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Hyakujo's Fox 01-15-2005 06:08 AM

A striking young girl came from Delhi

Large Marge 01-15-2005 06:46 AM

A striking young girl came from Delhi
with her tuba, a duck and a house key

Hyakujo's Fox 01-15-2005 08:30 AM

A striking young girl came from Delhi
with her tuba, a duck and a house key
the tuba she would blow

Marcus Bales 01-15-2005 01:30 PM

A striking young girl came from Delhi
with her tuba, a duck and a house key
the tuba she'd blow
deep, wet, and slow

Hyakujo's Fox 01-15-2005 11:53 PM

A striking young girl came from Delhi
with her tuba, a duck on her belly
the tuba she'd blow
deep, wet, and slow
as the duck read from Machiavelli

Large Marge 01-16-2005 01:26 AM

Why is life taken so seriously

Marcus Bales 01-16-2005 01:40 AM

Another young girl, from Darjeeling,

Large Marge 01-16-2005 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales
Another young girl, from Darjeeling,


Ok, we don't have to use mine.


Another young girl from Darjeeling
left a man broken-hearted and reeling

Hyakujo's Fox 01-16-2005 02:08 AM

Why is life taken so seriously
when it could be taken deliriously


Another young girl from Darjeeling
left a man broken-hearted and reeling
he cried hard for six days

trisherina 01-16-2005 03:45 AM

Why is life taken so seriously
when it could be taken deliriously
All of that sturm und drang


Another young girl from Darjeeling
left a man broken-hearted and reeling
he cried hard for six days
and then started a blaze

Marcus Bales 01-16-2005 03:50 AM

Why is life taken so seriously
when it could be taken deliriously
All that sturm und that drang
That Brunhilde sang

Another young girl from Darjeeling
left a man broken-hearted and reeling
he cried for six days
and then started a blaze
They could see from both Charlotte and Wheeling.

funkytuba 01-16-2005 04:32 AM

Why is life taken so seriously
when it could be taken deliriously
All that sturm und that drang
That Brunhilde sang
can now only end deleteriously

Gatsby 01-16-2005 06:54 AM

When faced with a weird situation

trisherina 01-16-2005 06:56 AM

When faced with a weird situation
Remember Earth's daily rotation

Gatsby 01-16-2005 06:59 AM

When faced with a weird situation
Remember Earth's daily rotation
We endlessly spin

Smartypants 01-16-2005 07:09 AM

When faced with a weird situation
Remember Earth's daily rotation
We endlessly spin
'round our yang with our yin

trisherina 01-16-2005 07:11 AM

When faced with a weird situation
Remember Earth's daily rotation
We endlessly spin
'round our yang with our yin,
Resulting in endless frustration.

Gatsby 01-16-2005 07:37 AM

A madd'ning, incurable tic

Kerin 01-16-2005 09:00 AM

A madd'ning incurable tic
On my neck it has chosen to stick

Marcus Bales 01-16-2005 01:48 PM

A madd'ning incurable tic
On my neck it has chosen to stick
On some days it twitches
On others it itches

Coffee 01-16-2005 08:47 PM

A madd'ning incurable tic
On my neck it has chosen to stick
On some days it twitches
On others it itches
Damn this damn two foot long dick.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-16-2005 11:45 PM

The police evidence is damning

Kerin 01-17-2005 12:12 AM

The police evidence is damning
Oh look! The space ship is landing

Marcus Bales 01-17-2005 12:53 AM

The police evidence is damning
Oh look! The space ship is landing!
That should occupy them
While I slide right by them

Large Marge 01-17-2005 07:40 AM

The police evidence is damning
Oh look! The space ship is landing!
That should occupy them
While I slide right by them
and flee the scene of this misunderstanding

Hyakujo's Fox 01-17-2005 08:42 AM

Aliens visiting the Earth

Marcus Bales 01-17-2005 01:25 PM

Aliens visiting Earth
Often collapse into mirth

daverbee 01-17-2005 02:30 PM

Aliens visiting Earth
Often collapse into mirth
Thay laugh and they giggle

Marcus Bales 01-17-2005 05:57 PM

Aliens visiting Earth
Often collapse into mirth
They laugh and they giggle
Their antennae wiggle

trisherina 01-17-2005 06:09 PM

Aliens visiting Earth
Often collapse into mirth
They laugh and they giggle
Their antennae wiggle
But they let us be, for what it's worth.

madasacutsnake 01-18-2005 04:26 AM

A luminous one-eyed gastropod

trisherina 01-18-2005 04:56 AM

A luminous one-eyed gastropod
Said, "Hail to me: I am overlord!"

madasacutsnake 01-18-2005 08:30 AM

A luminous one-eyed gastropod
Said, "Hail to me: I am overlord!"
"I am squid, hear me roar!"

Marcus Bales 01-18-2005 01:56 PM

A luminous one-eyed gastropod
Said, "Hail to me: I am overlord!
"I am squid, hear me roar!
I have warned you before

trisherina 01-19-2005 02:02 AM

A luminous one-eyed gastropod
Said, "Hail to me: I am overlord!
"I am squid, hear me roar!
I have warned you before
Now I'll fry you in batter, like cod.

madasacutsnake 01-19-2005 09:04 AM

It's considered chic to grill, not fry

Marcus Bales 01-19-2005 12:43 PM

It's chic now to grill, and not fry
And drive on vacation, not fly

daverbee 01-19-2005 01:11 PM

It's chic now to grill, and not fry
And drive on vacation, not fly
Tho' not rich, we're all healthy

Hyakujo's Fox 01-20-2005 12:00 AM

It's chic now to grill, and not fry
And drive on vacation, not fly
Tho' not rich, we're all healthy
ain't that better than wealthy?

madasacutsnake 01-20-2005 01:50 AM

It's chic now to grill, and not fry
And drive on vacation, not fly
Tho' not rich, we're all healthy
ain't that better than wealthy?
Wrong thread >> Limerick ends in a "y"!


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