Talk:Fabuloso Friday 2/Fabuloso Chess/Taunts

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Taunts wanted

I deleted the "URZ14Me" taunt. Clearly I'm not hip enough to understand it. A search of this Wiki and a Google search gives no clues. It appeared out of the blue with no discussion here. If it's leet speak it's not very good leet. If it's a pop culture reference it's not very pop. muyfabulosotalk 22:06, 1 July 2006 (PDT)

  • Yea .. i had no idea where it came from, just left it there just in case. Maybe we should acknowledge his 'acceptance' .. something like "[our move] .. better start writing those songs now Ze!"
  • it could mean "you are the one for me" - but still doesn't make any sense... --Profaner 01:29, 2 July 2006 (PDT)

Monkey Island taunts...

How appropriate, you fight like a cow...

  • There are so many Monkey Island quotes, that I think it's absurd not to use one at one point or another.

Our style?

I fart in your general direction

Do we want to keep with the same style as our first taunt?

  • I say don't worry about meta-esthetic issues, just write whatever you want and we will probably like it, I know I will. gelbitalk

Stuff from the old stuff we can use

  • "Do you always chortle like a hyena just before you make a fatal blunder?" bobbie_mactalk
  • This one is awesome - arc
  • I also like this one. - Mike
  • Me Too -Juba
  • "Well, whilst you might speak pretty coherently for an American, your chess opening is for poop. If the league of awesomeness actually sent you that letter, we'd be playing go instead. What did the letter *really* say?"
  • I like this one, but the one above is also very well, and still applies. If you don't like the american bit you can of course suggest something else, but I really dig the two last sentences, real geeks play go! gelbitalk
  • Contemplating collaborative go makes my head hurt even more. -arc

New Stuff

  • I like playing off of his first taunt .. when the challenge was issued:
Wait .. was that you kicking our ass? - ßrigaderant
  • Your move would just as well have been "single slice of bread to ground"
funny!bobbie_mactalk
YES! cam_i_am
  • You could not defeat our fabuloso-grandmothers with your infantile chess-fu. --Lordsah 15:09, 28 June 2006 (PDT)
this is good too.bobbie_mactalk
  • "Don't worry about going to the bus stop, Ze, because we're taking you to school."
    • This is very good, did you make it up yourself, well... I hadn't heard this before, but it sounds as if it is from some movie. It's still very good, depends on if other people have heard it, I haven't! gelbitalk
  • gelbi: I'm not in a creative mood, but here are a number of Shakespearean insults we can work on later. I think we have a good enough taunt for this move...
    • What a drunken knave was the sea to cast thee in our way! (instead of the Sea, we put Ze, if he plays a move where he throws some piece forward)
    • Thy sin's not accidental, but a trade. (Thy blunder...)
    • You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe! (It's from Henry IV, what does the I'll ticke your catastrophe mean?)
    • Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle. (balls hehe)
  • Is that really your best power move?
  • Something a bit more surreal, perhaps: "One zebra turd does not a garland make. Make like a giant prune and beat yourself repeatedly on the ass with a platinum girder!"
  • . . . But the second mistake is never go up against a Fabuloso when CHESS is on the LINE! Hahahahaha (etc.)
  • Very nice. -arc
  • I like it 
          I really like the last one! It'th incontheivable! - Squeedo
  • gotta love TPB reference.
  • VOTE - sepll cehck
  • Like water off a ducks back are your feeble efforts when compared to the might of Fabuloso. Prepare yourself, Ze, for the worst is yet to come. -Danetrix
  • Who is the pawn now, bitch?
  • It's nice that you're saving your voice. You'll need it for the musical episode.bobbie_mactalk

Silence?

  • The best heckling comes from a quiet adversary who dominates the play, and delivers a crushing defeat to the opponent.(AnonHC)
    • That does sound like a Hard Charger response to me. It's certainly not in keeping with the spirit of the game.

Thinking so you don't have to...

We should have a taunt on these lines... I can't put it very well... except I finally came up with something I'm rather pleased with. But there are certainly better ways of taunting him on the fact that "we don't even have to think". Here is my try:

  • Ze quote/unquote checkmate Frank -- thinking poorly so we don't have to. (or thinking so poorly that we don't have to... and maybe a stronger word than poorly would be good)
how about 'playing poorly so we don't have too?'bobbie_mactalk
How about "Oh, look, that's Ze "Checkmate" Frank, thinking, as we don't have to." - Danetrix
How about "Oh, look, that's Ze "Checkmate" Frank, "strategizing", so we don't have to." - ßrigaderant
How about "Oh, look, that's Ze "Checkmate" Frank, "strategerizing", so we don't have to." - AnonHCrant

Horses!

Oh Ze, it seems you love the horses a little too much. Giddy up when we smack your flanks, you gelding. Mr malaise

Let's get a little more creative

  • Your dreams of victory are but those of a horny teen masturbating fruitlessly betwixt the center folds of "Big Booty Babes". - Disko
  • Your dreams of victory are but those of a gelded pony wishing he could seed a Derby Winner. muyfabulosotalk
  • Perhaps there is more than just a towel lodged between your butt cheeks?


  • X to Y#... BOOYAH GRANDMA!
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