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February 24, 2010

places to go :: pigeon on a subway




Please write one thought the pigeon had on this ride. Thank you.
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Comments (217)

is this train heading uptown or downtown? i can't tell.

Posted by: martha_s at February 24, 2010 10:23 PM

I forgot my book.

Posted by: Bri Johnson at February 24, 2010 10:24 PM

"How else am I gonna get downtown? You can never find a cab, and it's FREEZING out there."

Posted by: MJReid at February 24, 2010 10:24 PM

I'm late! I'm late! for a very important date!

Posted by: Sean at February 24, 2010 10:24 PM

"...well, this is counterproductive."

Posted by: Jena at February 24, 2010 10:24 PM

Hmm will i sit down? I mean, I'm only going one stop. oop...and now we've arrived.

Posted by: Zoe at February 24, 2010 10:24 PM

Is this the green line or the red line? Or the circle line? Dagnabbit I always get on this thing going the wrong direction.

Posted by: Jessica at February 24, 2010 10:25 PM

damn tourists.

Posted by: Drew at February 24, 2010 10:25 PM

Just act casual, just act casual. This human disguise is totally working.

Posted by: Torr at February 24, 2010 10:25 PM

"Stupid TTC, late again. If only there was some other way for me to get around town..."

Posted by: vitaminD at February 24, 2010 10:25 PM

I can't seem to find a seat...

Posted by: nic at February 24, 2010 10:25 PM

Strip? Nah, I'm outta here.

Posted by: John at February 24, 2010 10:25 PM

Dang. I need a value meal, fast.

Posted by: mfun at February 24, 2010 10:26 PM

"I should've gotten in the car with the handicapped seating."

Posted by: THOR at February 24, 2010 10:26 PM

"This commute is surprisingly pleasant. I'm glad I have this extra time among people out in the world, in between rest and responsibility."

Posted by: Mike at February 24, 2010 10:26 PM

"Wait ... is this my stop ... no ... err... fuck."

Posted by: Ben at February 24, 2010 10:26 PM

"Mind the gap!? F*** the gap!"

Posted by: Levi at February 24, 2010 10:26 PM

Man, I hate taking public transit when my wings are in the shop.

Posted by: Peter at February 24, 2010 10:26 PM

Crap, missed my stop! I'll have to get off at the next one.

Posted by: TheBon at February 24, 2010 10:26 PM

"Man, that dude with a camera is creeping me out...be cool, Boyd. Be cool."

Yes I named the pigeon Boyd.

Posted by: Charlie at February 24, 2010 10:26 PM

"Is this my stop?"

Posted by: shags at February 24, 2010 10:26 PM

When I was a squab we used to have to walk to the park and it was uphill both ways.

Posted by: Mark at February 24, 2010 10:27 PM

Oh, my stop... which side is the platform on, again?

Posted by: Libbey at February 24, 2010 10:27 PM

Can anyone spare a dollar?

Posted by: Ryan at February 24, 2010 10:27 PM

You looking at me? You looking at me?! Show me the rules that say a homing pigeon has to fly.

Posted by: Andrine at February 24, 2010 10:27 PM

Crap, did I miss my stop?

Posted by: Megiavelli at February 24, 2010 10:27 PM

this is my stop

Posted by: Luke Wiesel at February 24, 2010 10:27 PM

"No one offered me their seat. How rude!"

Posted by: Danny Gallagher at February 24, 2010 10:27 PM

gotta poop, gotta poop, gotta poop.... don't poop.

Posted by: taylor vandiver at February 24, 2010 10:28 PM

Wheeee! No hands!

Posted by: Bradford at February 24, 2010 10:28 PM

"I paid $3 for this?! F your face, Giambrone."

Posted by: Toasterleg at February 24, 2010 10:28 PM

damn dirty-ass city

Posted by: Nathan Brandt at February 24, 2010 10:29 PM

"Could have taken a cab but no... she said go Cheep! Geeze..."

Posted by: JvK at February 24, 2010 10:29 PM

casual and domesticated

Posted by: dejay at February 24, 2010 10:29 PM

"Whew, I almost missed my stop."

Posted by: Kate at February 24, 2010 10:29 PM

"There's a lot of wing room today."

"Do I get off at the stop or the next one? I can never remember where that statue is."

Posted by: am at February 24, 2010 10:30 PM

"Wait, which stop is Central Park?"

