Talk:Design the German kid a shirt
From zefrank
- Great work guys. Continue keeping it fun! muyfabulosotalk 14:32, 9 June 2006 (PDT)
I WILL DO THIS. yes i will!
I am German untd ve hav no money for crazy American shirts!
picture of german kid jumping a shark
What about one of those less-expensive shirts? I liked those.
Something that says "Meine Schwantz Ist Kase!" would be funny, but he'd never wear it.
No, it wouldn't be too funny...it doesnt make any sense. I'm assuming you were trying to say my dick is cheese, but that would be more along the lines of "Mein Schwanz ist Käse!" but i wouldn't worry about it.
Hmm, I think he rather wanted to say "Mein Schwanz ist Kassler", but I still wouldn't worry about it.
I think the shirt we send the Cheap German Kid™ should be a screenshot of zeFrank from 6/7/06 where he sprays "Sie Mussen Hilfen!" with the slogan "Eine Scheibe Brot aus den Grund." (One slice of bread on the ground.) - Mister Fructose
Tyler and Mister - Your sentences make no sense in German. Or are you making fun of Americans and their legendary skills in foreign languages??? Well, from a neutral Swiss perspective the correct translation is "Eine Scheibe Brot auf dem Boden" (Mister) and " Ich bin eine preiswerte Prostituierte (female)/ein preiswerter Prostituierter (male), Das Deutsche Zicklein (Did you really want to say "goatling"?) von zefrank.com" (Tyler) - MO
The German Kid's name is "Markus"
Since nobody cared about it, I move it up here: What does "sportsracer" actually mean? Can someone explain it for foreign viewers?
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Votes
Wow you guys suck at voting. Make headers for your vote categories like these:
bundesadler
I vote for the bundesadler (bundesente?) design by brian. because it's fucking good. 82.82.179.206 13:28, 8 June 2006 (PDT)
I second your Vote: DRSHOK
Note the the Prostitutes designer - if you're going to write in German get it right....
+1 vote for "the german kid from the show" by brian, but i also like the jack hook b&w with the purple text on the back and the one slice of bread on the ground one by Antelope-- they should all be put into the meaningless products store.
+1 vote for "The German Kid from the Show" by Brian
+1 vote for the Bundesente
+1 for Brian's Bundesente (If we're allowed to vote for ourselves....)
+1 vote for the Bundesente
+1 vote for the Bundesente...because it reminds me of both 'the show' AND high school German Club. (Screw you, stupid French Club!)
Empty pockets
+1 vote for the Deaf Kid's 2nd design. (empty pockets)
+1 vote for the Deaf Kid's 2nd design. Chicken pot pie! (empty pockets)
+1 vote for the Deaf Kid's 2nd design (empty pockets)
+1 (empty pockets)! Great!
+1 vote for Empty Pockets
+1 for the "German Kid, Empty Pockets" I just want to see a picture of him wearing it!
+38 "german kid, empty pockets"
+1 vote for Deaf Kid's second design
+1 vote for the Deaf Kid's 2nd design
+1 for empty pockets. DON'T TALK TO ME!
+1 for empty pockets. Hilarious
+1 for empty pockets. Priceless...get it!
+1 for empty pockets. - That poor German kid.
+1 for empty pockets. LOL
+1 vote for the Deaf Kid's empty pockets. Har
+1 more. GO DEAF KID!
+1 empty pockets... aw.
bondage duckie
I vote for the design by Sunny (Bondage Duckie)
undoubtedly the best
+1 - shockingly cute!
+1 - for bondage duckie.
ich bin ein sportsracer
+1 vote for eich bin ein Sportsracer!
+3= my husband and i each vote for obeyken's "ich bin ein sportsracer"
2 for obeyken's "ich bin..." design
+1 for obeyken "ich bin ein sportsracer"
+1 for obeyken "Ich bin ein Sportsracer"
+1 for "ich bin". Not sure if the humor translates to German, but is funny in US. I might even buy one.
+1 for obeyken "Ich bin ein Sportsracer"
+1 for "ich bin" - I liked empty pockets, but "ich bin" really made me laugh.
+1 for "ich bin ein sportsracer," but not in the baseball tee style, and not in old english. it makes it TOO corny (if that's even possible)
+1 for "ich bin" . Half of the designs here are great, but this one can't be topped.
+1 for "ich bin ein sportsracer". The others are dumb or full of spite, which would be ok if it was funny spite but it is not.
+1 for "ich bin ein sportsracer". Oh, that wasn't a choice, was it? Sorry.
