I knows me some ugly myspace showdown

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On the show: 06-30-06 Ze issued a challenge to create the ugliest MySpace page.

Add the ugly duckling logo to let Ze know you have officially entered the contest (choose a format)
Click the "edit" tab above and list your site
We will vote for the ugliest page on July 14^th.
The winner will get a prize valued at $10,000!

Bastille Day Version

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Anyone thought of making a 'Sports Racer' Group in Myspace? ... Idle late night thought ...

http://groups.myspace.com/zefranksportsracers

And for you collegiate Sports Racers... a global Facebook group!

http://srfacebook.webhop.org (fear not... just a webhop)

MyUglySpace Pages

http://www.myspace.com/zefrank
http://www.myspace.com/to_search_the_stars
http://www.myspace.com/noahwas40218926thtojoin
http://www.myspace.com/threedayscrue
http://www.myspace.com/dmoney476
http://www.myspace.com/aocac
http://www.myspace.com/vudell
http://www.myspace.com/twain101 - Ugly in an all too familiar way...it's almost real!
http://www.myspace.com/33636719
http://www.myspace.com/abcd5678
http://www.myspace.com/ivywix - Because vanilla is the new ugly.
http://www.myspace.com/daniellepdesign - ewwww, its ugly
http://www.myspace.com/moreserotoninplease
http://www.myspace.com/ladyrachel
http://www.myspace.com/stugget
http://www.myspace.com/ridebetweenthem
http://www.myspace.com/bobert321
http://www.myspace.com/okelle - it's the Diet Coke of ugly
http://www.myspace.com/dogwithshftyeyes
http://www.myspace.com/_reyner
http://www.myspace.com/mogabog - it's on and ugly!
http://www.myspace.com/blairnecessities - it is duckin' ugly!
http://www.myspace.com/senorbono - moooo
http://www.myspace.com/89667534 - Oily duckies!
http://www.myspace.com/sunnybunny1
http://www.myspace.com/pqpqpqpqpq
http://www.myspace.com/specklesd
http://www.myspace.com/somejeff
http://www.myspace.com/willymagnet
http://www.myspace.com/teekay1001
http://www.myspace.com/jamdez
http://www.myspace.com/jonnybible - Holy Eye Strain Sportsracers!!! This page hurts my brain!!! - Ditto. Yuck!
http://www.myspace.com/neoesquire - Bring it HC's!
http://www.myspace.com/pivotjibe
http://www.myspace.com/abscondorg - Some browsers react differently. But any browser it's still u-g-l-y & s-e-i-z-u-r-e i-n-d-u-c-i-n-g. (good point: epilepsy warning)
http://www.myspace.com/mpuskala - it's ugly coz it's GENERIC!
http://www.myspace.com/ashrama
http://www.myspace.com/firmat_conion
http://www.myspace.com/shewreck -sparkly?
http://www.myspace.com/thebrbninja
http://www.myspace.com/bestuglyspace - I'm old and i smell.
http://www.myspace.com/webofanansi
http://www.myspace.com/big_d_on_the_microphone - actually, it's not ugly... just me... I'm ugly...
http://www.myspace.com/khanman225 - 1 duck, 3 words, and an annoying banner ad.
http://www.myspace.com/zecigs this is just the beginning of myspace ugly.
http://www.myspace.com/srasisgrass
http://www.myspace.com/surflehrer - ugly cause I made it!
http://www.myspace.com/calebshafer - It is just soooo awesome......?
http://www.myspace.com/pastonline
http://www.myspace.com/pulpi1 -
http://www.myspace.com/benknobi - Awesomeness worthy? I say Yes!
http://www.myspace.com/ensignbenson - pufferfish and gorillas, together at last!
http://www.myspace.com/maberrr
http://www.myspace.com/taylor_p - little, yellow, gay, different
http://thomasco.blogspot.com - 7/02 post and sidebar graphic
http://www.myspace.com/sardonix
http://www.myspace.com/courtarro - all da hos be up in dis biznatch (updated 7/5)
http://www.myspace.com/thekaiser
http://www.myspace.com/havoperator l33t ugliness
http://www.myspace.com/aries_rain
http://www.myspace.com/hyperbolicdan Ew. My head. Aching from making...
http://www.myspace.com/salmonfoot -HAY GUYZ!!!
http://www.myspace.com/qmark314
http://www.myspace.com/redcoloredstars
http://www.myspace.com/shannonsorens
http://www.myspace.com/paha_morokolli
http://www.myspace.com/onmyknees4him
http://www.myspace.com/mandycanes
http://www.myspace.com/uglyurltooeven - Some are ugly, only one is ugliest.
