Fabuloso Friday 2/Fabuloso Chess/Taunting Suggestions

From zefrank

Heckle Ze's Moves

There's no reason to have the abuse travel only one way. If he slips up, we should email him our derision along with our move.

• Be nice, or the prize when we win will be Chessboxing (link)
• If our move is 3. .. Bb4, "Your Knight is pathetic and weak, and shall perish at our leisure" .. Since it'll be pinned to his King.  :-)

• yeah, it's almost worth picking a bad move just to have a great taunt. :)
• Since he was so sophisticated, let's be just the opposite, either "Up your horse's, Zay!" or the shorter and very rude "Up y'horse, Zay!" --Gelbi^talk 18:20, 27 June 2006 (PDT) Hmm... I just wonder if the associations are clear in English, in many languages the bishop is called the spear or rod and the knight is called the horse (just to clarify) :)
• "Do you always chortle like a hyena just before you make a fatal blunder?" bobbie_mac^talk

• This one is awesome - arc

• The email to ze....

Ze -
Up y'horses
Bb4
- The Fabulosos

• The best heckling comes from a quiet adversary who dominates the play, and delivers a crushing defeat to the opponent.(AnonHC)

From the main page:

Our Responses

"Up y'horses, Ze"

"Knight moves in the opening are hard charging moves"

"Another knight move! Serious hard charger alert!"

"Knight moves isnt that a Bob Seger song dose that make Bob Seger a hard charger?"

"...and the horse you rode in on, pally."

"Well, whilst you might speak pretty coherently for an American, your chess opening is for poop. If the league of awesomeness actually sent you that letter, we'd be playing go instead. What did the letter *really* say?"