Talk:Fabuloso Friday 2/MISC

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Fabuloso Friday Sponsor

(to go near the beginning).

Ze: This week's bite-sized Fabuloso Friday is sponsored by shitty mini-food that you get at 'posh' parties.

[Medium close up]

Ze: It's designed so you don't feel so bad about gorging your face.

[Extreme close up of Ze with his mouth full of food.]

Ze: (Talking like a woman and spitting food) I just LOVE these hors d'oeuvres!!!


Fundamental Fundamentalist Crazies

Ze quotes Jerry Falwell then analizes the quote. Jerry Falwell is funny as hell cause he is such a little twit already. This would work for Pat Robertson, the double speaking Hillary Rod-your-ham Clinton or any other political/religious hardcharger; left or right.


Green Ze

This might truly be an outdated idea, but how about having a lil' Environmental awareness segment? [1] Japan says 'let's regulate commercial whaling', the environmentalists see this 'leading to an expansion of hunting'. There's the issue of 'scientific whaling', which, it's been said, is a loophole to be exploited. ...WHICH leads us neatly to the section entitled Movie Reviews..rented or theatre, in which Ze reviews Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. PERFECT! :D *big cheesy grin* CeruleanNinja 15:52, 17 June 2006 (PDT)


Internet Neutrality

Time for me to tell all of you to do something about Internet Neutrality, or you sportsracers might not see me for much longer! If telecommunication companies get their way, I might have to start paying them to put my show on the web, and if I don't have enough money, I'll be long gone! Go check out www.savetheinternet.com for more information! And tell your friends, because this is incredibly important and eveyone needs to know!

  • this is important but really boring and you are a bad person for suggesting it
  • Come up with something better, then, because if you want sites like this to still exist in a couple years something needs to get done now. ThinkBig
  • excellent comment, excellent and true
  • Yes, pushing political agendas should at least be funny. Or pretend to be funny. Or something. "Some big companies want to charge other, smaller companies two or three times for the use of The Internet. [Different Angle] Or as I like to say, La Internet Grande! [Normal view] A lot of you don't like paying at all for the Internet. [Closeup, whispering a la "are the new viewers gone yet?"] Are you out of your parent's basement yet? [Normal view] So the League of Awesomeness wants you to go out and [fingerquote] "Neutralize" the Internet. [Shot of Ze looking manic, threatening to cut an ethernet cable with a pair of scissors.]" - From boring PSA to Exciting Mandate from the League of Awesomeness! Thenomain
  • In the future you will need a literacy license to drive on the information super highway. You will have to pass a driver's test which will be comprised of all the shit you shoulda learned in High School English Class. Failing that you will be remanded to dial-up Hell, slow downloads (ooooo), and no firewalls. Bet you'll learn English now dumbshit! Ze could explain this concept vvveeerrryyy sslloowwllyy and then whip out his English for Dummies course available for S and H only!


Movie Reviews..rented or theatre

15 second movie reviews. This could easily be a winner

  • Awesome idea! How about reviewing Nacho Libre, which is released this Friday (in teh USofA). Jack Black. In a cape. Doesn't it scream Power Move to you? Schamaun, peoples! :D CeruleanNinja 00:33, 16 June 2006 (PDT)

I dig it. But let's do non-new releases. Movies that are GOOD and have stood the test of time. Like Rear Window, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Or something equally bad ass.




The Show: Reverse ze-ology

Could we write a snippet that is almost as witty and intelligent as Ze's usual news commentary, but defending bush's policy or something like intelligent design or scientology?? This is a challange to all hard chargers out there... I doubt anyone will respond, but let's see...

a non-hardcharger will give it a shot:

"This week our president, George W. Bush [2] seen here showing the democrats who's boss, had to once again defend America's honor against the tyrannous liberal left. He made point to discuss the beauty of nature as he named a small archipelago off the coast of Hawaii a national monument. In response Al Gore, seen here contributing to global warming [3] said, "AAAARRRRRRRGHGHHGHHHH I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT."

Asshole." - kylejbritt.com

COMMENTS:

  • i think the Al gore line is what's missing here... anyone care to propose different Al Gore lines?
  • I like it.
  • I'm not sold on this one.. there's something missing
  • Very good try, not quite from the heart, but it's not bad... Maybe a better Gore line would be useful, but I wonder how Ze would interpret "AAAAAAAAAAARRGHGHGH" :) --Gelbi 09:32, 18 June 2006 (PDT)


Here's an alternate version using some of the same material... less reverse-ze, better?

"It's been almost a year since President George W. Bush [4] seen here trying really really hard to be a badass, publicly endorsed intelligent design as a school-taught belief system and people are still amazed that the man has never said anything intelligent.

[5]

Meanwhile almost-president Al Gore, seen here evolving [6] burned down a small town that told him to take his 'liberal hogwash' film somewhere else. 17 people died, but no vegetation was harmed."


The Ken Burns Effect?

Ze should most definitely begin the show with a variation on the "Ze Frank Effect" (with a tree that looks like a crotch and TONS of lightning) ending with a Sports Racer logo. Possibly some cheesy "breaking news" style music.


The RIAA

The RIAA is now issuing Cease-and-Desist orders to children who post videos of themselves dancing to music on YouTube (http://suicidegirls.com/news/geek/16727/). <insert Ze's commentary here> ASSHOLES! (of course)



Ze press conference

Alright, a bit like the brainstorming, except a press conference or interview with Bobo twins style journalists. So we either hear some mumbling or just silence and then Ze goes "The questions was" or "so, how do I deal with my recent success...

So, please go ahead and write possible questions and answers here... or maybe we can leave the answers to Ze:

  • Babies instinctively respond by staring at people who smile at them. Why do you call them assholes?
  • What is the purpose of forming an earth sandwitch, wouldn't sending the food to starving children be a better use of the Earth's sandwitch resources?
  • What is the nutritional value of an Earth sandwich?


Rude words

moved here due to popularity
Updated CeruleanNinja 15:14, 18 June 2006 (PDT)


Fabuloso Friday is like...

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