I knows me some ugly myspace showdown

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On the show: 06-30-06 Ze issued a challenge to create the ugliest MySpace page.

  • Add the ugly duckling logo to let Ze know you have officially entered the contest (choose a format)
  • Click the "edit" tab above and list your site
  • We will vote for the ugliest page on July 14th.
  • The winner will get a prize valued at $10,000!
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  • Anyone thought of making a 'Sports Racer' Group in Myspace? .. Idle late night thought ...

http://groups.myspace.com/zefranksportsracers

MyUglySpace Pages

  1. http://www.myspace.com/zefrank
  2. http://www.myspace.com/to_search_the_stars
  3. http://www.myspace.com/noahwas40218926thtojoin
  4. http://www.myspace.com/threedayscrue
  5. http://www.myspace.com/dmoney476
  6. http://www.myspace.com/aocac
  7. http://www.myspace.com/vudell
  8. http://www.myspace.com/goat_king
  9. http://www.myspace.com/twain101 - Ugly in an all too familiar way...it's almost real!
  10. http://www.myspace.com/33636719
  11. http://www.myspace.com/abcd5678
  12. http://www.myspace.com/ivywix - Because vanilla is the new ugly.
  13. http://www.myspace.com/daniellepdesign - ewwww, its ugly
  14. http://www.myspace.com/moreserotoninplease
  15. http://www.myspace.com/ladyrachel
  16. http://www.myspace.com/stugget
  17. http://www.myspace.com/ridebetweenthem
  18. http://www.myspace.com/bobert321
  19. http://www.myspace.com/okelle - it's the Diet Coke of ugly
  20. http://www.myspace.com/dogwithshftyeyes
  21. http://www.myspace.com/_reyner
  22. http://www.myspace.com/mogabog - it's on and ugly!
  23. http://www.myspace.com/blairnecessities - it is duckin' ugly!
  24. http://www.myspace.com/senorbono - moooo
  25. http://www.myspace.com/89667534 - Oily duckies!
  26. http://www.myspace.com/sunnybunny1
  27. http://www.myspace.com/pqpqpqpqpq
  28. http://www.myspace.com/specklesd
  29. http://www.myspace.com/somejeff
  30. http://www.myspace.com/willymagnet
  31. http://www.myspace.com/teekay1001
  32. http://www.myspace.com/jamdez
  33. http://www.myspace.com/jonnybible - Holy Eye Strain Sportsracers!!! This page hurts my brain!!! - Ditto. Yuck!
  34. http://www.myspace.com/neoesquire - Bring it HC's!
  35. http://www.myspace.com/pivotjibe
  36. http://www.myspace.com/abscondorg - Some browsers react differently. But any browser it's still u-g-l-y & s-e-i-z-u-r-e i-n-d-u-c-i-n-g. (good point: epilepsy warning)
  37. http://www.myspace.com/mpuskala - it's ugly coz it's GENERIC!
  38. http://www.myspace.com/ashrama
  39. http://www.myspace.com/firmat_conion
  40. http://www.myspace.com/shewreck -sparkly?
  41. http://www.myspace.com/thebrbninja
  42. http://www.myspace.com/bestuglyspace - I'm old and i smell.
  43. http://www.myspace.com/webofanansi
  44. http://www.myspace.com/big_d_on_the_microphone - actually, it's not ugly... just me... I'm ugly...
  45. http://www.myspace.com/khanman225 - 1 duck, 3 words, and an annoying banner ad.
  46. http://www.myspace.com/zecigs this is just the beginning of myspace ugly.
  47. http://www.myspace.com/srasisgrass
  48. http://www.myspace.com/surflehrer - ugly cause I made it!
  49. http://www.myspace.com/calebshafer - It is just soooo awesome......?
  50. http://www.myspace.com/pastonline
  51. http://www.myspace.com/pulpi1 -
  52. http://www.myspace.com/benknobi - Awesomeness worthy? I say Yes!
  53. http://www.myspace.com/ensignbenson - pufferfish and gorillas, together at last!
  54. http://www.myspace.com/maberrr
  55. http://www.myspace.com/taylor_p - little, yellow, gay, different
  56. http://thomasco.blogspot.com - 7/02 post and sidebar graphic
  57. http://www.myspace.com/sardonix
  58. http://www.myspace.com/courtarro - all da hos be up in dis biznatch (updated 7/5)
  59. http://www.myspace.com/thekaiser
  60. http://www.myspace.com/havoperator l33t ugliness
  61. http://www.myspace.com/aries_rain
  62. http://www.myspace.com/hyperbolicdan Ew. My head. Aching from making...
  63. http://www.myspace.com/salmonfoot -HAY GUYZ!!!
