spreading it on his arm and say "Since we started coving the world with bread, I'm all out!" He continues then gives a look to the camera and says, "Whaaaat? "What you're problem?" cut

Play Chess with Ze

(requires a chessboard)

A set-up chessboard is set between Ze and the camera. Ze is playing white.

Ze: Let's play a game of chess!

Ze moves a white pawn forward.

Ze: Your move!

Ze smiles expectantly at the camera for the remaining time.

Kazz 14:40, 17 June 2006 (PDT)

  • Lol, simple but cute. :) CeruleanNinja 15:28, 18 June 2006 (PDT)


Play Chess with Ze... Reprise

(This could be the other half of a sandwich?...)

Ze: S-s-s-something from the meta-email!

[reads]

Ze: PinkGoosie writes: 'Chess sucks, Ze. We should totally play Snakes & Ladders or Crosses & Naughts, instead.'

[Ze casts a disappointed look at the camera, and shakes his head in dismay.]

CeruleanNinja 15:59, 17 June 2006 (PDT)


Poop

Poop, poop, poop, poop.

  • YES!


Reward

I think Ze should wax a little philosophical and ask a question at the beginning of the show, (perhaps part of, "Are the New Viewers Gone Yet?") and not give the answer until the very end, so far at the end the screen actually goes black and just when you think it's really over he gives the answer quickly.

Ze: asks, "What are the rewards for patience?" smiles laughs, "We'll find out latter!" ...Show goes on....

At the very end: ze gives the answer quickly. Show over.


Safe distance

This is a planned event - ze waits for a big loud motorcycle to drive by in the hood, makes an annoyed and angry face as the guy passes, at just the right (safe) distance ze yells “Hey Asshole!” If the guy hears him and stops, ze expresses a look of panic and runs for cover or does his power move. If the guy doesn't hear him, ze checks/shakes his ears with his little finger and mumbles “asshole.” I've actually timed this.


Serious Contemplation: Soviet Communism

Ze: I've been considering it since 1985 and I think today is the day. Today I will defect to the Soviet Union and live out the ultimate lifestyle! It all makes sense, Marxist Leninism mandates have been guiding my life for years and now I can't wait to renounce my citizenship. Luckily I've saved up for an Aeroflot ticket to Leningrad!


Sloganism

CLOSE UP

Ze: Holy contradictorific slogans!

MEDIUM

Ze: Upon the release of their new car, Peugeot declared that...

EXTREME CU [Serious hard-charger.]

Ze: "Playtime is over."

MEDIUM

Ze: To which Renault replied with...

EXTREME CU

Ze: "Grow up? What for?"

MEDIUM CLOSE [A series of shots, one for each 'instruction'.]

Ze: So, is it… go, or stay? Sit or get up?

Ze: Sit? Get Up? Or is it just plain Suck and Blo... CUT

Alternative punchline suggestions? CeruleanNinja 13:12, 16 June 2006 (PDT)

Something I like thats gay

"Hi, I'm Ze, Whats something I like thats gay?..........ZE!"


S-s-s-something from the wiki (#1?)

Ze makes fun of an inappropriate script suggestion. "Hey, this is Fabuloso Friday, not Tharcathtic Barthelona Thurthday." (mutters "Athhole!")


S-s-s-something from the wiki (alternate)

A random fabuloso wrote this! (or something else equally meta?)


Taking it to the street

Ze approaches people on the street of his choice and gets replies to the question: "What's something you like that's gay?"

We see/hear Ze ask the question, then get a tightly cut series of "Essence of replies" from different people.

  • hey, I really like this idea, as long as he doesn't get punched.
  • I love this one!


The Show: Reverse ze-ology

Could we write a snippet that is almost as witty and intelligent as Ze's usual news commentary, but defending bush's policy or something like intelligent design or scientology?? This is a challange to all hard chargers out there... I doubt anyone will respond, but let's see...

a non-hardcharger will give it a shot:

"This week our president, George W. Bush [3] seen here showing the democrats who's boss, had to once again defend America's honor against the tyrannous liberal left. He made point to discuss the beauty of nature as he named a small archipelago off the coast of Hawaii a national monument. In response Al Gore, seen here contributing to global warming [4] said, "AAAARRRRRRRGHGHHGHHHH I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT."

Asshole." - kylejbritt.com

COMMENTS:

  • i think the Al gore line is what's missing here... anyone care to propose different Al Gore lines?
  • I like it.
  • I'm not sold on this one.. there's something missing
  • Very good try, not quite from the heart, but it's not bad... Maybe a better Gore line would be useful, but I wonder how Ze would interpret "AAAAAAAAAAARRGHGHGH" :) --Gelbi 09:32, 18 June 2006 (PDT)


Here's an alternate version using some of the same material... less reverse-ze, better?

"It's been almost a year since President George W. Bush [5] seen here trying really really hard to be a badass, publicly endorsed intelligent design as a school-taught belief system and people are still amazed that the man has never said anything intelligent.

[6]

Meanwhile almost-president Al Gore, seen here evolving [7] burned down a small town that told him to take his 'liberal hogwash' film somewhere else. 17 people died, but no vegetation was harmed."


Video Game

Splice 3 sec random shots here and there of ze playing a video game. Camera is behind his shoulder you can only see part of the computer screen. Dragged out could also be are the new viewes gone yet?

