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treekisser 08-04-2008 01:06 PM

In hell, bedbugs are found in every bed and are, in fact, a protected species.

monkeyknifightz 08-04-2008 06:11 PM


Originally Posted by treekisser (Post 395521)
In hell, bedbugs are found in every bed and are, in fact, a protected species.


In hell there are 15 minute commercials and 2 minute shows.

clubsamwich 08-05-2008 02:05 PM

In hell, your toaster only has one setting - Burnt Toast

treekisser 08-05-2008 08:08 PM

In hell, everyone chain-smokes. What's to lose?

monkeyknifightz 08-06-2008 11:45 AM

In hell juice is only 1% bona fide juice and milk is 99% fat.

MoJoRiSin 08-06-2008 12:07 PM

In hell no one ever had the time to invent cursive.
(you know cursive writing)

lukkucairi 08-06-2008 12:22 PM

in hell, your roommate smells like aloe bitters

treekisser 08-06-2008 04:01 PM

In hell, you get your choice of roommates -- your last choice!

monkeyknifightz 08-06-2008 05:37 PM

In hell everyone is equal

-equally ****ed.

lukkucairi 08-06-2008 05:50 PM

in hell, that last little bit of headache just won't cure.

Frieda 09-07-2008 07:21 PM

in hell, kidney stones never pass within a few hours.

trisherina 09-08-2008 01:10 AM

In hell all of the genetic consequences are negative.

lukkucairi 09-08-2008 01:26 AM

in hell, the towels all have dog hair.

Frieda 09-08-2008 10:26 AM

in hell, all colleagues are like stinky, spreading themselves like agent smith in the matrix. to get rid of him, you will have to merge with him.


MoJoRiSin 09-08-2008 12:41 PM

in hell, even when you are very wealthy, when you get on a ship to go on a cruise, the ship takes you straight to the town where you live.

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