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imdrsmooth 09-13-2004 04:52 AM

Oh you were thinking of having sex with a corpse?
 
Better not do it in California

priceyfatprude 09-13-2004 04:53 AM

Um...

agentsmith 09-13-2004 05:20 AM

i aint never been caught!

priceyfatprude 09-13-2004 05:23 AM

"My mom's been ****ing a dead guy for 30 years. I call him Dad. "

Name that movie.

HornyScotsman 09-13-2004 05:24 AM

i never considered i wanted 2

agentsmith 09-13-2004 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
"My mom's been ****ing a dead guy for 30 years. I call him Dad. "

Name that movie.

i dont know what movie it is but i want to see it now.

madasacutsnake 09-13-2004 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
"My mom's been ****ing a dead guy for 30 years. I call him Dad. "

Name that movie.

Clerks. You Smith freak.

LadyCrow 09-13-2004 12:11 PM

I was going to say Weekend At Bernie's.

;)

Avalon 09-13-2004 01:43 PM

That's the best law he could come up with?? Guess this means he's kicking Maria (aka Skelator) outa there..HAHAHAHA
yuk

dinzdale 09-13-2004 01:51 PM

Typical Big Government trying to control what goes on in your own homes between consenting adults, blah, blah, blah...next they'll be saying that the living impaired cant get married, blah, blah, blah...it makes my blood boil!!! RANT RANT RANT:mad:

sparticle 09-13-2004 01:55 PM

Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

This is going to ruin Joan Rivers' sex life -- she's been embalmed for twenty-five years.

Aphrodite 09-13-2004 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sparticle
Schwarzenegger outlaws sex with corpses

This is going to ruin Joan Rivers' sex life -- she's been embalmed for twenty-five years.

:D :D :D

Hahahahahaha

rmr 09-13-2004 07:02 PM

it's good to see he's got his priorities straight

sparticle 09-13-2004 07:21 PM

Yeah! I think they should all get stiff sentences!

What? What'd I say?

dinzdale 09-13-2004 07:23 PM

Beale used to date a corpse until some rotten bastard split on him.

Whaaaaat???

sparticle 09-13-2004 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dinzdale
Beale used to date a corpse until some rotten bastard split on him.

Whaaaaat???

hahahahahaaaaaaa gives new meaning to the phrase popping a stiffie!

dinzdale 09-13-2004 07:28 PM

Did the earth move for you ?

sparticle 09-13-2004 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dinzdale
Did the earth move for you ?
HahahaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OMG!

dinzdale 09-14-2004 02:05 PM

I asked Beale was just having casual sex with his grilfriend, but he said the relationship was "dead serious".

agentsmith 09-15-2004 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
Clerks. You Smith freak.
oh i KNOW you didnt just say that...


*revs up the chainsaw*:mad:

zenbabe 09-15-2004 11:06 PM

Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of an elderly woman's corpse.


Sounds like Dinz made a lil side trip to frisco....I hope she was at least still warm man!

madasacutsnake 09-16-2004 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by agentsmith
oh i KNOW you didnt just say that...


*revs up the chainsaw*:mad:

Roundhouse kick to the chainsaw. Axe kick to the head.

Where's you farking chainsaw now then?

priceyfatprude 09-16-2004 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by agentsmith
oh i KNOW you didnt just say that...


*revs up the chainsaw*:mad:

KEVIN Smith. Kevin Smith. Not Agent.


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