Talk:Fabuloso Friday 2/Fabuloso Chess/Anti-intellectualism

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May I suggest the possiblity that sport racers don't play chess? I think that we should just pull out a kick-ass powermove on Ze's King, and steal his queen and rooks. Ohhhhh Yeah

(Seriously, who expects a collarborative chess game to go well? It's nice that Ze's building up the social movement thingamabob, but what the hell?)

Power Moves

  • bring some red pieces and move 'em in from the side
  • Swipe board with hand. Run away crying.
  • There's no algebraic notation for throwing the board in frustration
  • GO FABULOSOS!
  • I'm only playing if it's STRIP chess.
  • Get up to pee and accidentally topple board.
  • Better yet, pee on the board!
  • Crush the King with a giant duckie.
  • KING lightning bolts Ze's QUEEN zap! -adam
  • Nuke the board -seth
  • Everyone jumps the queen!!!!1 -squeedo
  • Make a chess sandwich. Fold the board.
  • Umbrella stand to queen's artichoke 5.
  • Distract Ze with a giant baby and steal all of his pawns
  • spin 360 degrees and castle
  • make Ze blink (gasp) and remove his king at that precise moment
  • We do not recognize the right to royalty of Ze's king and therefore our king shall not play chess with a mere pawn that is trying to pass himself pass as a king. Checkmate.
  • Smash Ze's king with an hammer and a sickle. Communism beats Royalty.
  • Harry Potter joins the Fabulosos
  • offer draw
  • Spin the board 90 degrees and just start punching
  • Eat a buritto, move the pieces when he goes to open the window
  • Win.
  • Get any one of your pieces to the other end of the board and yell KING ME!

Hard Charging Moves

  • Complain that neither the board, pieces, or game itself have been approved by any international chess organization (as the LOA is clearly a universal entity), then refuse to play on the grounds that it will negatively affect your chess rating. - thebreadline
  • Let's lose on purpose as quickly as possible. -thejackhook
  • Grab all his pawns while he's not looking and hide them, and when he asks where they are, tell him if any of our pieces are threatened, we are allowed to do whatever we want under the new 'Patriot Move'.

Ingenious comic twists...

  • Bring in a Duckie Pawn which is invincible, and can go anywhere in the field (as suggested by CeruleanNinja in the discussion....)
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