Posted by: pi at February 24, 2010 10:30 PM

Pigeon: Man, I hope these disease ridden people aren't getting off at my stop.

Posted by: Todd at February 24, 2010 10:30 PM

Mind the gap.

Posted by: Nick Fellers at February 24, 2010 10:31 PM

One box of matches, two bars of soap and a carton of milk. One box of matches, two bars of soap and a carton of milk... Woah, my stop. One box of matches...

Posted by: Travo at February 24, 2010 10:31 PM

stare stare stare stare food food food food bob bob bob bob bob walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk oh look there's my stop walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk

Posted by: Ben at February 24, 2010 10:32 PM

Thank God! Jay Street....

Posted by: gail at February 24, 2010 10:32 PM

Man, the only empty seats are the handicapped ones right by the door.

Posted by: Jacob at February 24, 2010 10:32 PM

"Is that guy filming me? Yeah, the next stop is my stop, now."

Posted by: alex at February 24, 2010 10:34 PM

I don't understand why I've never had a close friend. Not just someone to hang out with and chat, but a true friend that I can tell my secrets and get advice and understanding. I wish I had that kind of a friendship where I was comfortable enough to share and open myself up emotionally.

Posted by: kiki_miserychic at February 24, 2010 10:34 PM

Damn it I am going to be late for work! The statues aren't going to shit on themselves!

Posted by: lainyjs at February 24, 2010 10:35 PM

"Somebody's videotaping me! How rude! I'm totally tweeting this when I get home."

Posted by: Gavin at February 24, 2010 10:36 PM

"No food here? Bah-bye, then."

Posted by: Chana at February 24, 2010 10:37 PM

Screw the bus. Which way is the conductor's cabin?

Posted by: MsMolly at February 24, 2010 10:38 PM

Oh, this is my stoop.

Posted by: eagleapex at February 24, 2010 10:38 PM

"Damn, I was so transfixed by the hair transplant ad that I forgot to get off at High Park. Bloody hell."

Posted by: Rob at February 24, 2010 10:39 PM

"Why do humans think they can shit all over the place like it doesn't affect anyone else?"

Posted by: sokmaster at February 24, 2010 10:40 PM

"i'll have enough time to get a gyro and get back on"

Posted by: Q-Dragon at February 24, 2010 10:41 PM

"Got any bread? Pigeon's gotta eat. Man these people are weird looking.

Posted by: amylynnpsyd at February 24, 2010 10:43 PM

Oh no, not again...

Posted by: Blake at February 24, 2010 10:43 PM

"I hope they're not outta the good bread. I ain't riskin' my life in this train at 6 AM just for three-day-old bagels."

Posted by: Della at February 24, 2010 10:45 PM

00:00 [WHISTLES "ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW" THEME SONG TO SELF]

00:12 [WHISTLES "NIGHT COURT" THEME SONG TO SELF]

00:19 [WHISTLES "BARNEY MILLER" THEME SONG TO SELF]

00:25 [WHISTLES "THE JEFFERSONS" THEME SONG TO SELF]

Posted by: Jason F. at February 24, 2010 10:46 PM

I just pooped on the floor.

Posted by: DJ at February 24, 2010 10:46 PM

"Why is no one offering food crumbs?"

Posted by: Ruth Temple at February 24, 2010 10:47 PM

That 'pants free' train ride thing was today, right? Right? Oops...

Posted by: limbodog at February 24, 2010 10:47 PM

I may op stay! Eighter lay!

Posted by: Garry Q at February 24, 2010 10:48 PM

Should I have tipped that squirrel? Crap, I should have tipped that squirrel.

Posted by: Chris Magyar at February 24, 2010 10:49 PM

...I wonder if this subway car is lighter if I'm flying in it, or when I'm walking, or if there'd be no difference? Makes ya think...Whoops, my stop!

Posted by: Peter Cook at February 24, 2010 10:51 PM

Coo, coo.

Posted by: Jean-sebastien at February 24, 2010 10:52 PM

If I don't make eye contact, maybe no one will notice I'm having a bad day.

Posted by: Emily at February 24, 2010 10:53 PM

act casual... no one will notice... you're blending in... you're doing it!

Posted by: craig at February 24, 2010 10:53 PM

This train isn't going to Mexico is it? Damn.. I'll get off here and try the next train.

