the show: 06-29-06

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Good morning Sports Racers, it's Thursday June, 29: Pretend You're Happy Day, squeeze your thumb and index finger together and make a funny gesture in the air because knowledge needs the check!
[Midwest Ze][Waving gesture in air] Is it like making a "check mark" or like making a fake signature?

I just don't know! I learned by watching you you!

It has come to my atention that each day, someone or maybe someones is transcribing the show.

That's awesome! you're transcribing so I don't have to!

You ha- you have to write down everything I say.

Maaa Strasfulamatrufina zzz marhorn brrbbb All this transcribing is making me horny.

Whe- when I'm done I think I'll go dry hump my neighbors garden gnomes. I kno- I know they like it!

Yesterday in a Senate Judiciary Committe hearing, Senator Arlen "Badass" Spector questioned the President's use of signing statements. During his 6 years in office, the President has yet to veto a single bill. Instead the President has included signing statements, which say that he reserves right to revise, interpret, or disregard measures on national security on Constitutional grounds. although past presidents have used this tactic,

CNN reports that five leading online service providers will jointly build a database of child pornography images to help prevent the distribution of those images.
So you're collecting child pornography

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