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the debt
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[Intro] Good morning sports racers. From atop of the rigging; by Paikea, New Zealand. You're watching The Show with Ze Frank. [camera panning down to the yacht beneath]
[Ze:] First dish, a bit of housekeeping.
[Sighs]
tanga.com announced the winner of the puzzle contest. Congratulations sports racer Goocher.
Goocher and a friend will be flown to New York where I will give them each a duck.
Tomorrow is the last show you can buy candy for.
Thank you to everyone who has bought candy this year.
I still kinda wanna sell out.
[snickering] So if any of you still feel like throwing loose change at the dancing monkey, this is your last chance.
With the Ray story complete and next weeks personal messages show, I'm pretty much done with the internship. [LOA sound in the background, Ze looking around, suddenly with a LOA message in his hands and eyes wide open] Binnng!
[Ze looking irritated] Show-offs.
[Ze disgusted, in slow motion with low voice] Uhhh, the chess thing...
Because I challenged the Fabulosos to a game of chess and lost, I have to fulfill my end of the bargain.
The stakes were: me and a guitar performing 10 minutes of songs.
[Ze smiling] Hmmm...
[Songs performed by Jonathan Coulton and Ze]
Set List:
- Fun Winter - original show
- How Do Spank a Giant Baby? - original show
- I Knows Me Some Ugly - original show
- If the Earth were a Sandwich - original show
- Why Does Everything Have To Change? - original show
- Hindsight is 20-20 (with didgeridoo solo) - original show
- Who's That Baby (Trading Walnuts for Gold?) - original show
- How Do You Work This Thing? - original show
This show's sponsors - Gimme some candy
We're going to miss you too, Ze.
thanks for the show -vimacs
Thanks, Ze, for an amazing year.
It won't be as much fun with you, Ze. Thank you.
lunch money for your famous future
Danke!
our pack will miss you ze - moonblood.net
ze, you enrich our lives, thank you so much, crisb
For Wray, without whom I'd have no Ze. -Loorah
B- Love you... -J ............. Ze: Gonna miss ya.
it was a nice ride. thanks for the thoughts, man.
Yalla Hapoel
to: Ze. from: ryanharne. thanks.
RunningFool is so good-looking. Love, RunningFool
We'll miss the show. Thanks Ze, from Mpls, Radio K
thanks for the ahhhh--MUSE--ment
From one unwavering band of light to another, bye.
Yay duckie.
Thank you Ze. You rock the town.
You can play in my pond anytime, Ze. I'll miss you
ZeFrank: He's why Al Gore invented the internet.
I'm going to miss you too. <3
Thank you for what you've created in the world Ze.
All good things must end. Dang it was good. -Adam
Thanking, so you don't have to. - pmsg
There's shame in free riding.
Aja, you're the best sister a Ze fan could have!
You don't have to miss us Ze...keep it going!
forever&ever, burnsuburbia.com will miss THE SHOW!
We're going to miss you, too.
Thanks Ze
I will miss The Show. Best of luck. --Ben Brockert
Yuri'sNightWorldSpaceParty! April12 YurisNight.net
Cheers Ze for everything, we'll miss you - Loki
Welp, see ya later!
We will miss you, Ze! -- B&E
Allison O, I miss you. And I like you. A lot. --RM
who will think for us when ze's gone?
I'll miss you too. Peace over and peace out. Simon
And a shiny purple one for Emma. Thank you. Simon
Circe to Odysseus. That slope is sure slippery.
red hot ducky from ice-cold Vermont - thanks
i didn't know you long, but it was good
Ze - Thanks for a fun year, Noonan
w00t duckie me Ze... hi Ian P Rif
but you can't go...all the plants will die.