Fabuloso Friday 2/Limericks Haiku

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Ze Haikus

I just can't work with that 4th line of the limerick, so let's try a haiku. Same format as the limerick: when you replace the line, do so without itlaics:

  • 5 syllables here
  • 7 syllables go here
  • 5 more syllables

In the meantime, I'll sleep on ze limerick. - gs

Try this:

Everybody Poops! (Ev-ery-bod-y poops: 5 syllables)
Pooping is so natural. (Poop-ing is so nat-ur-al: seven)
I must go poop now! (I must go poop now: 5 syllables)
                                          -Evil Homer


Except this one poops. I didn't want to ruin the collective haiku effort above... So I will put it here. Now, while it looks very simple, I put a lot of my soul into this one... I hope you guys like it:

Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop.
Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop.
Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop.
Mmm, the depth of this astounds me. Magnificent, no where has a more profound thought been voiced, in Haiku form. Wow... :D CeruleanNinja 05:35, 16 June 2006 (PDT)
Moving haiku....but I think Ze already did this one back in April, with a cohort reading ssssomething from the email. gypsysister

Ze's Bum

Howzabout....... this 'un?:

White, like the new moon,
Delicate spheres retreating,
Ze's ass on the web

Evil Cat

Evil cat hiding
I don't know where she's hiding
She's a naughty cat

Network Neutality haikus

Net neutrality:
How egalitarian.
Pick up tab, bloggers
Internet highway:
Bandwidth hogs direct traffic.
We wait to connect.



Where is my cookies?
Did someone takes them away?
Oh noes! There they are!

Capt. I. Rutherford

ps: fear my haiku skills!

Ze Limericks


Alright, create a limerick about ze!!! Remove the italics when a line is done...

There once was a man from bombay,
Who shouted, Eureka! My duckies are gay!
He grabbed a feather and plucked it,
unlike the man from Nantucket,
And handed it over to Ze.

So come on, fill them in!!!


I am this guy that you see
on the internet thats me
I am a bit mad
and slightly bad
so be careful when you click the link ze


There once was a vowel, they say,
Which never knew when not to play,
It jumped into a skillet,
Which didn't quite kill it,
But it wasn't fabuloso fried A.
-- juump

Good Time

There once was a monkey named Ze,
Who made friends with Knowledge one day.
They went out for a drink,
Made a vow not to blink,
And giggled at duckies. How gay!
-- juump

I actually like this one, but I can't picture Ze reciting limericks. Maybe he can make fun of it as s-s-s-something from the wiki.


(that's a fab idea! ...S-s-s-something from the Wiki)

There was once a guy from Brooklyn,

Got asked about how he has been…
How does he stay witty,
Without going ditty.
‘Poop’ he replied, with a grin.

CeruleanNinja 00:42, 16 June 2006 (PDT)


It seems I've exhausted my brain;
I have no more wit left to drain.
Perhaps if I let
You guys write the set,
The next show will be less inane!

CyberMonk, 4:03, 17 June 2006 (PST)

Wow! a good one. 04:31, 19 June 2006 (PDT)

Ducky Poop

Pooping duck, duckypoop pooped,
Ducky, ducky, ducky: "DUCKY POOPED!"
"Ducky pooped, duck!!"
Ducking ducks... poopy ducks
Ducky, ducky, ducky: "POOP!"

Bad Poetry

I'm wracked with syllabic dismay
At this, a horrendous display
Of poetry stale,
Which harbors a tale
Of meter and rhyme gone astray

CyberMonk, 4:27, 19 June 2006 (PST)

Network Neutrality One

If the web worked in favoritism
With a big and little duckie schism
Would the big bandwidth hogs
Shut out start-up blogs?
Would web users remember to miss 'em?


Network Neutrality Two

Dot com corps say "trust us" dear reader
But who will be feeding the meter?
We'll hear MoveOn and gun owners,
Christians and old stoners
Chant "Google's our dear and glorious leader!"

Wanted give the net neutrality thing a home. Improvements welcome. Gypsysister


There once was a man named Ze,
He posted The Show everyday,

In Madrid a man put,
Some bread by his foot,

And the Spainairds all yelled, "Ole!"

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