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May 25, 2009

HardTimes :: Illusion

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This should make playing my flute very interesting in the future.

No, really, I'm a flutist! i didn't mean....


Posted by: gypsy sister at May 25, 2009 1:44 PM

the dingos ate my baby...

you so crazy..we so happy

Posted by: nancy pene at May 25, 2009 2:00 PM

Times are harder now that my finger is pregnant...And I don't know if left-side Ze or right side Ze is the father either.

Posted by: Nick at May 25, 2009 7:58 PM

Brilliant. Just brilliant. :3

Posted by: Riss at May 25, 2009 8:25 PM

This is how the experience went for me:
recoil, giggle, make a gross face, giggle again. And, if I'm going to be honest, I threw up a little bit.... twice.

I love it! More!

Posted by: habile b at May 25, 2009 9:34 PM

Too funny. Kind of gross and funny at the same time. Thanks, Ze!!

Posted by: Carla Sonheim at May 25, 2009 10:00 PM


Posted by: Laura at May 26, 2009 5:16 AM

Oooo, I just gotta keep my finger on that dot, baby! Gimme, gimme some!

Posted by: dash at May 26, 2009 9:25 AM

why r u posting vids on youtube now ze? Noooooooo!

If its for the $, I guess it really is hard times....

glad to see u all the same

Posted by: j.w. at May 26, 2009 9:41 AM

My finger is pregnant!

Posted by: Vic at May 26, 2009 10:08 AM

Coffee just splurted out of my nose.

Finger-Child support?

Posted by: Jarod at May 26, 2009 10:33 AM

Ze, you are more than welcome to ump my finger anytime, but please never ever ever sneeze on me and then lick it up again. I feel violated.

Posted by: Kate at May 26, 2009 10:53 AM

Great, now I'll have to go on welfare to support all my fingers' babies.

Posted by: Cel at May 26, 2009 2:03 PM

I see what kind of juxtaposition you did there!

Posted by: Robert at May 26, 2009 4:13 PM

oh, thanks a lot, now i'm gonna raise a baby finger in these hard times!

my lawyers will be in touch, mister Frank!

Posted by: JLago at May 26, 2009 4:19 PM

You got me.

Posted by: D-mac at May 26, 2009 4:33 PM

Ze, you continue to astound. Thanks for that genuine belly laugh.

Posted by: Dan at May 26, 2009 10:05 PM

Love the new series - quite a bit naughtier and I am way-OK with that!

Thanks for the smile :)


Posted by: LizaLS at May 26, 2009 11:10 PM

I watched it twice, I feel so dirty.

Posted by: JP at May 26, 2009 11:20 PM

What am I going to do? My finder had it's whole life ahead of it. And you had to go and screw it all up by getting it pregnant! D=

Hilarious, by the way.

Posted by: Kate at May 27, 2009 12:50 AM

1. That is some form of rape.
2. I didn't take my finger away.

Posted by: nick at May 27, 2009 1:14 PM

Hi Ze
I quickly removed my finger, because my finger is not gay. I think it just did a gay thing.

Posted by: daniel at May 27, 2009 2:12 PM

hehe...found it through entensity.net....laughed my ass off....

great stuff!!!!!!

Posted by: getchaos at May 27, 2009 4:38 PM

That was a good laugh. Thanks Ze :)

Posted by: Tracy at May 27, 2009 9:06 PM


that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet

Posted by: RB at May 28, 2009 1:10 AM

That just made my night. :)

Posted by: typo180 at May 28, 2009 2:16 AM

I can't decide if I should never wash that finger again, or if I should scrub it down to the bone with a Brillo pad.

You miss doing The Show. You know it. Maybe not every day, but you miss it. Okay, fine. WE miss it.

Posted by: ccd at May 28, 2009 10:19 AM

I am mildly disturbed by your unbroken, uninterrupted gaze as you lick off the goo at the end.

Posted by: gifa at May 28, 2009 7:46 PM

Hah. I was wearing gloves. Never touch your screen without protection.

Posted by: Jon at May 29, 2009 8:56 AM

I got 10 fingers Ze.

1 down - 9 to go ...

Posted by: Phil Willis at June 11, 2009 7:04 AM

It was after i shared this video with my girlfriend, that she told me she didn't understand me and that we had no future.

Posted by: Tom at July 4, 2009 7:35 AM

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