Talk:Fabuloso Friday/S-s-s-something from the Comments
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There were a couple of funny entries last night that have been totally deleted and replaced. To whoever did that, don't just delete whole scenes- just post new ones and talk about the ones you don't like here. --75.18.116.20 11:15, 7 June 2006 (PDT)
There were comments suggesting that the "Ze is gay" thing was already done in the Gay Marriage Section. I propose that the cue-card thing is actually funnier.
The "Shebespacled" thing could be taken out.--maju 11:42, 7 June 2006 (PDT)
Changed the "five seconds" to one second because five would be way too long (average skit is usually 10 seconds) --maju 11:47, 7 June 2006 (PDT)
Another reason to like the "Ze is Gay" sections is that its not only poking fun at Ze's sexuality, but its also satirizing the obsessed viewers that just. won't. drop. it. And it also finally puts an end to the roomate-in-Paris plotline.
Whoever linked the images for the Hose O'Frank skit, FYI, they don't work. --maju 12:42, 7 June 2006 (PDT)
Forcing Ze to perform fellatio on a popsicle is definitely my version of "kicking it up a notch."
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Formal Voting
I think we can use the same rules as for Knowledge, except of course we get to keep maybe the top 3-5.
YetAnotherFuckingHardCharger
Ze: "YetAnotherFuckingHardCharger" writes: "First!"
CU of Ze [Stares blankly at the camera for [a length of time to be determined by Ze, and Ze alone, as his one mote of responsibility in this mess] , slight disappointment may read for a fraction of a second. }
CU
Obsessed fan gurl
Ze: "Obsessed fan gurl" writes: "Dear Ze: You know there's a small contingency of Sports Racers that are, like, totally obsessed with you, right? And that, as you speak, we have total bodily control over you? So what's to stop me from forcing you to perform fellatio on a popsicle stick right this second?"
CU
Ze: [Smiling askance at the camera, in a psychotic fashion, while holding a horizontal ice cream posicle in his hand] I'm already on it, fan girl! [Ze says this as he quickly starts to move the popsicle towards his mouth. Then right before it enters, we CUT. Alternately, if Ze has the cojones for it, he actually goes through with it for half a second before cutting.]
CU
Crash
Ze: Crash writes: If the Fabulosos are writing Friday's show... Does that mean Ze is writing Friday's comments?
Ze: No.
[Shot of Ze, nose in keyboard, typing away busily.]
Ze: Dear, Fabulosos...(typetypetype) your "show" sucked, go back to grade school, you bunch of childish cu... (SUDDEN cut to the next meta-comment)
Bob the Misanthrope
Ze: Bob the Misanthrope writes: "Ze, aren't you contradicting yourself with the whole Friday Fabuloso thing? First, you yell at us for telling you how to comb your hair, and know you want us to take control of the show? Are you bipolar or something? Admit it already, Ze, this whole project is just a way for a 30 yr. old guy who's starved for attention to side-skirt going to therapy and not have to work through his Peter Pan Complex."
CU
Ze: [Ze stares at the camera with a false smile.] Well, I *did* dare you to kick it up a notch.
CU
Ze: [Smiling happily] Oh, and Bob? Fuck You. [with the F-bomb bleeped out for effect.]