Fabuloso Friday 3
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Fabuloso Friday 3 - 1 Min. Script
INTRO
(Fabuloso Intro; Ze sings/taps out theme song instrumentals in BG)
Ze: Happiest place on earth? Anyone? How about you BoBo twins?
(Ze picks up paper)
Ze: Walt Disneyworld. (shaking head in a vertical manner) No. Walt Disneyworld is not the happiest place in the world, but just maybe what is... (a beat) is going on under this camera right now.
(Ze glances down and smiles)(a beat)
SHOW
Ze: Speaking of masturbation, CNN.com reports a twelve year old boy while riding the Rock 'n' Roller Coaster at MGM Studios; Walt Disneyworld, with his mom, his dad and his seven year old sister went unconscious and shortly later died at Celebration Hospital... Aww... What a bad name for a hospital.
Ze: (really happy and sarcastic) In other news people died in Iraq! And those terrorists in Miami... may not be! (angry) Dammit Bush fucks up for 6ish (so-so hand gesture) years now and now even Disney Management is fucking up too! What next? Windows computers will start getting Spy Ware and Viruses through e-mail attachments?
Ze: (In fabouloso chess mocking voice) Hahaha. I'd like to see that happen.
Ze: (sorry voice) Sorry, Bonesaw... Didn't mean to say that, the fabulosos made me...
Ze: (straight faced) I like how now we are all just coming to the realization that global warming is real! Assholes... (Inner monologue: covering up tracks)The ones who didn't believe it before, not you other people...
Ze: (sorry voice) This makes me hate duckies! Not really. (smiles, a big fat smile, double chin)
OUTRO
(League of Awesomeness Logo)
Ze: (reading league letter) Holy crap! It appears here that the Chess Rules of Awesomeness allow any player to move their king into check. Dang!
Ze: (mocking voice) Oh fabulosos, I am but a pawn in the hands of your evil genius. (crying) King to d2.
Ze: Show unplugged? Okay... Next friday you will get your just dessert! Mmm...
(1 second black)
Ze: (alter ego) Sell-out!
Ze: Me?
END - Started By: Mike M.
Other Ideas
- ze should psychoanalyze himself with the typical leather couch prop. When camera is on Dr. ze (i.e. from patient ze's perspective, lying on the couch), we see patient ze's feet with duckie slippers. what questions, though? should patient ze be obsessed with something, or should he manage to talk Dr. ze into questioning his own sanity...? hmmm
- ze puts up the June 16th show, we all showed our bare asses.
- Two Jews walk into a bar. One of them orders a cold beer. The other orders Kedem grape soda. The bar is in Israel so they have it but no one orders it except children. So the bartender asks this person, who is in his thirties, why he wants grape soda. The man says he's on the wagon. The bartender offers him water but he wants the grape soda. He gets the grape soda. Then he asks for some pretzels. The bartender asks him what he wants with the pretzels. The man said that his brother just joined the Jews for Jesus. At this point his wife asks him to read from the Bible. So he says, "Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die," and eats the pretzels and the grape soda. If memory serves, this was told by a rabbi, and the moral of the story, he said, was not to think it's the end of the world just because your brother thinks that Arafat is the devil himself: try to relax religiously.
- Also, for something to be considered a 'Low Fat' version of a product by the FDA, it has to have 30% less fat than the ordinary product.
- explain your love of duckies. and how come you have no eyelashes.
- give me some great ideas on how to have fun with my lady friend in vegas, besides the obvious...
- Did you ever notice how you can put the name of any country before "bakery" and it sounds good and before "prison" and it sounds bad? "Hey honey, did you see that new Argentinian bakery that opened around the corner?" Yum! "Help me, I've just been thrown into an Argentinian prison!" Ouch. (Oddly, neither of these bits works with "Canada.")
Outro
- Many newer digital still cameras can be configured to automatically take pictures at some pre-set interval. If you don't have one of these, borrow one. Set it up in the place where you produce Fabuloso Friday 3 and set the interval to something like 1 minute. Carefully observe the area that's in the frame. While you, Ze, make the show, you are absolutely forbidden to leave this area. This means that beforehand, you need to put all of your equipment there, the props, some food and beverages, and something to pee into. When you're done with the show, the series of images produced by the still camera is compiled into a movie and appended to the show, as an outro. It will look really funny if you set it to something like the Benny Hill Show theme.
Help
- I would like to know what format is required for the scripts first. For instance, is the time limited again? Also, what about bringing some of the previously unused material? Zube 18:30 26 June 2006 (GMT+3)