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September 19, 2006

from katie salen

Karaoke Ice

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Hooray, our favorite Karaoke songs immortalized by an incessant high pitched ding. My body is becoming more and more excited by the second.

I giggled...

Posted by: Dan Woolley at September 19, 2006 11:30 AM

....see, the house lands with an awful 'THUMP', and we see her exit an askew front door, her little dog totto clutched under her arm, her blue & white gigham dress barely mussed from the flight...

she takes a second to catch her breath, looks around.

high pitched giggles from somewhere. but where?

she steps out onto the yellow road. more giggles.

she's afraid. as well she should be - looking back just in time to see the ruby slippers fall off the dired-up hag feet of the wicked witch of the west.

just then, the light ping ping tinkle of the ice cream truck starts up and out of the shrubbery pops up the alpha male munchink, the basso profundo, mustachioed, alpha male, leader of the pack, a huge bomb pop in his pants (AND he's happy to see her)....

... a magic soap bubble floats, floats down, down and 'poof' out of which steps glenda, the good witch.

the ping ping tinkle of the ice cream truck segues into missy elliot's 'work it', which glenda raps in an aggressive manner over poor little dorothy (and her dog, totto, too), grinding on her in the most unseemly fashion....

but that's just me.

Posted by: Debbie's Easy [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 20, 2006 2:11 PM

dammit. i had a chance to audition to be Remedios The Squirrel. but i went out of town that week. life is hard.

Posted by: roger niner at September 27, 2006 1:04 AM

Have you heard 'Prince - Kiss'

I feel peadophillic listening to it in icecream form.

Posted by: j a white at October 11, 2006 10:06 AM

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