Talk:Fabuloso Friday 2/Limericks Haiku

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Contents 1 Choose your favourites 2 Ze Haikus 2.1 Poop 2.2 Ze's Bum 2.3 Evil Cat 2.4 Network Neutality haikus 3 Ze Limericks 3.1 Feathers 3.2 ze 3.3 Vowels 3.4 Good Time 3.5 Questions 3.6 Fabulosos 3.7 Ducky Poop 3.8 Bad Poetry 3.9 Network Neutrality limericks 4 COOKIES FTW HAIKU GENIUS STAR 5 Limerlick

Choose your favourites

As the sequel to Fabuloso Friday is fast approaching, the time has come to choose the Limerick/Haiku that takes your fancy.

Please refer to the voting guide as to how to cast your vote.

Ze Haikus

Poop

(the one about lots of poop)

Ze's Bum

(the one about delicate spheres)

Evil Cat

(the one, where the evil cat's hiding)

Network Neutality haikus

(the one with the bloggers)

(the one where we got slashdotted)

Ze Limericks

Feathers

(the one about plucked birds)

ze

(the one that's about the mad one)

Vowels

(the one about the fabuloso letter a)

Good Time

(the one that explains the unblinking)

Questions

(the one where we ask questions, but don't get any answers)

Fabulosos

(the one that's about the Fabulosos)

Ducky Poop

(the one about avian excrement)

Bad Poetry

(the one about confused poets)

Network Neutrality limericks

If the web worked in favoritism

With a big and little duckie schism

Would the big bandwidth hogs

Shut out start-up blogs?

Would web users remember to miss 'em?

Dot com corps say "trust us" dear reader

But who will be feeding the meter?

We'll hear MoveOn and gun owners,

Christians and old stoners

Chant "Google's our dear and glorious leader!"

Wanted give the net neutrality thing a home. Improvements welcome. Gypsysister

COOKIES FTW HAIKU GENIUS STAR

Where is my cookies?
Did someone takes them away?
Oh noes! There they are!

<3,
Capt. I. Rutherford
/j.

ps: fear my haiku skills!

Limerlick

There once was a man named Ze,
He posted The Show everyday,

In Madrid a man put,
Some bread by his foot,

And the Spainairds all yelled, "Ole!"