  64. http://www.myspace.com/qmark314
  65. http://www.myspace.com/redcoloredstars
  66. http://www.myspace.com/shannonsorens
  67. http://www.myspace.com/paha_morokolli
  68. http://www.myspace.com/onmyknees4him
  69. http://www.myspace.com/mandycanes
  70. http://www.myspace.com/uglyurltooeven - Some are ugly, only one is ugliest.
  71. http://www.myspace.com/abbydebolt - oh man.
  72. http://www.myspace.com/kimastergeorge - I know me some ugly
  73. http://www.myspace.com/yobooch
  74. http://www.myspace.com/lamininakittyuglykat - I really know me some ugly stuff
  75. http://www.myspace.com/buttom - Brian Bellino
  76. http://www.myspace.com/just_singing_in_the_rain *This deserves a nod just for Bush doing 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'*
  77. http://www.myspace.com/coolerthanwarmmilk *my singing makes up for the page not being the ugliest one on the list*
  78. http://www.myspace.com/amandabam *funny != ugly, ugly = ugly*
  79. http://www.myspace.com/samnn - MAKE SURE THE MUSIC PLAYS. IT COMPLETES THE EXPERIENCE.
  80. http://www.myspace.com/drfacts
  81. http://www.myspace.com/ethanyoung - It is sexy.
  82. http://www.myspace.com/thasplitendz
  83. http://www.myspace.com/jbernoski
  84. http://www.myspace.com/harpua
  85. http://www.myspace.com/socialnetworksarefordorks - Opacity is the opiate of the unwashed masses. CSS cursor property, also useful.
  86. http://www.myspace.com/tommynoble
  87. http://www.myspace.com/brfxxccxxmnpccccllllmmnpr
  88. http://myspace.com/fuglyze
  89. http://www.myspace.com/snooness
  90. http://www.myspace.com/jhresch
  91. http://www.myspace.com/tehugly1 - fear teh ugly
  92. http://www.myspace.com/pgwatza - Presidentially Ugly.
  93. http://www.myspace.com/fetuscrusher
  94. http://www.myspace.com/TimPhelan - I'll just let my own crappily recorded music speak for the ugliness.
  95. http://myspace.com/chrishota - As a Mac user, this is especially horrific.
  96. http://myspace.com/zieglerfe
  97. http://myspace.com/curiouslystrongdoug - Life sucks and then you make an ugly MySpace page
  98. http://www.myspace.com/ianadams *might explode your computer and make you vomit
  99. http://blog.myspace.com/uglyalcarcalimel
  100. http://www.myspace.com/thecheekycheetah
  101. http://www.myspace.com/mallardred
  102. http://www.myspace.com/themikezspace - UGRY!
  103. http://myspace.com/goodtimes2go
  104. http://www.myspace.com/darksight
  105. http://www.myspace.com/e_kun
  106. http://www.myspace.com/djjuiceyjewels Whats So Ugly?
  107. http://www.myspace.com/i_have_not_failed I realy tried my Best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  108. http://www.myspace.com/hippophagy Work In Progress
  109. http://www.myspace.com/chasemel A treat for the eyes and ears! Say bye to your ram.
  110. http://www.myspace.com/xdistortedeyesx - So ugly it gives me a terrible headache everytime I look at it and makes me want to stab myself in the face
  111. http://www.myspace.com/theotherbradmusic MO' UGLIER!!!!! - hey, i think it's pretty original
  112. http://www.myspace.com/happybutnervous I'm still uglifying it
  113. http://www.myspace.com/ffrreedd PLEASE wait for the whole page to load, and scroll around, I've hidden lots of little surprises.
  114. http://www.myspace.com/cleversticks -- I think I might have accidentally made it better
  115. http://www.myspace.com/myspaceugly MY SPACE UGLY!
  116. http://www.myspace.com/goosemonger I hardly even had to change anything. Popular sites deserve ugly user pages.
  117. http://www.myspace.com/ukcraigb - Wow! That really is some scrolling MIDI ugly light saber!
  118. http://www.myspace.com/grampag This one will make you throw your computer out the window...
  119. http://www.myspace.com/the_jo - getting uglier every day.
  120. http://www.myspace.com/runnerdy627 - hahahaha. it's ze!
  121. http://www.myspace.com/brandnewobesession - I will murder you with the wrath of one million-trillion giant babies!
  122. http://www.myspace.com/dethfactor - OMG! PONIES!
  123. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=32358480

