Fabuloso Friday 2/FINISHED

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15 SECONDS (give or take a few)

MEDIUM CLOSE

Ze: 1, one thousand 2, one thousand 3, one thousand 4, one thousand 5, one thousand 6, one thousand 7, one thousand 8, one thousand 9, one thousand 10, one thousand 11, one thousand 12, one thousand 13, one thousand 14, one thousand 15, one thousand.

MEDIUM [Ze speaks sneakily from the side of the frame.]

Ze: Are The New Viewers Gone yet?

crap-arino

its like crap only better.

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Bird Flu Dance/Knowledge

[Ze close up:]

"Avian influenza is an infection that occurs naturally among wild birds, who carry the viruses in their intestines, but usually do not get sick from them. However, when wild and freaky birds mix with weak, domesticated birds, bad things can happen...
[Voice:off:"Like what Ze?"] [Flash photo of dying birds, such as [1]this one.] or to be edgier, this one.[2] or, sponsorific, this one: [3]
Well, for example, Massive Bird Death brought on by incessant requests for the "Funky Chicken" at your nephew's Bar Mitzvah...."
[Flash image of Funky Chicken dancers with banned circle with a slash symbol through it][4]
[Cut back to Ze freaking the Bird Flu dance moves - greatly speeded up to fit into the fifteen seconds limit. Cut to Ze on the floor, close-up on Ze's face, lying flat on the carpet]
Ze: "No one can predict when a Bird Flu pandemic might occur...but at least you'll never have to do the Funky Chicken again...Seriously Sports Racers, it's Wedding Season, Learn the damn dance, you'll be a hero, you have the Ze Frank Guarantee."
[Ze, plaintive voice:] Duckies?
[End]