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April 5, 2006

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If ignorance is bliss and knowledge is pain, then Ze Frank is _________(fill in the blank).

Posted by: Gwen at April 5, 2006 1:07 PM

This Is Friggen awesome, i look forward to this everyday. Thats how bad my life sucks. lol j/k it the funnest thing ive seen in a long time!

Posted by: Robert at April 5, 2006 1:47 PM

Those toilet snot rags are lame. You're not supposed to actually ist on the seat anyway; it's a balancing act. Besides, only guys will doo their thing in a public bathroom. I've seen them going in there with newspapers.

Posted by: A at April 5, 2006 2:33 PM

Photos tagged with "Ze Frank"


Photos tagged with "elbow"


Posted by: Thommy Browne at April 5, 2006 2:40 PM

That face at the end of the last story was just priceless! Thanks again for a great roundup!

Posted by: Alsotop [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 5, 2006 3:11 PM

That was the email i sent that journalist. She totally butchered it.

My personal opinion about blogging in an educational setting is somewhat
contradictory. I feel that blogging can be both detrimental, and very
useful to a student's experience. Blogging, as far as the students in
our class are concerned, is pretty much anonymous (unless the blog name
reflects their own personal in. That comes with the territory of the
internet. Everyone is noone on the internet, and that makes it easy to
post false, offensive, and misleading information. This can be
problematic when blogging for a class. Students rely on each other's
blogs for input and other information, which works great in the long
run, but unfortunately, those who post false information [which we, and
I would assume others who use blogging, try to monitor and correct to
the best of our ability] can send another student the wrong message,
which may alter their understanding of the material. However, those who
write wonderfully about the topics can help a struggling user understand
the material. However, I also feel that exposure to both positive and
negative information can also help a student work their way through
issues regarding course material. By reading various input, they can
draw their own conclusions and help work out the kinks they have. It
gives opposing and agreeing positions to their own thoughts, which,
behind the mask of the internet, they're able to express a bit more
freely and comfortably, rather than raising a nervous/anxious hand in
the classroom. It helps the students who are fearful of speaking up to
state their minds without fear of being put down for a wrong answer. A
big downside to blogging is that we can't verbally hear what their
questions and qualms are, the internet doesn't allow for emotional
undertones, but it does help us answer questions more efficiently, and
it makes it easier to add on external sources of information.

Posted by: Jessica Miller at April 5, 2006 3:15 PM

ze, is it weird that i got erotic thoughts when you have the toilet seat protector over your face?

Posted by: kitze at April 5, 2006 3:25 PM

I liked the "something from the comments" jingle. I think it's a keeper.

Posted by: Aimee at April 5, 2006 3:35 PM

The webcast singer had a viewership of over 100,000 after a month? Wow. You've been doing this for about three weeks now. Do you have any idea how many people are watching?

Posted by: Isaac at April 5, 2006 4:00 PM

I need to correct my typo. I meant to type "sit" and not "sh*t"

Posted by: A at April 5, 2006 4:08 PM

Oh!! I LOVE Mad Libs!!!

Ummm, let me think......

If ignorance is bliss and knowledge is pain, then Ze Frank is _________(fill in the blank)

Ze Frank is like a paper cut on a hemorroid!!! (You can get a nasty one from those pesky toilet seat protectors!!)

BAHAHA!! I crack myself up.

Posted by: bertie [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 5, 2006 5:02 PM

If I somehow ended up in the military, I'd kidnap you and hold you for ransom while everyone who visits Zefrank begs for mercy and ends up paying the ransom. Then I'd buy you 5 tons of toilet seat protectors and build you a house from them.

Posted by: Ahmed [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 5, 2006 5:46 PM

Ze, you are obviously one of those liberal media bleeding-heart brown-skinned towel-headed communist America-hating faggots.

Will you marry me?

(But grow some boobs first ... I'm not *that* gay.)

Posted by: Sford at April 5, 2006 6:26 PM

ze, you've made weekdays meaningful. whenever monday rolls around, my soul does 94 backflips and i start compulsively hitting "refresh" at around 11 am.

this sounds vaguely sexual, but i assure you it is.

Posted by: meredith at April 5, 2006 6:35 PM

You are one attractive man, Ze.

Mentally, physically, psychologically.

Posted by: Elise at April 5, 2006 8:37 PM

Bahaha! Ah, the truth. It's so scary, but you make me laugh while I cry inside.

Tomorrow (the 6th) is my 25th b-day! I look forward to the daily dose of truth as a special part of my celebrations. Thanks Ze!

Posted by: Danielle at April 5, 2006 8:49 PM

I was so disappointed you made no mention of our beloved DHS Freakshow/KiddiePornShow but then you did!

Funny how I had the same expression YOU did when I read that. How did you manage that?


Ok, I do NOT feel safer or more secure. I am seriously SERIOUSLY freaked out. That says a LOT these days especially speaking from a Hurricane zone/red state.

Posted by: Chacha at April 5, 2006 10:52 PM

If ignorance is bliss and knowledge is pain, then Ze Frank is ... the Chosen One to kick pain's butt and finally make knowledge palatable for the masses.

Posted by: prozim at April 6, 2006 12:45 AM


This is way off topic, but I was wondering if you might oblige us with a little info about your parents, like their general line of work and whether they visit your site, and what they think of your "work."

By the way, I've written some great letters on toilet seat potectors. Imagine, if you will, that I've written this to you on a toilet seat protector. Now, isn't that more fun than email?

Posted by: prozim at April 6, 2006 2:15 AM

Silly french.

Seconded on the "Something from the comments" jingle.

And everytime I read about Rice and Straw doing things, I imagine two bundles of wheat like objects tossiling about on the ground.

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