Talk:Fabuloso Friday/S-s-s-something from the Comments

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There were a couple of funny entries last night that have been totally deleted and replaced. To whoever did that, don't just delete whole scenes- just post new ones and talk about the ones you don't like here. --75.18.116.20 11:15, 7 June 2006 (PDT)

There were comments suggesting that the "Ze is gay" thing was already done in the Gay Marriage Section. I propose that the cue-card thing is actually funnier.

The "Shebespacled" thing could be taken out.--maju 11:42, 7 June 2006 (PDT)

Changed the "five seconds" to one second because five would be way too long (average skit is usually 10 seconds) --maju 11:47, 7 June 2006 (PDT)

Another reason to like the "Ze is Gay" sections is that its not only poking fun at Ze's sexuality, but its also satirizing the obsessed viewers that just. won't. drop. it. And it also finally puts an end to the roomate-in-Paris plotline.

Whoever linked the images for the Hose O'Frank skit, FYI, they don't work. --maju 12:42, 7 June 2006 (PDT)

Forcing Ze to perform fellatio on a popsicle is definitely my version of "kicking it up a notch."


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Formal Voting

I think we can use the same rules as for Knowledge, except of course we get to keep maybe the top 3-5.

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  • This, is how it goes:
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Some Jerk Deleted the Funny Ones

So I share the hysterical one I remember:

Ze: N-n-n-Nothing from the comments! [long, awkward pause]

  • VOTE by CeruleanNinja: As long as we get the hysterical laughter at the end of this one! :D
  • VOTE by Ronen: Awesomeness
  • VOTE by Rocco: This one. And no other ones.
  • VOTE by Bobbie mac ze would be hilairous doing this.
  • VOTE by NightThree: This, nothing else, and s-s-something from the condiments.
  • VOTE by 71.141.231.80 (MetaGrrrl): A second vote for this, nothing else, and s-s-something from the condiments.
  • VOTE by Paba
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I Hate You Funniness Deleter

Ze: S-s-s-something from the meta-comments!

CU of comments screenshot.


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YetAnotherFuckingHardCharger

Ze: "YetAnotherFuckingHardCharger" writes: "First!"

CU of Ze [Stares blankly at the camera for [a length of time to be determined by Ze, and Ze alone, as his one mote of responsibility in this mess] , slight disappointment may read for a fraction of a second. }

  • VOTE from Hokie: Yes (though I'd like to change the username to 'HardCharger4Ever'
  • VOTE by CeruleanNinja: Seconded, this has potential - comedy acting wise.
  • VOTE I like the username. It flows. Plus it's actually IN the comments today. [LOA] bodog_formerly_byslexic 15:11, 8 June 2006 (PDT)
  • VOTE by ThinkBig: This one made me laugh. The nothing one is good too.
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Obsessed fan gurl

Ze: "Obsessed fan gurl" writes: "Dear Ze: You know there's a small contingency of Sports Racers that are, like, totally obsessed with you, right? And that, as you speak, we have total bodily control over you? So what's to stop me from forcing you to perform fellatio on a popsicle stick right this second?"

CU

Ze: [Smiling askance at the camera, in a psychotic fashion, while holding a horizontal ice cream posicle in his hand] I'm already on it, fan girl! [Ze says this as he quickly starts to move the popsicle towards his mouth. Then right before it enters, we CUT. Alternately, if Ze has the cojones for it, he actually goes through with it for half a second before cutting.]

CU

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Crash

Ze: Crash writes: If the Fabulosos are writing Friday's show... Does that mean Ze is writing Friday's comments?

Ze: No.

[Shot of Ze, nose in keyboard, typing away busily.]

Ze: Dear, Fabulosos...(typetypetype) your "show" sucked, go back to grade school, you bunch of childish cu... (SUDDEN cut to the next meta-comment)

  • VOTE by CeruleanNinja: Implied rude words are fun, as are unusual action shots.

Vote by gypsysister: quick and gets a chuckle

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Bob the Misanthrope

Ze: Bob the Misanthrope writes: "Ze, aren't you contradicting yourself with the whole Friday Fabuloso thing? First, you yell at us for telling you how to comb your hair, and know you want us to take control of the show? Are you bipolar or something? Admit it already, Ze, this whole project is just a way for a 30 yr. old guy who's starved for attention to side-skirt going to therapy and not have to work through his Peter Pan Complex."

CU

Ze: [Ze stares at the camera with a false smile.] Well, I *did* dare you to kick it up a notch.

CU

Ze: [Smiling happily] Oh, and Bob? Fuck You. [with the F-bomb bleeped out for effect.]

