League of Awesomeness Manual

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The League of Awesomeness Manual, or "The Little Yellow Book with No Back Cover," is a book that was first mentioned on the January 29, 2007 episode.

The book foretells one story: The Awesomeness Apocalypse. It also many-tells That's What I'm Talkin' About, which takes up most of the book.

Contents

The Awesomeness Apocalypse

On page 106, the book contains the following:

Young Mozart, with his exceptional talent, will sacrifice that which is most dear to him. That year, a giant baby shall be born; he will be the father of all Hard Chargers.

The Giant Baby

"Young Mozart" in the above quote was first incorrectly thought to refer to Amadeus Mozart when he injured his hand in 1785. However, it was later discovered that the name referred to an iguana named Mozart who was scheduled to have one of his two penises removed. This was confirmed when, on January 19, 2005, the Giant Baby was born in Brazil after what Ze calls a "two-year birth."

The Establishment of Power Moves

When Amadeus Mozart injured his hand, the League of Awesomeness called the first International Summit. They created power moves as a defense against the Giant Baby.

Notes

  • I suspect Mozart's "exceptional talent" refers to his ability to stay erect for over seven days. -Mjworthey
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