Talk:Fabuloso Friday 2/Fabuloso Chess/Taunts
From zefrank
Taunts wanted
- Learn proper notation. Geedubber 10:14, 20 July 2006 (PDT)
- Suck our collective fat one, you cheap-ass dime store hood Disko
- That crappy move of yours just left a skid mark.
-g.p.
- Zidane taunt: "you can have my shirt after the match"
- Materazzi taunt: "I'd rather have your [mother/wife/sister/ducky]'s shirt."
- well, if he's gonna get personal, i say we go to a classic mama retort. as in: "your mama's got something on her face."Ann 18:28, 6 July 2006 (PDT)
- Jesus taunt: "I've recruited a few friends to FUCK YOU!"
"I peed in your starbucks!" ought to work
I deleted the "URZ14Me" taunt. Clearly I'm not hip enough to understand it. A search of this Wiki and a Google search gives no clues. It appeared out of the blue with no discussion here. If it's leet speak it's not very good leet. If it's a pop culture reference it's not very pop. muyfabulosotalk 22:06, 1 July 2006 (PDT)
- Yea .. i had no idea where it came from, just left it there just in case. Maybe we should acknowledge his 'acceptance' .. something like "[our move] .. better start writing those songs now Ze!"
- it could mean "you are the one for me" - but still doesn't make any sense... --Profaner 01:29, 2 July 2006 (PDT)
- It could mean "you are lame" or "you are so lame" or "you are THE lame". -- Neal
Actually, I like the sound of a faux pathetic taunt. Maybe something like "Oh yeah? Well... yo' mama... uh... asshole! (beat) What is with that dilating nostril, anyway?" -- Pseudonym 20:33, 6 July 2006 (PDT)
- I like, but the nostril has been covered...I'd ask about the different sized irises (irides?!) I think his left brain is on drugs. Speed8ump 13:11, 11 July 2006 (PDT)
Monkey Island taunts...
How appropriate, you fight like a cow...
- There are so many Monkey Island quotes, that I think it's absurd not to use one at one point or another.
Question: how many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Three, one dirty stinking ape to screw in the light bulb, and two dirty stinking apes to throw feces at each other! ~Family Guy
Our style?
I fart in your general direction Your mother smelt of elderberries and your father was a hamster.
Do we want to keep with the same style as our first taunt?
- I say don't worry about meta-esthetic issues, just write whatever you want and we will probably like it, I know I will. gelbitalk
Stuff from the old stuff we can use
- "Do you always chortle like a hyena just before you make a fatal blunder?" bobbie_mactalk
- This one is awesome - arc
- I also like this one. - Mike
- Me Too -Juba
- "Well, whilst you might speak pretty coherently for an American, your chess opening is for poop. If the league of awesomeness actually sent you that letter, we'd be playing go instead. What did the letter *really* say?"
- I like this one, but the one above is also very well, and still applies. If you don't like the american bit you can of course suggest something else, but I really dig the two last sentences, real geeks play go! gelbitalk
- Contemplating collaborative go makes my head hurt even more. -arc
New Stuff
- Your chess playing is as futile as attempting an earth quesadilla.
- I like playing off of his first taunt .. when the challenge was issued:
- Your move would just as well have been "single slice of bread to ground"
- funny!bobbie_mactalk
- YES! cam_i_am
- You could not defeat our fabuloso-grandmothers with your infantile chess-fu. --Lordsah 15:09, 28 June 2006 (PDT)
- this is good too.bobbie_mactalk
- "Don't worry about going to the bus stop, Ze, because we're taking you to school."
- gelbi: I'm not in a creative mood, but here are a number of Shakespearean insults we can work on later. I think we have a good enough taunt for this move...
- What a drunken knave was the sea to cast thee in our way! (instead of the Sea, we put Ze, if he plays a move where he throws some piece forward)
- Thy sin's not accidental, but a trade. (Thy blunder...)
- You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe! (It's from Henry IV, what does the I'll ticke your catastrophe mean?)
- Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle. (balls hehe)
- If we need more Shakespearean insults, try this random generator! - Wingnut
- Is that really your best power move?
- Something a bit more surreal, perhaps: "One zebra turd does not a garland make. Make like a giant prune and beat yourself repeatedly on the ass with a platinum girder!"
