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March 12, 2008

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'Deeply sorry,' Spitzer to step down by Monday :: if i were to write a joke about this it would include a pun on pros and cons...something about up-holding the CONStitution vs. PROStitution :: anyone?

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What a terrible, intrusive, hypocritical world we live in, sometimes. I get this flashing news story across my computer screen....."Spitzer " etc....
the last big news was "Heath Ledger's death"......ah, who am I kidding? I love this shit.

Posted by: MJ at March 13, 2008 12:28 AM

When Spitz first became governor, he declared that he was a "fucking steamroller." I always thought he used fucking as an adjective, but I guess he meant it as a verb.

I did like the NYPost calling him "Governor Erect."

But as far as puns, I say he's the Prosecution who like the Prostitution.

Peace out!

Posted by: mrsnappy at March 13, 2008 2:26 AM

That's really hard to make funny. I'm still wondering if the hos who went down on him swallowed him or Spitzer.

Posted by: Nolan Bohorquez at March 13, 2008 3:53 AM

Elliot Mess.

Anyone? Is this thing on?

Posted by: Jax at March 14, 2008 1:24 AM

Do you think that prostitution cheapens the act of sex by putting a hefty price tag on it?

Is getting news about politicians in sex scandals better than celebrities sex scandals, because we never had faith in celebrities in the first place?

Then again if you look at some poll numbers for certain politicians it makes you wonder how they got the job in the first place.

What I hate though is that they are trying to humanize the high price call girl Ashley Alexandra Dupre, while demonizing the man who paid for sex with her.

Heh, I guess now I'll due a Wasted Moment about this.

Posted by: Gordon at March 14, 2008 6:34 AM

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