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maychorian 10-27-2003 05:24 PM

The gladiator fought without a sword
and was killed like an apple being cored
What he didn't see coming
was above a mace humming
In the hand of a ticked off warlord

slurpeedemon 10-27-2003 06:10 PM

This printout is taking forever

nycwriters 10-27-2003 06:14 PM

This printout is taking forever
Bah technology, all ties I'll sever

funkytuba 10-27-2003 06:17 PM

This printout is taking forever
Bah technology, all ties I'll sever
A cave to inhabit

slurpeedemon 10-27-2003 06:19 PM

This printout is taking forever
Bah technology, all ties I'll sever
A cave to inhabit
or a hole, like a rabbit

Coffee 10-27-2003 06:36 PM

This printout is taking forever
Bah technology, all ties I'll sever
A cave to inhabit
or a hole, like a rabbit
I'd have to give up zeboard...never

Klynne 10-27-2003 07:02 PM

There once was a horrible dentist

zenbabe 10-27-2003 07:17 PM

There once was a horrible dentist
who, when delivering pain would insist..

maychorian 10-27-2003 07:51 PM

There once was a horrible dentist
who, when delivering pain would insist..
that his quaint little drill

Klynne 10-27-2003 07:51 PM

There once was a horrible dentist
who, when delivering pain would insist..
Upon tickling my belly

Klynne 10-27-2003 07:53 PM

Sorry. Just ignore my post and go with M's

maychorian 10-27-2003 07:55 PM

There once was a horrible dentist
who, when delivering pain would insist..
Upon tickling my belly
with an antennae telly
That ignorance really was bliss

:)

Klynne 10-27-2003 07:58 PM

[There once was a horrible dentist
who, when delivering pain would insist..
that his quaint little drill
Would give me a thrill

maychorian 10-27-2003 07:59 PM

There once was a horrible dentist
who, when delivering pain would insist..
that his quaint little drill
Would give me a thrill
But I begged to differ (with my fist)

Klynne 10-27-2003 09:18 PM

Whenever I go out for a walk

zenbabe 10-27-2003 09:36 PM

Whenever I go out for a walk
Townsfolk take exception to gawk

Klynne 10-27-2003 09:41 PM

(sorry I screwed up)

Klynne 10-27-2003 10:16 PM

(screwed up again)

Klynne 10-27-2003 10:18 PM

Whenever I go out for a walk
Townfolk take exception to gawk
What could it be?

Coffee 10-27-2003 10:40 PM

Whenever I go out for a walk
Townfolk take exception to gawk
What could it be?
Why do they stare at me?

Klynne 10-28-2003 12:18 AM

ooopssss

Klynne 10-28-2003 12:20 AM

Whenever I go out for a walk
Townfolk take exception to gawk
What could it be?
Why do they stare at me?
Is it because I am packing a glock?

Klynne 10-28-2003 01:30 AM

It is time to go to bed

Audreyvgs 10-28-2003 01:32 AM

It is time to go to bed
I yawn and scratch my head

funkytuba 10-28-2003 05:26 AM

It is time to go to bed
I yawn and scratch my head,
Fluff pillows and sheets

Klynne 10-28-2003 08:16 PM

]It is time to go to bed
I yawn and scratch my head,
Fluff pillows and sheets
While eating sweet meats,

Coffee 10-28-2003 11:59 PM

It is time to go to bed
I yawn and scratch my head,
Fluff pillows and sheets
While eating sweet meats,
High Cal., Heart attack, I'm dead.

Klynne 10-29-2003 12:53 AM

Keno is an addictive game

Audreyvgs 10-29-2003 12:57 AM

Keno is an addictive game
I don't play well, to my great shame

Klynne 10-29-2003 12:59 AM

Keno is an addictive game
I don't play well, to my great shame
When I lose all my money

Audreyvgs 10-29-2003 01:02 AM

Keno is an addictive game
I don't play well, to my great shame
When I lose all my money
ta-ta, says my honey

Klynne 10-29-2003 01:20 AM

Keno is an addictive game
I don't play well, to my great shame
When I lose all my money
ta-ta, says my honey
He says I only have myself to blame

Klynne 10-29-2003 01:23 AM

Why are you so mystical?

laughingbuddha 10-29-2003 02:01 AM

Why are you so mystical?
When you need to be analytical

Klynne 10-29-2003 02:14 AM

Why are you so mystical?
When you need to be analytical
Is your head up your bum?

laughingbuddha 10-29-2003 03:32 AM

Why are you so mystical?
When you need to be analytical
Is your head up your bum?
Maybe yours, is that why you beat the drum?

Coffee 10-29-2003 01:54 PM

Why are you so mystical?
When you need to be analytical
Is your head up your bum?
Maybe yours, is that why you beat the drum?
Cant we all jus be sarcastical?

maychorian 10-29-2003 04:56 PM

I'm having trouble with my lifestyle

Coffee 10-29-2003 05:47 PM

I'm having trouble with my lifestyle
It's been going on for a long while.

zenbabe 10-29-2003 05:51 PM

I'm having trouble with my lifestyle
It's been going on for a long while.
Though I know i'm not gay


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