  • Killing the bad guys - "die die die"
  • End of Game losing - "Ahhhh! Man! shit!"
  • Plays atheist and makes the guy keep walking off the edge - "giggles."
  • Watch him plays solitaire -"clicking mouse."


VOTE DON'T VOTE

Ze finding that no one voted this week declares he is already dictator, cracks a few walnuts and throws them at the camera.

Ze finding that everyone voted for only two issues, he stated clearly, were not in the rules and already in the magic dumpster; that he get completely naked with props. he sits looking at the camera, arms folded, speechless, huffing and puffing while looking down in disgust and up on occasion only to roll his eyes and shoot dirty and disapproving looks. he then roughly grabs a League of Awesomeness Certificate off the table, looks at the camera and points at "you," then rips it up and throws it in the air, walking away.

z z z ze gets naked with props

speaks for itself.


Wiki

Ze discusses the upsides and downsides of wikis and how many people and edits it took to make the Fabulosobits he's showing. Of course, this count would have to be done at the very last minute, at some point between the closing of the voting and the actual show production.


Ze gets a tattoo

To show his dedication and commitment to Sportsracers everywhere, I think 15 seconds of his Friday show should show Ze getting a tattoo of a ducky [or something else related to the show] on a body part-o-his choice. He can challenge other Sportsracers to do the same, and send him pictures. Come on, let's take this 'up a notch' baby.

[muy fabuloso! I like it... I dare him!] Retrieved from "http://www.zefrank.com/wiki/index.php/Fabuloso_Friday_2"

  • honestly, I'd be just as happy with a henna or sharpie 'tatoo'. It would be cool to see him put a duckie on his body part of choice and showing it off for us.
  • HEY! How about we design it? Seconding the 'henna' motion (it's safer). Hey, peeps submit your tattoo suggestions. Also, the mini-script could deal with 'I had one too many and woke up with this'. :D CeruleanNinja 13:32, 16 June 2006 (PDT)
  • i think it should be sharpie or henna but, in a easily seen area. Like the side of his neck perhaps that pretty badass... jailbird badass in fact.


Ze in b&w

Four secs - Silent Ze in lined and scratchy B&W: white powder face, eyeliner, lip rouge, he blinks his eyes very fast like Fay Ray or Lillian Gish, Valentino smiles gives the (hubba hubba) eyebrows. Flim slips to colour has a surprised Marcel Marceau expression.

  • Soundtrack for black and white should be melodrammatic piano music, no?
  • yes, nice touch. but it should be just a splash of tinkly piano music. Something like this[8] ignore film.
  • Yeah im all for this, four seconds well spent.

third times a charm


Ze should steal

I think Ze should hunt down, find and steal a copy of Delta Force III in New York City 5. In other words, I think he should spend 5 seconds recapping exactly this, for example "I'm being forced to steal a copy of Delta Force III", video tape himself going into the video store for 5 seconds, and video tape himself with the video for 5 seconds (we will assume he stole it).

  • even thought this could pretty funny, depending on his facial expressions, (and the fact he has a camerea filmimg him) what would the board at the League of Awesomeness say?


Ze Shooter

This would work best if it is the first segment.

Ze does as many shots of liquor he can in 15 seconds counting out loud for each one.

Do it as the last segment, and Ze does the whole show while drinking and puts the clips in reverse order, so he gets soberer and soberer.
 :D While this is an interesting idea, I shall dare to say that after Friday the 16th Show, this has positively, absolutely and conclusively been done. Nothing could possibly eclipse this uniquely inebriated moment. CeruleanNinja 08:57, 16 June 2006 (PDT)


Ze The Worm Charmer

A randomly occuring feature in which Ze invites viewers to direct him towards all manner of wind instruments, which he will then use to try and charm worms out of the ground in Central Park or a plant pot.

  • Almost funny, but not really, I like the mention of woodwind instuments though.


Here's something I like that's Gay!

Hardcharging, gay, celebrity politicians:

Image:http://images.usatoday.com/news/ photos/2006/06/19/president.jpg

Here's something I like that's gay

Here's something I like that's gay: "Here's something I like that's gay."

Fabuloso signs arround the world

[cut to Image:fabuloso sign.jpg -fanfare music-] Ze voiceover: [sounding enthusiastic] And now it's time for Fabuloso Signs Arround the World.]

[cut to Ze looking concerned] People in other cultures find it important to point out things that we take for granted here in America.

[cut to] Ze voice over: For instance, in Panama the friendly governemnt folk make it easy... Image:IMG 1080.JPG.

[cut to] Ze voice over: for you to know where to catch the bus for the electro boogie competition... Image:IMG 1078.JPG

[cut to] Ze voice over: the appropiate place...Image:IMG 1088.JPG

[cut to] Ze voice over: ...to trash your carImage:IMG 1089.JPG

[cut to] Ze voice over:so you can collect on the insurance,Image:IMG 1082.JPG

[cut to] Ze voice over:or a visual reminder to foreigners...Image:IMG 1100.JPG

[cut to] Ze voice over:...that you're in Panama when you realize...Image:IMG 1102.JPG Image:IMG 1103.JPG

[cut to] Ze voice over:...that even street signs have big asses Image:IMG 1096.JPG Image:IMG 1095.JPG


  • maybe I missed the joke, but none of these links go anywhere :(
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