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rapscalious rob 08-26-2003 09:54 PM

1. I would like to take some sort of drug
2. To swirl my mind into a fug
3. becoming less shy
4. I would shout at the sky

zenbabe 08-26-2003 10:36 PM

1. I would like to take some sort of drug
2. To swirl my mind into a fug
3. becoming less shy
4. I would shout at the sky
5. And then many more beers I would chug

funkytuba 08-27-2003 02:41 AM

1. Incorporate only in Delaware

dinzdale 08-27-2003 01:54 PM

1. Incorporate only in Delaware
2. was a mail order firm selling undewear.

nycwriters 08-27-2003 02:14 PM

1. Incorporate only in Delaware
2. was a mail order firm selling undewear.
3. from silk to frilly

funkytuba 08-27-2003 03:15 PM

1. Incorporate only in Delaware
2. was a mail order firm selling undewear.
3. from silk to frilly
4. they'd cover your willy

ambo 08-27-2003 05:40 PM

1. Incorporate only in Delaware
2. was a mail order firm selling undewear.
3. from silk to frilly
4. they'd cover your willy
5. and were guaranteed never to tear
(except on dinz)

Audreyvgs 08-27-2003 11:03 PM

1. I telephoned him to be sure,

funkytuba 08-28-2003 04:37 AM

1. I telephoned him to be sure
2. that our plans for a date would endure

RuneT 08-28-2003 05:49 AM

1. I telephoned him to be sure
2. that our plans for a date would endure
3. he said, yes Christine

dinzdale 08-28-2003 05:45 PM

1. I telephoned him to be sure
2. that our plans for a date would endure
3. he said, "yes Christine.
4. If you know what I mean"

malina 08-28-2003 06:49 PM

1. I telephoned him to be sure
2. that our plans for a date would endure
3. he said, "yes Christine.
4. If you know what I mean"
5. I am doubtful his motives were pure...

chuckie egg 08-29-2003 07:59 AM

1. I love mayonaise its just yummy

dinzdale 08-29-2003 09:38 AM

1. I love mayonaise its just yummy
2. I spread it all over my tummy

RuneT 08-29-2003 11:20 AM

1. I love mayonaise its just yummy
2. I spread it all over my tummy
3. I rub in big circles

malina 08-29-2003 01:52 PM

1. I love mayonaise its just yummy
2. I spread it all over my tummy
3. I rub in big circles
4. and i pray for mircles

ambo 08-29-2003 02:23 PM

1. I love mayonaise its just yummy
2. I spread it all over my tummy
3. I rub in big circles
4. and i pray for mircles
5. but after eight hours, it gets scummy

nycwriters 08-29-2003 09:06 PM

1. ten full little bottles in a row

ambo 08-29-2003 10:13 PM

1. ten full little bottles in a row
2. there might be five - i honestly don't know

Audreyvgs 08-29-2003 11:41 PM

1. ten full little bottles in a row
2. there might be five - i honestly don't know
3. I have double vision





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Honey, do you know where I put my syntax?:p

Morpheus 09-01-2003 11:42 AM

1. ten full little bottles in a row
2. there might be five - i honestly don't know
3. I have double vision
4. and it's time to make a decision

Neo 09-01-2003 11:48 AM

1. ten full little bottles in a row
2. there might be five - i honestly don't know
3. I have double vision
4. and it's time to make a decision
5. should i the red or the blue pill swallow?

zenbabe 09-01-2003 02:52 PM

1. This morning I think I will plant flowers

moel 09-01-2003 02:54 PM

1. This morning I think I will plant flowers
2. And roll around in the dirt for hours

zenbabe 09-01-2003 02:58 PM

1. This morning I think I will plant flowers
2. And roll around in the dirt for hours
3. I will be so very dirty

moel 09-01-2003 03:18 PM

1. This morning I think I will plant flowers
2. And roll around in the dirt for hours
3. I will be so very dirty
4. But when the clock hits three-thirty

AllegroNg 09-01-2003 06:36 PM

1. This morning I think I will plant flowers
2. And roll around in the dirt for hours
3. I will be so very dirty
4. But when the clock hits three-thirty
5. My girlie and I need some showers;)

zenbabe 09-01-2003 08:16 PM

1. I just opened a bottle of wine

moel 09-01-2003 08:18 PM

1. I just opened a bottle of wine
2. And i'm startin' to feel just fine

zenbabe 09-01-2003 08:20 PM

1. I just opened a bottle of wine
2. And i'm startin' to feel just fine
3. Since vacation is over

Audreyvgs 09-01-2003 08:59 PM

_________________________:rolleyes:

funkytuba 09-02-2003 08:53 PM

1. I just opened a bottle of wine
2. And i'm startin' to feel just fine
3. Since vacation is over
4. It's time to discover

Audreyvgs 09-03-2003 12:48 AM

1. I just opened a bottle of wine
2. And i'm startin' to feel just fine
3. Since vacation is over
4. It's time to discover
5. Something creative to do with my time

nycwriters 09-03-2003 04:45 PM

You really have to stop farting

funkytuba 09-03-2003 08:30 PM

You really have to stop farting
Or we very soon will be parting

zenbabe 09-03-2003 08:38 PM

You really have to stop farting
Or we very soon will be parting
You smell really bad

funkytuba 09-03-2003 09:25 PM

You really have to stop farting
Or we very soon will be parting
You smell really bad
It's making me mad

zefrank 09-03-2003 10:32 PM

You really have to stop farting
Or we very soon will be parting
You smell really bad
It's making me mad
and I'm sure your butt cheecks are smarting

zenbabe 09-03-2003 10:33 PM

I am happy my butt cheeks are smart

Audreyvgs 09-03-2003 11:37 PM

I am happy my butt cheeks are smart
but I think that its not my best part







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