Posted by: AlexHealy at February 24, 2010 10:56 PM

Call da ambalance!

Posted by: holyjuan at February 24, 2010 10:57 PM

"public transport is convenient, but I hate being stuck in a car with all these weirdos"

Posted by: Sven at February 24, 2010 10:59 PM

Coo

Posted by: Anna Cincera at February 24, 2010 10:59 PM

Bernie says the beach seagulls get to eat cheetos that fat ladies throw to 'em so they can pretend their not gonna get more fat, and that's all well and good, but the old fellas here know how to throw down some seed and let's face it, friendship outranks fat ever time for consistency.

Posted by: boo at February 24, 2010 11:04 PM

It's impolite to stare....

Posted by: Amy at February 24, 2010 11:05 PM

"Uch...that pole looks disgusting! I'm not touching that."

Posted by: scotty at February 24, 2010 11:06 PM

Comprehensive health care reform.

Posted by: Zoom at February 24, 2010 11:13 PM

"Sure, subway crumbs are nice, but I'm after cigarette butts."

Posted by: Drew at February 24, 2010 11:13 PM

I miss the good old days when it was so much easier to fly...

Posted by: Karlotta at February 24, 2010 11:14 PM

"To fly, or not to fly...?"

Posted by: mcmac at February 24, 2010 11:14 PM

"Workin' 9 to 5... do do do do do do doo dooo... Barely gettin' by... dum dum dum dee dum dee dee dee..."

Posted by: Michael at February 24, 2010 11:18 PM

Wow, these people are quiet.

Posted by: cn at February 24, 2010 11:21 PM

Looks like just poop targets, no kitties.

Posted by: Xiadix at February 24, 2010 11:27 PM

Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Feelin' like a fowl with my pants on the ground.

Posted by: ike raoul at February 24, 2010 11:30 PM

I just loooove playing that balancing game when the train is braking.... bah...who needs handrails.

Posted by: Szymon at February 24, 2010 11:31 PM

... humans, the rats of the land.

Posted by: Jesse at February 24, 2010 11:31 PM

"What was all that sqawking about? Always sqawking. So disruptive. Gets my neck all in knots that sqawk, I tells ya. Whoap, here's my stop. ... coo coo ca chooo..."

Posted by: jrome at February 24, 2010 11:32 PM

I am a pigeon

Posted by: Lan Bui at February 24, 2010 11:33 PM

"Okay, my stop's coming up soon. Oh, crap, wrong side of the train. Riiiggghhhttt, the platform's through these doors."

Posted by: Christopher Lawson at February 24, 2010 11:35 PM

I can't wait to get home.

Posted by: Jeri Dansky at February 24, 2010 11:38 PM

How is there nothing to eat in this place?

Posted by: Patty at February 24, 2010 11:40 PM

Reminds me of England.

Posted by: TieDyePie at February 24, 2010 11:41 PM

Wasn't this the day we were all supposed to show up for the train with no pants on? Where is everybody?

Posted by: Rich Gould at February 24, 2010 11:41 PM

"Did I remember to turn off the stove before leaving the house?"

Posted by: Szymon at February 24, 2010 11:43 PM

Dude, it's not polite to stare at differently-abled pigeons! Man, some people... I am switching trains. Do NOT follow me.

Posted by: Allison at February 24, 2010 11:50 PM

So, /this/ is what evolution feels like... Meh, sucks.

Posted by: Niall at February 24, 2010 11:52 PM

"Crap! Ticket inspectors!"

Posted by: JonathanB at February 24, 2010 11:53 PM

"Dare to take the subway? Done!"

Posted by: km at February 24, 2010 11:58 PM

I'm supposed to meet my pal Wile E...Has anyone seen him? Wait...he said "Red Line", didn't he? Damn...

http://dogsinthenews.com/issues/0202/articles/020215a.htm

Posted by: Jen at February 25, 2010 12:00 AM

How do those dogs in Moscow figure what stop to get of at?

Posted by: James Myers at February 25, 2010 12:01 AM

Terrorist? Terrorist? Terrorist? No.

Terrorist? Terrorist? Terrorist? No.

Damn, I wish my training had been more specific. I'm outta here.

Posted by: David Kay at February 25, 2010 12:04 AM

wait...i bet this door'll be closer to the exit.

