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March 14, 2006

lonely

Z: so i moved the blog to the front page so that i would post more regularly.

A: more regularly than never?

Z: shut up. but i've noticed something weird. more people are hitting the site, but fewer are emailing me directly.

A: does that hurt your feelings? is your royal egonessness not being stroked enough. what a massive wussfart.

Z: no. that's not what i mean. RSS is great but it seems to create a passive consumption environment that i hadn't expected.

A: what the holy nerd taffy is RSS? i won't even touch pissy conjunctive environment.

Z: Really Simple Syndication...people say different things...but that's what i call it. Its abbreviated to make it easier to say...like www and "world wide web".

A: but "world wide web" is 3 syllables, and "www" is 9. "triple w" is 5...you might as well say "three of those letters right before x" - that's 9 too.

Z: ha...now who's the dork? syllable counter. that's so nerdy.

A: still you, moron...you're the one pretending to have a conversation with your cat.

Z: if that was true, why would i make you so abusive?

A: you have self esteem issues.

Z: do i? really?

A: idiot.


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OMG.

Posted by: entropies [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 14, 2006 1:45 PM

Love the term 'wussfart'

That goes in the what-the-hell-was-that-word-that-I-was-supposed-to-use-in-a-sentance-today-so-I-can-remember-the-word-word
category

Posted by: entropies [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 14, 2006 1:46 PM

aww...don't feel lonely!

i too have wondered about the whole rss thing and how many people just read and never ever see my site at all.

p.s. what is this "pretending" to have conversations with annie? i have REAL conversations with my cat. doesn't everyone? ;)

Posted by: Sarcomical [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 14, 2006 2:21 PM

My cat, Alice, is abusive too. Her snarky comments bring others to tears, but I have learned to let them roll off me. Maybe cats shouldn't be given the names of human women. Just a thought.

Posted by: leslieart.com [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 14, 2006 2:44 PM

*hugs*
I well understand the "lonely with two cats" scenario. Best solution is a good ol' shopping spree. :D

Posted by: lapietra [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 14, 2006 7:26 PM

I hate it when my cat looks at me in that tone of voice.

Posted by: bjocose [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 15, 2006 12:05 AM

uhm, a question; is a comment half an rss, cos like, it's not an email?

Posted by: trien-masjien [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 15, 2006 6:29 AM

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