- . . . But the second mistake is never go up against a Fabuloso when CHESS is on the LINE! Hahahahaha (etc.)
- Very nice. -arc
- I like it
I really like the last one! It'th incontheivable! - Squeedo
- gotta love TPB reference.
- VOTE - sepll cehck
- Like water off a ducks back are your feeble efforts when compared to the might of Fabuloso. Prepare yourself, Ze, for the worst is yet to come. -Danetrix
- Who is the pawn now, bitch?
- It's nice that you're saving your voice. You'll need it for the musical episode.bobbie_mactalk
- You should be our official taunt writer. -Arc
- Thanks for the quack in my direction, Arc. I think some others have done better, though.bobbie_macrap at me
- Ah yes, that thing on our face, 'tis the look of victory thou warped scurvy-valiant clack-dish! - Wingnut
- "Are we playing tennis, because you just got served!" - Eonbleu
Silence?
- The best heckling comes from a quiet adversary who dominates the play, and delivers a crushing defeat to the opponent.(AnonHC)
- That does sound like a Hard Charger response to me. It's certainly not in keeping with the spirit of the game.
Thinking so you don't have to...
We should have a taunt on these lines... I can't put it very well... except I finally came up with something I'm rather pleased with. But there are certainly better ways of taunting him on the fact that "we don't even have to think". Here is my try:
- Ze quote/unquote checkmate Frank -- thinking poorly so we don't have to. (or thinking so poorly that we don't have to... and maybe a stronger word than poorly would be good)
- how about 'playing poorly so we don't have too?'bobbie_mactalk
Horses!
Oh Ze, it seems you love the horses a little too much. Giddy up when we smack your flanks, you gelding. Mr malaise
Let's get a little more creative
- Your dreams of victory are but those of a horny teen masturbating fruitlessly betwixt the center folds of "Big Booty Babes". - Disko
- Your dreams of victory are but those of a gelded pony wishing he could seed a Derby Winner. muyfabulosotalk
- Perhaps there is more than just a towel lodged between your butt cheeks?
- X to Y#... BOOYAH GRANDMA!
- Your board position is all blocked up...like your colon.
- His strategy would have been a black and tan terrier only there wasn't room enough in it for both colors
- You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy and I bet he was glad to get rid of it
- I've had a perfectly wonderful game. But this wasn't it.
- Delusions of adequacy?
- Please don't wupp my ass Mr Ze!
- Looks like our lil pawn bit you on the nose.
- Is that a pawn in your pocket, or did you have a terrible accident when you were a baby?
- When this is all over can we play bishop and horsey?
- Tremble in fear and awe as my 14 inch rook thrusts and charges.
- You are the shit Ze (this is from an earlier show). Your chess skills are also the shit. Uh, except without the "the".
- Our queen has a date with your king. She's be wearing a giant strap-on.
- This is good. Only works when we start moving in for the kill with our queen though.
In light of the latest collaborative fiasco (8. ... b6)
- We're bending over for you. Are you man enough to take us?
Woulda Shoulda Coulda
You fool Ze Frank! You totally should have totally taken d5 with your c4 pawn instead of forcing the league of awesome to make decent moves. Here's how it could've gone down...
9. Pxd5 Pxd5 10. Nxd5 Qxd5 11. Bc4 cries
Although the fabulosos may have seen the queen pin in advance and you would have merely gone up a pawn and substantial positional gain. This way you're not even allowing black to make mistakes and instead you're forcing black to move his bishop to a superior square (either taking the knight doublign your pawns or back to e7 where it can start developing an assault on your king side).
Realistically though, after Ze captures the pawn on d5, the fabulosos would most likely have traded their bishop for the night (which appears to be the issue Ze is trying to force anyways). And then it just melts down evenly on both sides. Forcing the trade by Pxd5 keeps Ze's queen side pawns from being weakened any further than they already are and is just generally a more aggressive and thus a superior move in my opinion.
So for a taunt, how about: "Your lack of pawn taking was a bowl full of weak sauce that laugh into to flinging about my loose spittle." -lentz
Taunt without getting complicated
Call Ze a douchebag and let him think of a snappy comeback -<[;)]Brad
I'm usually a fan of a simple "Nyah!" -- Binkley
Checkmate, BITCH! Actually...yea, just go...