Posted by: the hituation at February 25, 2010 12:04 AM

duuuuuuuh ... ( it is a pigeon )

Posted by: Quinn at February 25, 2010 12:08 AM

Hah... where are your spikes NOW?

Posted by: Damean R at February 25, 2010 12:13 AM

I heart NY

Posted by: Jeff at February 25, 2010 12:15 AM

"Are you my mommy? Are you my mommy? Are you... forget it I'll try next door!!!"

Posted by: Rob at February 25, 2010 12:16 AM

Where are the bread crumbs? People sitting on benches always give me bread crumbs. Oh, so subway benches are different? I'm outta here.

Posted by: Adam at February 25, 2010 12:18 AM

i dont need a ticket, plus flying is overrated. im a maverick....

Posted by: durox at February 25, 2010 12:18 AM

Whatchooo coo coo looking at?

Posted by: Dylan at February 25, 2010 12:25 AM

O fortuna, velut luna statu variabilis, semper crescis aut decrescis!

Posted by: Kevin at February 25, 2010 12:26 AM

Hmm, mmm...it's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me and I'm feeling good..

Posted by: Scbee at February 25, 2010 12:29 AM

23 old people and not one freaking breadcrumb!

Posted by: somejeff at February 25, 2010 12:30 AM

"I am totally the hottest bird on this train."

Posted by: Jess at February 25, 2010 12:35 AM

Ladies and gentleman, if I could please take a moment of your time...

Posted by: Drew at February 25, 2010 12:35 AM

I wonder what the humans on this ride are thinking.

Posted by: Pixi at February 25, 2010 12:44 AM

Is she having an affair? God, I don't know what to do. Are the eggs even mine? Don't cry...

Posted by: James at February 25, 2010 12:47 AM

What's the worst thing she can say? I mean, she's probably really nice, and a little lonely, she'll probably be excited to talk to me... and what's wrong with me anyways? I'm smart, I'm fun to be around... We could go to the Truffaut retrospective, maybe get a curry afterward. I think we'd totally hit it off. Totally. I'm just gonna go ask her if she wants to grab a cup of- oh, god - she's looking right at me... be cool... just walk up and say OH GOD SHE'S LOOKING RIGHT AT ME IMOUTTAHERE.

[PIGEON exits hurriedly; as the doors slide closed, he looks inside the car; she has resumed reading her novel; the train disappears from view]

Pigeon? Chicken, more like. Looks like take out for one again. [walks slowly towards the escalator, which bears an OUT OF ORDER sing; PIGEON sighs, shakes head, climbs stairs]

Posted by: Dave at February 25, 2010 12:54 AM

paparazzi, their always in my face after that one night with paris.

Posted by: Leon at February 25, 2010 12:54 AM

Yeah, who's laughing now, New York City 2010 Marathon officials? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

Posted by: Erik at February 25, 2010 12:59 AM

They were going down all those steps for this?

Posted by: sidewalksiren at February 25, 2010 1:16 AM

It doesn't matter how often I take the subway, it always amazes me that no one talks, but everybody stares.

Posted by: Amber at February 25, 2010 1:23 AM

You know, maybe I WILL write that novel, this breadcrumbs gig is going nowhere and the commute's killing me, oh man did I just lose another feather? Christ how did it come to this?

Posted by: Neil at February 25, 2010 1:46 AM

nah, nah, nah...NOTHING ABOUT THIS MAKE SENSE NO MORE!

Posted by: Ali at February 25, 2010 1:47 AM

i am just a poor pigeon tryin to get off grubs and turn my life around, please donate what you can.

Posted by: ZenMonkey at February 25, 2010 1:49 AM

Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

Posted by: Harland at February 25, 2010 1:56 AM

and they say pidgeons are stupid...

Posted by: Caitie Bendall at February 25, 2010 2:23 AM

thank god this train isn't crowded.

i hate it that I can't reach the strap.

it makes me feel short.

Posted by: andy imboden at February 25, 2010 2:23 AM

...but you're not a man, you're a chicken boo

Posted by: Jaime at February 25, 2010 2:23 AM

When I asked you for directions on migrating south, I was expecting Catalina island and I got Coney Island. Thanks man. Next time I taunt your cat in a window for the entire winter.

Posted by: susie at February 25, 2010 2:45 AM

Somsink iss not rite. I rekoknize NON ov deez peepol.