  • VOTE by joe: funny
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Won't-Drop-It Mike

Ze: "Won't-Drop-It Mike" writes: "Why won't you just admit that you're gay, Ze? It's so obvious to everyone, I don't know why you're trying to keep it a secret. We all love you anyway."

Ze: [Smiling happily while speaking in a sensitive, kind manner, all the while shaking his head as he speaks.] You're right, Mike. I shouldn't have to hide it anymore.

CU pans out.

Ze: I really *do* enjoy having sex with men. [We notice that Ze is holding large cardboard cue cards with stuff written on them as he talks. For every sentence, he drops a cue card to reveal another one underneath. Or alternatively, they can be incorporated as subtitles, whatever is easier.] Cue card #1 says: "Please note that these are not Ze Frank's actual sentiments."

Ze: A lot. Cue Card #2 says: "Not really."

Ze: In fact, kuddos to the astute readers that were savvy enough to catch on that I totally boned the hot french guy I was rooming with back in Paris. Cue card #3 says: "No, No, I didn't. Not that there's anything wrong with that..."

Ze: FYI, we're getting married in Canada and he's going to have my babies. Cue card #4 says: "Oh, come on! If I were gay, I could do *so* much better than him, couldn't I?"

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Shebespectacled

Ze: Shebespectacled writes [Snooty Voice]: If the ruler of the comments is always 'The King', do I need to change my sex to become one?

[Ze begins to answer... QUICK CUT TO...] [how WOULD he reply? Suggestion below:]

Ze [without irony] "How would Ze reply to this one guys." [sic]

[Beat]

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Hose_O'Frank

Ze: Hose_O'Frank writes: Hey Ze! Just found you last week, love your show! What do you think of the study from CNN reporting that illegal immigrants have been working in New Orleans in the Katrina Relief effort and the Feds have done nothing about it? Isn't that a contradiction to many of the current administrations policies on illegal immigrants? Are the feds saying "Hey don't come here and expect to be allowed to stay unless you want to clean up our messes in the area of protecting our legal citizens."?

Ze: Great question ['slight pause']...Hose! Finally one of my new viewers has something intelliegent to say.

[obviously showing that the comment is from him... perhaps stifiling laughter for a moment]

Ze: The answer to your question is of course no though. The current administarion actually has no policies to speak of referencing anything at all. Kind of a fly by night job.

[[1]]

Ze: The administation is mostly just sitting on their asses and thinking, what can I do to reach a lower approval rating? Ban gay marriage?

[[2]]

Ze: Keep troops overseas longer than the allowed tour of duty?

[[3]]

Ze: Wire tap?

[[4]]

Ze: Torturing prisoners in Guantanamo Bay?

[[5]]

Ze: Honestly Hose, They're running out of ideas.


  • VOTE by CeruleanNinja: Injecting a bit of topical relevance? It might be a bit too long, though.
  • VOTE by Hokie: Cerulean posts for me
  • VOTE by Kyle -- ok, i admit it... i wrote this one... chop it down if you guys want it shorter.
  • VOTE by gypsysister: Liked it, but longish. Kyle, didn't wanna reach up and edit, but here are suggestions: eliminate last questions from "Hose." After slight pause in Ze's response, just say, and "insightful" [w/shit-eating grin, maybe by computer] The rest can take Ze's warp drive to stay within time limit.
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Planted Comment

Ze: S-s-s-something from the comments!

Ze: 'FabulosoWriter' writes "Hey, Ze! Here is a comment I'm writing on Thursday so you have to comment on it Friday."

(Beat)

Ze: Awesome. Way to take control.

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An actual comment from Thursday

Ze: Not pirate writes: "Sometimes when I'm having special time with my intimate partner and she's facing away from me, I do take it up a notch. She no likey."

Ze: Asshole.

Ze: (sincere) Literally.


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A different actual comment from Thursday, plus

Ze: Laura writes: "What are you going to do with the leftover money that was raised for the German Kid's shirt? I don't think you can spend sixty dollars on a shirt."

Ze: You can spend sixty dollars on a shirt, all right; you can spend it on ANYthing. Just ask Tom Delay about his pending trail for conspiracy campaign finance fraud.

Ze: Representative Delay left congress for Texas yesterday afternoon.

Ze:" In his departure speech, Big T said: "Political careers tend to end in one of three ways: defeat, death, or retirement. And despite the fervent and mostly noble exertions of my adversaries over the years, I rise today to bid farewell to this House under the happiest of the available options."

Ze[incredulous]: Huh?! [mouths 'say the opposite...]"

  • VOTE by gypsysister: me like dis
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