http://www.myspace.com/abbydebolt - oh man.
http://www.myspace.com/kimastergeorge - I know me some ugly
http://www.myspace.com/yobooch
http://www.myspace.com/lamininakittyuglykat - I really know me some ugly stuff
http://www.myspace.com/buttom - Brian Bellino
http://www.myspace.com/just_singing_in_the_rain *This deserves a nod just for Bush doing 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'*
http://www.myspace.com/coolerthanwarmmilk *my singing makes up for the page not being the ugliest one on the list*
http://www.myspace.com/amandabam *funny != ugly, ugly = ugly*
http://www.myspace.com/samnn - MAKE SURE THE MUSIC PLAYS. IT COMPLETES THE EXPERIENCE.
http://www.myspace.com/drfacts
http://www.myspace.com/ethanyoung - It is sexy.
http://www.myspace.com/thasplitendz
http://www.myspace.com/jbernoski
http://www.myspace.com/harpua
http://www.myspace.com/socialnetworksarefordorks - Opacity is the opiate of the unwashed masses. CSS cursor property, also useful.
http://www.myspace.com/tommynoble
http://www.myspace.com/brfxxccxxmnpccccllllmmnpr
http://myspace.com/fuglyze
http://www.myspace.com/snooness
http://www.myspace.com/jhresch
http://www.myspace.com/tehugly1 - fear teh ugly
http://www.myspace.com/pgwatza - Presidentially Ugly.
http://www.myspace.com/fetuscrusher
http://www.myspace.com/TimPhelan - I'll just let my own crappily recorded music speak for the ugliness.
http://myspace.com/chrishota - As a Mac user, this is especially horrific.
http://myspace.com/zieglerfe
http://myspace.com/curiouslystrongdoug - Life sucks and then you make an ugly MySpace page
http://www.myspace.com/ianadams *might explode your computer and make you vomit
http://blog.myspace.com/uglyalcarcalimel
http://www.myspace.com/thecheekycheetah
http://www.myspace.com/mallardred
http://www.myspace.com/themikezspace - UGRY!
http://myspace.com/goodtimes2go
http://www.myspace.com/darksight
http://www.myspace.com/e_kun
http://www.myspace.com/djjuiceyjewels Whats So Ugly?
http://www.myspace.com/i_have_not_failed I realy tried my Best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.myspace.com/hippophagy Work In Progress
http://www.myspace.com/chasemel A treat for the eyes and ears! Say bye to your ram.
http://www.myspace.com/xdistortedeyesx - So ugly it gives me a terrible headache everytime I look at it and makes me want to stab myself in the face
http://www.myspace.com/theotherbradmusic MO' UGLIER!!!!! - hey, i think it's pretty original
http://www.myspace.com/happybutnervous I'm still uglifying it
http://www.myspace.com/ffrreedd PLEASE wait for the whole page to load, and scroll around, I've hidden lots of little surprises.
http://www.myspace.com/cleversticks -- I think I might have accidentally made it better
http://www.myspace.com/myspaceugly It's Like Internet Crack
http://www.myspace.com/goosemonger I hardly even had to change anything. Popular sites deserve ugly user pages.
http://www.myspace.com/ukcraigb - Wow! That really is some scrolling MIDI ugly light saber!
http://www.myspace.com/grampag This one will make you throw your computer out the window...
http://www.myspace.com/the_jo - getting uglier every day.
http://www.myspace.com/runnerdy627 - hahahaha. it's ze! HEY! where's your ducky?!
http://www.myspace.com/brandnewobesession - I will murder you with the wrath of one million-trillion giant babies!
http://www.myspace.com/dethfactor - OMG! PONIES!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=32358480
http://www.myspace.com/2224498 - Fo' Sheeshy <3<3<3
http://www.myspace.com/georginasillers
http://www.myspace.com/sam_is_cool
http://blog.myspace.com/mischa_zog
http://www.myspace.com/goat_king Fabulous - ^_^
http://www.myspace.com/uglymyspacecompetition - Not only ugly, but so is the source code!
http://www.myspace.com/vinnyforreal
http://myspace.com/thats_sucks Made With Love !
http://www.myspace.com/ugliestmyspaceever
http://www.myspace.com/nuqneh
http://www.myspace.com/TheIsai - Ugly MySpace
http://www.myspace.com/myliesmyfears
http://www.myspace.com/solaraphelion - Will make your browser cry a thousand tears.
http://www.myspace.com/ellentyler
http://www.myspace.com/khonnor