Posted by: Adem at February 25, 2010 2:57 AM

Don't see why Ghost Dog can't go out for his own oranges...

Posted by: DawningDay at February 25, 2010 3:08 AM

Do I look like a tourist? Ugh I hope I don't look like a tourist. Just blend in; pretend you're going to work. Is this my stop? Oh god I don't know, I should probably ask someone. Wait, no, show resolve. Ok let's just get off here anyway and hope for the best.

Posted by: Jofo at February 25, 2010 3:12 AM

Can't a bird have a brain??? what's all this fuss about???

Posted by: GatoPreto at February 25, 2010 3:37 AM

What are you looking at?! I pay my taxes too, buddy!

Posted by: Declan at February 25, 2010 3:48 AM

Shit and turn just out of shot.

Posted by: Sarah Woolley at February 25, 2010 4:18 AM

did I remember to turn lock the door? Hmmm, I think did forget.

Posted by: Mark at February 25, 2010 4:50 AM

*sigh* I hope she remembered the groceries...

Posted by: Sean C at February 25, 2010 5:10 AM

This is the new deal: I don't take up a seat, you guys look the other way on the statue defecation.

Posted by: Christian at February 25, 2010 5:42 AM

Where the heck am I? Where did this damn magician go? I was supposed to reappear out of a top hat, not a tube coach!

Posted by: Michel Koch at February 25, 2010 7:10 AM

"Ladies and Gentlemen, sorry to bother you, I am coopless and out here trying to make something of my life..."

Posted by: REG at February 25, 2010 7:23 AM

What's this? This is...why...this is brilliant! This saves so much time and energy and I...I can go here, and there and...what...what...I'm going to do a little shopping.

Posted by: Tanya Eby at February 25, 2010 7:24 AM

Mo Williams rules!

Posted by: Ted Wright at February 25, 2010 7:27 AM

*Squeeeel* Mmrph-mm-rtp. Hmm-rrp tra-mm-m uptowmmm-mm-fmt *squeeel* A, C, mrph, tph, one, tmmee, *squeel* expre-ssh to, ffy. Nexx staa wcc mmrph ffr *squeeeel*.

Wow, they were right. 'As the crow flies' really doesn't work down here. Is that gum?!

Posted by: Skoti-Alain at February 25, 2010 8:22 AM

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man no time to talk...
ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive!!!!

Posted by: David Kolenda at February 25, 2010 8:38 AM

"That's the real problem with mathematics, its inability to recognized that are hundred hundredths is very different from seven sevenths and both neither is possibly 'equivalent' to one whole."

Posted by: squant at February 25, 2010 8:40 AM

I could have sworn I left my ipod here.

Posted by: Pip at February 25, 2010 8:52 AM

"ah! the subway's too slow...i'm getting outta here...can't believe i actually thought this would be better than flying...sheesh"

Posted by: apurva at February 25, 2010 9:14 AM

I should have thought of this years ago! And all along I've been flapping my wings like an idiot!

Posted by: Ben at February 25, 2010 9:22 AM

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Posted by: Ted Wright at February 25, 2010 9:44 AM

That guy reeks...*walks away*...Aw shit. Some freakin' tourist with a camera...Maybe someone'll mug him. Hehe...*walks away*...I wonder if everyone's hanging out at the Pole today...I hope Morton isn't there. He is such a moron...Is that guy still lookin at me? Christ! People are such freaks! Can't even ride the damn train without some freak ruining it...This city sucks anymore. Maybe I should move. I'd miss Rita too much though. Maybe I could...*gets off train*

Posted by: Nan at February 25, 2010 10:19 AM

Hey, I thought this was "pigeons ride free" day. Where's everybody at?

Posted by: David at February 25, 2010 11:15 AM

"Legs... great, now I have that ZZTop song stuck in my head".

Posted by: blair at February 25, 2010 11:24 AM

"Doin' the (coo coo) pigeon ... doin' the (coo coo) pigeon ... dancin' a little smidgeon of the kind of ballet, sweeps me away ... doin' the (coo coo) ... "

Posted by: Mike Harris at February 25, 2010 11:30 AM

Hope I get there before all the good perches are taken!

Posted by: Paula B at February 25, 2010 11:35 AM

"Fish gotta swim, birds gotta ride,
I'm gonna love man 'til I ..." wait...how does that go again?