+1 for "ich bin ein sportsracer." and just out of curosity, is there any word or phrase in German that sounds like "Sportsracer?" -> 'sounds like' no, but translation would be something like 'Ich bin ein Sportrennfahrer' I think
+1 for "ich bin ein sportsracer". Then put the Zapruder film headshot on it.
+1 The only one with any merit, clearly. Also, it's winning already, so I get to be right without having to stand up for myself or make any sacrifices!
+1 for "ich bin ein sportsracer" (the plain one). Love the font. Love the joke. Simple is good.
I'm also against that font, it's just too corny.
+1 For Ich Bin, with the picture of JFK in it of course!
+1 for Ich Bin - plain style
+1 for Ich Bin - though I was slight torn by the cuteness of the duck/eagle emblem shirt
+1 for Ich Bin - plain style.
+1 for "ich bin ein sportsracer" -- plain style
+1 for the JFK one
+1 for JFK. simple idea, nice design.
+1 for obeyken "ich bin ein sportsracer" from vloggie. kudos obeyken! thats perfect.
+1 for "Ich bin" / plain - it's pretty cool even from a German point of view
+1 for the JFK one. I hardly ever wear shirts with logos, but that shit is funny.
third world countries
Not sure about this one, it initially made me think of Third Reich...
+1 vote for Brian's second design (3rd world countries)
+1 for Brian's third world country
+1 for Brian's "third world countries"... genious. I want one.
+1 for Brian's "third world countries" I would actually buy that.
+1 for "third world countries," I want it too!
+1 for "third World Countries," just cause it's true
etc!
+1 vote for "that's just one slice of bread on the ground"
+1 vote for 'Shirt'. But it'd be better if it was in German.
+1 for john mortons 'shirt' (@Jack Hook & The Deaf Kid .. i think u mean 'erster' .. not 'zuerst' ..)
+2 vote for Deaf Kid's 1st design (assholes)
+1 swankboy
+1 ABSOLUTLEY the german duck "Zuerst" (First)! by Jack Hook & The Deaf Kid
+1 League of Awesomeness by Antelope Buzkowski
+1 vote for myself
+1 for "Is Zefrank Burning?" -Way cool with the historical book reference!
+1 for 'ze Shirt.' great pun.
+2 for ze german kid - nice graphic, to the point
+1 for deaf kid's first design...sweet
+1 for cheap german kid (by trstn)
+1 for "I'm German, so you don't have to". Great slogan. I'd wear it. Without the gothic font though, because it would shift the meaning to the right. (a German)
Fonts
This site has a bunch of free fonts that look Deuschisch.
Boy, man, Brian - you suck. You're so damn dumb you didn't even know what germany looks like on your t-shirt designs. Better look it up…
- So, Mr. 84.142.182.11, you're calling Brian a boy-man? What is that? I've heard of girly-men, anddboy-toys, but I think you might be confused. Anyway, we would take your criticism more seriously if you logged in.
No, you wouldn't...
What's wrong with the map? We had a reunification, remember?
It was wrong, I changed it to be correct. When I google imaged "germany maps" I got two different looking countries. I guess I picked the wrong one. -Brian
Somejeff says:
German Kid, empty pockets... THAT is awesome. Simple. Quick. Won't be banned by the Pope.
Ze, I think you should offer "F..k off, I'm German" (christian), "Ich bin ein Sportsracer" (obeyken) and "I went to zefrank.com..." (The Deaf Kid) to everyone, because they're great (with the designers' permission, of course).
furgle Says:
Maybe we should get him some jeans to go with the shirt. Good jeans, then rip them to shreds at the bottom, and stain them, stretch them, have some fat guy spill beer on them, cut the fabric off the knees so it looks like he falls onto his knees alot. Add a chain attatched to the pocket that goes to a dog collar, but have no dog on the end of it, so he has to put the collar around his neck. But to do this we must first mesure his waist so they fit, measure in cetimetres and tell the tailor in inches so that the waist is too big and people can see his ass. -- Scratch that last part, then we would need to buy and design him underwear
+1 vote for Mr. Malaise's take on Obeyken's idea
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+1 BIG vote for Mr. Malaise's take on Obeyken's idea
Woah. This thing went from "Funny idea by Ze" to "Look at me, I can't speak anything but English and don't have any geography skills." in under ten seconds.
The Ignorant American Old Fart
"" Ich bin eine preiswerte Prostituierte (female)/ein preiswerter Prostituierter (male), Das Deutsche Zicklein (Did you really want to say "goatling"?) von zefrank.com" (Tyler) - MO"
That's what I get for trying to use Babelfish to translate.
Hell, I had to bribe my foreign language teacher to pass the course.
Hey.....
Make a T-Shirt 4 "The Ignorant American Old Fart" (in Esperanto)