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April 9, 2008

ahh - the wii finally matures

Super Pii Pii Brothers

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April fools!

Posted by: Marc at April 9, 2008 10:21 AM

I see a lot of drunk people playing this.

Having worked at a bar, I can tell you that people could use the training.

Posted by: Martini Agonistes at April 9, 2008 11:33 AM

Gotta love it when you have to strap on the controller.

Posted by: Juana at April 9, 2008 11:42 AM

If only it were real, I would almost want to buy a Wii just for that.

Posted by: Gus at April 9, 2008 2:06 PM

I wonder if there will be a pop and squat version anytime soon.

Posted by: rocco at April 9, 2008 5:33 PM

9 days late but very funny

Posted by: Moatjon at April 9, 2008 6:15 PM

Ha! Yes, part of the nifty little April Fools products bit they did:


Posted by: junkdraws at April 9, 2008 7:46 PM

April Fool's strikes again. And I was ready to buy this game for the sheer novelty. Someone should really take this idea and run with it.

Posted by: Ramon Omar at April 9, 2008 7:48 PM

Yes, every year ThinkGeek sends out it's April Fools Day newsletter. The first time I received one I had no idea that it was just a gag. This year I was expecting it though, but I wish that I wasn't.

Posted by: Erica at April 9, 2008 10:41 PM

Please tell me that's not real. Please.

Posted by: j-schwa at April 10, 2008 12:06 AM

hmmm... the wii-mote vibrates too!

I'm not sure if I like where nintendo is going with this... Once Wii's have the ability to sequence DNA and create sperm cells via miosis, penises will become (very) obsolete!

Posted by: Ted at April 10, 2008 1:09 AM

Girls with Pii Pii's not exactly Nintendosafe.

Posted by: Gordon at April 10, 2008 2:11 AM

erm... me thinks this would make Mr Freud smile

Posted by: Gen at April 10, 2008 6:39 AM

Cool technology, or evidence of a collapsing civilization? Break up into groups and discuss.

I came up with variations using the 'hardware', but they're all pornographic. One was "Repopulator"-- a virus has killed every man on earth. Except you. In fact, the virus has made you super-potent, with absurdly over-productive testicles and megaton-powerful prostate muscles. A steady stream of women line up for... well, you get the idea. There was a simpler one called "Boink". Yes, of course they're sexist and awful, but you giggled anyway, didn't you?
I'm sure there's a female-directed idea in there somewhere, but time presses.

Posted by: Stan at April 10, 2008 1:03 PM

Though while I've always been a bit of a Sony person myself, I must that I found the Wii quite fun- despite the name.

I don't think Nintendo will ever 'mature', and frankly, I hope it doesn't- it is the guilty pleasure of my lost childhood. Games involving urination... well... they embody that.

The Wii is enjoyable in every aspect and it shouldn't be criticized for not being 'mature' enough, as even the gameplay projects the neurotic flailing of childhood sports or the focused hours of light gun practice at the arcade. And the penis jokes always make for a good time.

That's my opinion anyway.

Thanks Ze,

Posted by: Jake Leis at April 10, 2008 2:10 PM

Don't forget to click Add to Cart on the thinkgeek page to find out what this is *really* about. :)

Posted by: cheeken at April 10, 2008 8:58 PM

That was a great April Fools joke.

Posted by: Tanya at April 10, 2008 9:54 PM

That's just ... crazy! Imagine what the kids are gonna do in the bathroom after playing that game! Oh the horror!

And the strap-on look of it ... ;)

Crazy but funny and NOT making its way into my home, at least not until the kids learn to clean up the bathroom without me having to tell them. :D

Posted by: Mats Lindblad at April 11, 2008 5:37 AM

See ladies, it's not as easy as you think.

Posted by: Jax at April 15, 2008 2:28 AM

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