Posted by: Betsy at February 25, 2010 11:59 AM

I wonder if same force pulling me this way and that way is the same force that pulls me toward the ground while in flight?

Posted by: Matt at February 25, 2010 11:59 AM

Damn it. I thought today was No Pants Subway Ride Day (http://improveverywhere.com/missions/the-no-pants-subway-ride/).

Now, everyone is staring at me because I left my pants at home.

Posted by: David W. at February 25, 2010 12:11 PM

"...ummm....errrr..... Oh!"

Posted by: Chris at February 25, 2010 12:43 PM

No longer allowed to drive the bus, the pigeon was left with no choice but to take the subway.

Posted by: Carina at February 25, 2010 12:45 PM

but Burt told me these subways were tasty

Posted by: Chris at February 25, 2010 1:08 PM

"When in Rome..."

Posted by: nicholas at February 25, 2010 1:37 PM

Pick up eggs, milk, coffee.

Posted by: jeano at February 25, 2010 1:56 PM

There's never a newspaper when you need one. Is there on over there? No. Over there? Oh well, here's my stop.

Posted by: Mountzionryan at February 25, 2010 2:14 PM

"Is it terrible that my favorite part of my work day is the commute?"

Posted by: Evan at February 25, 2010 2:30 PM

WHAT THE BALLS?

*cuu cooo cu cu cooo?*

Posted by: anders at February 25, 2010 2:56 PM

Treat?
Treat?
Treat?
Treat?
Treat?

Jeez - what a bunch of losers...

Posted by: Marianne at February 25, 2010 3:13 PM

If I don't take a cab right now I'll miss my flight.

Posted by: Thomas at February 25, 2010 3:18 PM

Sucks you can't smoke in here.

Posted by: EatTheWorld at February 25, 2010 4:06 PM

Union Station? Now *that's* a burrito!

Posted by: John at February 25, 2010 4:23 PM

I hope this thing don't lurch again, cause I ain't got hands to grab the bar.

Posted by: summachick at February 25, 2010 5:03 PM

"koo koo ka choo mrs. robin son... - honey, I'm home!"

Posted by: nader at February 25, 2010 5:39 PM

"Sod bloody cooking tonight, it's takeaway for kids' tea and a bottle of red for meself in front of telly."

Posted by: Molly at February 25, 2010 5:55 PM

What?!? It's quicker than flying all the way down town!

Posted by: Chuck at February 25, 2010 6:08 PM

I don't know how Big Bird pulls this off

Posted by: Angelo at February 25, 2010 6:19 PM

Boy I am glad I am off that thing

Posted by: Marilyn at February 25, 2010 6:38 PM

What the hell ever made me think traveling underground would be a good idea? I've never seen a worm or gopher get any where fast, and yet I just had to try it. Screw this mass transit crap, I'm gettin' some air.

Posted by: john at February 25, 2010 9:17 PM

...Jesus, this sucks. How do they do it? Wings ROCK!!!

Posted by: theater d at February 25, 2010 11:28 PM

Stupid fuckin chicken

Posted by: Larry at February 26, 2010 1:34 AM

Where is everybody? Is it a holiday?

Posted by: Melissa at February 26, 2010 1:54 AM

Have you seen my dog ?

Posted by: Jayp at February 26, 2010 5:02 AM

Still faster to fly.

Posted by: joan at February 26, 2010 8:44 AM

I can't believe I got a DUI...

Posted by: Mark at February 26, 2010 9:55 AM

Enter a no-fly zone ONE TIME. ONE TIME! And now I have to ride the train with these losers.

Posted by: Jacob at February 26, 2010 10:17 AM

"Did him, did him, did her... oh! there's someone I haven't pooped on yet!
Better go before he sees me..."

Posted by: kernelPANIC at February 26, 2010 10:32 AM

"This isn't the train that goes south for the winter!"

Posted by: Sam at February 26, 2010 12:17 PM

I wish I could have gotten a seat.

Posted by: Jasmine at February 26, 2010 12:52 PM

"Yeah, go ahead and stare; I'm getting a free ride."

Posted by: ThomasTheCat at February 26, 2010 12:57 PM

Flying is overrated, rail FTW!

Posted by: Todd at February 26, 2010 2:28 PM

"I got on east bound right? Man I'm never sure about these things, last time I ended up in Queens, that wasn't pleasant. Maybe I should ask somebody. No, then everyone will know I don't have a clue, I'll probably get mugged... was that guy on my last train? I wonder if he's following me, don't look at him... damn it he saw me. I'm gonna get mugged."

