"the smartest money you'll spend in your life"

Most customers are buying one for both sides of the bed.

oh my jesus.

that is absolutely necessary for every household.

i think im going to put my bed in the middle of my room so i can have one on every side.

probably bad for angry sleep walkers though

Ah, and just the perfect height for the toddlers!

Makes the perfect Christmas gift!

But what about when I'm *not* in my bed. What about when I'm in the bathroom, or mowing the lawn, or cooking spaghetti bologonaise. I have a right to protect myself then too, don't I?

I'm gonna need me a lot of them there racks (the potty-rack, the mow-rack, the italo-cookery rack) since I can't really drag my bed with me everywhere just so that I have my gun handy.

Nah. I think I'll just stick with my shoulder harness.

It will certainly come in handy when the zombie invasion begins. Or when George declares himself Supreme Ruler of the Universe.

But ingrid is correct, a shoulder harness is a better idea. And a leg harness, lower back, lower leg, etc.

Best to be prepared!

I wonder if they make a little version for handguns and maybe hanging sheaths for knives.

For possibly less volatile situations they could have divorce attorney or plastic surgeon hot buttons on a cord like the hospital does to call nurses.

The possibilities for self protection seem endless.

i live in DC. . .i kinda want one. . .

Both sides of the bed...is that for monogrammed his/hers shotguns, or is this the beginning of a marital arms race?
I know if I was married to a guy who had a gun rack on the bed, I'd at least want a shotgun of my own, plus a Bowie knife under the pillow, a baseball bat wedged between the mattress and the headboard, and a canister of pepper spray in the pocket of my jammies.
Actually, I think I'd rather just have that divorce lawyer call button.

I am not an engineer, but how hard would it be to make a unit for cribs? Now that's innovation.