Ugly Ideas

Ideas to help make things more ugly 

 *Have lots of broken jpegs
 *The more animated sparkle gifs. the better
 *Illegible text and overlapping text/colors is super fun for the eyes!
 *Sounds can be ugly too! Make sure to have a bad song playing on your page
 *Multiple MP3s work well too, also try to embed an MP3, Video and MIDI file -- chances are you'll get at least two to play at once.
 *Bad spelling and grammar will always win people over
 *Use the CSS cursor property on your body selector to make it look like your myspace page has crashed the user's browser.
 *Test out different opacity settings on different page elements to make your page nauseating.
 *Stretch animated gifs

There are a number of sites that have code which you can use to uglify your Myspace page. If you find one post it here:

http://www.pimpmyspace.org/

http://www.myspacehive.com/

http://www.fearkiller.net/utilities/myspace.php

http://groups.myspace.com/zefranksportsracers <---- ZeFrank MySpace Group

I looked at web sites returned from the search "My Little Corner of the Web". Get this: 4,660,000 results were returned. Please shut your eyes if you are a nice person. I am not. The people whose sites are retrieved by this search seem to have a lot in common:

>They use animated graphics excessively. They do not realize that these graphics are annoying. >They use phrases like "Y'all come back now, ye hear!" Ummm... >They use exclamation marks a lot! And are excited! By the new technology! That the web offers! It is good that they are excited... but... >They collect things like: animal figurines, stamps, postcards, shots & cordials, banknotes, coins (foreign & US), dollhouse minis, horse related decanters, stereoviews, comics, stone spheres/marbles. They share their love of these items by displaying pictures of them. >They frequently have brightly colored and distracting backgrounds that make them difficult to read. This is not a loss for the average reader. >They feature midi sound files that start when you enter their sites. Again, they seem to not realize that these midi's are highly annoying. >They see the web as cosy, as a hug, as warm blanket. Awwww. For God's sake people, its just a bunch of wires, zeros, and ones. >They feature poetry. Bad poetry. Written by them. >The first few lines of most sites begin with things like:"Welcome weary traveller..." >They offer you weird things like coffee, a chair, a hug, a conversation... They don't seem to realize, that they can offer none of these things over the internet. Nice thought though. >They have names like "Dot", "Jasmine", or "Bob". Not bad names in and of themselves, but somehow weirdly appropriate. >They have a lot of pictures of their pets or children or both.


Also, if you have any questions ask them here:

If your page causes someone to have a seizure, do you automatically win?

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