Ugly Ideas

Ideas to help make things more ugly

 *Have lots of broken jpegs
 *The more animated sparkle gifs. the better
 *Illegible text and overlapping text/colors is super fun for the eyes!
 *Sounds can be ugly too! Make sure to have a bad song playing on your page
 *Multiple MP3s work well too, also try to embed an MP3, Video and MIDI file -- chances are you'll get at least two to play at once.
 *Bad spelling and grammar will always win people over
 *Use the CSS cursor property on your body selector to make it look like your myspace page has crashed the user's browser.
 *Test out different opacity settings on different page elements to make your page nauseating.
 *Stretch animated gifs
 *If you're going the "myspace whore" route with all the slutty pictures and whatnot, make sure you put Jesus under both "heroes" and "who I'd like to meet." The two somehow seem to go hand-in-hand.

There are a number of sites that have code which you can use to uglify your Myspace page. If you find one post it here:

http://www.pimpmyspace.org/

http://www.myspacehive.com/

http://www.fearkiller.net/utilities/myspace.php

http://groups.myspace.com/zefranksportsracers <---- ZeFrank MySpace Group

I looked at web sites returned from the search "My Little Corner of the Web". Get this: 4,660,000 results were returned. Please shut your eyes if you are a nice person. I am not. The people whose sites are retrieved by this search seem to have a lot in common:

>They use animated graphics excessively. They do not realize that these graphics are annoying. >They use phrases like "Y'all come back now, ye hear!" Ummm... >They use exclamation marks a lot! And are excited! By the new technology! That the web offers! It is good that they are excited... but... >They collect things like: animal figurines, stamps, postcards, shots & cordials, banknotes, coins (foreign & US), dollhouse minis, horse related decanters, stereoviews, comics, stone spheres/marbles. They share their love of these items by displaying pictures of them. >They frequently have brightly colored and distracting backgrounds that make them difficult to read. This is not a loss for the average reader. >They feature midi sound files that start when you enter their sites. Again, they seem to not realize that these midi's are highly annoying. >They see the web as cosy, as a hug, as warm blanket. Awwww. For God's sake people, its just a bunch of wires, zeros, and ones. >They feature poetry. Bad poetry. Written by them. >The first few lines of most sites begin with things like:"Welcome weary traveller..." >They offer you weird things like coffee, a chair, a hug, a conversation... They don't seem to realize, that they can offer none of these things over the internet. Nice thought though. >They have names like "Dot", "Jasmine", or "Bob". Not bad names in and of themselves, but somehow weirdly appropriate. >They have a lot of pictures of their pets or children or both.

Also, if you have any questions ask them here:

If your page causes someone to have a seizure, do you automatically win?

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