Posted by: Michael H at February 26, 2010 4:22 PM

Flying is for suckers

Posted by: Mark at February 26, 2010 5:37 PM

Bum bum need to buy Bread, jam, chips and...
Shit forgot to pick up coco!!
Gotta get off, Gotta get off, Gotta get off!!

Posted by: Henriette at February 26, 2010 6:02 PM

gotta find the guy who's acting like a pigeon!
when i get my hands on that voodoo shamen...

Posted by: dbt at February 27, 2010 5:50 AM

No, don't get up, I'll stand. Jerk.

Posted by: onmejack at February 27, 2010 12:08 PM

"hmm.. dnt think about running water... few minutes and i'll be there..."
obviously it needs to go ;)

Posted by: SaramiR at February 27, 2010 4:41 PM

Where did I drop my "I slept with Adam Giambrone" pin?

Posted by: Calamity at February 28, 2010 1:08 AM

tough crowd.

Posted by: ingrid at February 28, 2010 7:26 PM

mind the gap

Posted by: sharp at February 28, 2010 9:32 PM

so this is what the rats have been telling me about...

Posted by: stev at March 1, 2010 5:32 AM

Crap...what stop is this? I can't hear anything on that s**t speaker! I would ask someone but...Man! I wish I could talk

Posted by: fortjohnson at March 1, 2010 12:51 PM

Christ, the nerve of this guy taking the video of me like that! I'm outta here, asshole. Next time, I'm just gonna fly.

Posted by: Brandon at March 1, 2010 4:01 PM

"I don't know why I ever let my wife convince me to get my wings clipped...."

Posted by: Spikey at March 1, 2010 7:51 PM

Stupid TSA No Fly List; this is embarrassing!

Posted by: Valerie at March 1, 2010 10:05 PM

okthanksbye.

Posted by: Lisa at March 2, 2010 2:25 PM

flying is so, like, 2009!

Posted by: linda at March 3, 2010 4:23 PM

I keep telling her it's more than a wing spasm and she keeps blowing me off. Well I'll show her. I told her I'd take the damn subway and by golly, I'm going to take the damn subway!

Posted by: Raina at March 4, 2010 4:11 AM

My dreams are nothing like were meant to be.

Posted by: Erik at March 4, 2010 1:23 PM

She said she would be the one with the dark breast and short tail feathers...

Posted by: Cheryl at March 7, 2010 1:06 AM

Is this the downtown train? I need to be headed south. I think that's downtown. Oh no. What if I got on the wrong train? I should get off and ask the station manager before I go any further.

Posted by: 20something at March 9, 2010 11:20 AM

This public transit shit is for the birds

Posted by: Brenden Martin at March 14, 2010 7:00 PM

Gotta go...gotta go...when will those **** doors open...gotta go....Should not have visited that bird bath before getting on the train....gott go...gotta go...GOTTA GO

Posted by: Dennis Wooldridge at March 15, 2010 4:18 PM

You guys got fat while everybody starved on the street, now it's my turn. If a nickel bag gets sold in the park I want IN!

I'll be at the Plaza Hotel.

Posted by: grayamc at March 15, 2010 4:19 PM

Miniskirts over here...? Nope. How about over here...? Damn.

Posted by: Rocco at March 15, 2010 10:06 PM

Stinky, stinky, stinky.

Posted by: msinnh at March 18, 2010 2:07 AM

am in a train! shit i hear this human flu is dangerous

Posted by: Tony at March 21, 2010 12:42 PM

Runnymede? I thought it was Spadina!

Posted by: Ooster at March 23, 2010 8:11 AM

Fuck, I hope I didn't leave my wallet on the train.

Posted by: Erin at March 25, 2010 11:59 PM

Stop looking at my ass

Posted by: Keegan at March 31, 2010 11:17 AM

I think that guy is following me... I better take the next train...

Posted by: Julián at April 14, 2010 1:31 PM

stay calm and just put the money in the bag, no one has to get huuuur..... shit forgot BAG!!!!!!

Posted by: tony coppin at April 19, 2010 5:32 PM

this is where the homing part of my description would come in handy...

Posted by: lauren at April 20, 2010 6:03 PM

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