From Mental Floss' profile of Kim Jong-Un's older brother:
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To escape North Korea’s long-range missiles. |
i stole your sleep
it just dawned on me and for that i am eternally sorry |
Hours of laughs
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Highlights from the Audubon Society/President Obama twitter feud courtesy of The Onion.
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PRAISE GILGAMESH
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*"turn location services on?
*Please turn location services on to get the best user experience from your att wireless service or some such ^paraphrased :) :) :) |
i wrote a note to some blog owner and got this as a confirmation:
"your submission was successful !" |
^congratulations!
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral... |
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post something that made you chuckle today...
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I'm here!
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^"Texas made"...sigh.
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Found a good TV app called Pluto.TV that has a whole chunk of comedy stations, not just commercial standup but sketch comedy and internet comedy: I feel like this does a good job of making it seem like you're still watching TV even though it's internet content... For some strange reason, I really like the concept of channels and shows, even if it is, ultimately, always-available internet content... Here's the standup channel: http://pluto.tv/#!&channel=StandUp
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"gateway timeout"
^Now that is something I cans get on board with! Zdogg, you have Yet again Really outdone Yourself!! Where to send money I wonder ??? |
Didn't work for you? Works for me. No money. All free.
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sure seems to be working for me
No amount of money would be the correct amount |
This made me smile, and I thought about Madasacutsnake:Unsatisfied women in Western art history
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 "I feel likesuing this fellow for stealing my intellectual property!" |
"His character adapts as the story requires, ranging from a bumbling fool to a competent and professional detective into spiritual mysteries. "
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Flanders you guys please believe me when i tell you this is really how it is (more or less) :) :) :) |
I was looking for Father's Day presents and came across this on Etsy:
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^I love this one
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^^ Maybe a tablet with the movie Age of Adaline loaded on it for his next aero flight alone
(is he one that does that?) |
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do you guys remember the code?
ok then, decipher this:: •are we having a baby• I love that one (who came up with it) he is my most favorite ps it's not easy being funny when the world is coming to an end •these two jokers• seem to be ruining it for me |
Brightpearl, is that^^ some sort of a blah blah fish thing?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not sure how to proceed I do see the green light THough |
I hope very few are with me
(because despite everything) I am a loner ps bill gates is playing bridge I get that |
This did
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This story made me laugh: https://thezoeverse.com/pink-taser/ Warning contains anti-Canadian sentiments. And the site in general has adult stuff. :)
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Just popping by to say HI! Hope you all are doing good. Lots of love from your only whorewegian <3
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