after that, you'll still say 0. trust me.

ditto, "trust razormix"

i think i'm using my 7th life right now

almost drowned
got hit by a baseball on my throat
had a nasty stalker with a knife after me
dodged 4 wheelie bins falling from the truck that was driving in front of me at 120km/h
serotonin syndrome
anafylactic shock

and i swear i'm not going to fwk this one up :)


edited to add: i only thought i was going to die twice of all these events-- the wheelie bin incident on the highway and the anafylactic shit. the other times i wasn't really worried. the doctors were, though.

okay, let's see

- in seventh grade, every day when I walked the neighbor's dog, being stalked by Timmy (the 21-year-old neighbor guy who burned down his parents' house and threatened to kill them) because I was "the only one who was ever nice to him." My brother told me he was "crazier than a three-dollar bill", then told my parents and then I lost my dog-walking job. Not sure if that really counts.

-teenage suicide attempt. What a lucky idiot.
-motorcycle accident
-a couple of drug-related incidents
-talked my way out of a kidnapping situation. Again, I was a lucky idiot.
-got a bad feeling about a creep once, turned him down and then saw his composite drawing on the news the next day, wanted for murder.
-cancer survivor - that was kind of a biggie.

I'm pretty sure I'm immortal and cat rules do not apply, but if they did, I'd have at least one more coming.

playing so many PC games messed up my mind a bit, so I also think I'm immortal -- :o

about the same as Brynn's numbers except for the first one,

and, almost, by laughing at posts on this board...

qotd20080814

¿ it's 3:00 a.m. - what the hell are you doing out of bed ?

it's 13:26 and i'm at work doing nothing!

It's 13:50 and I'm at work, doing something extremely serious. Right now, at this very moment. Don't tell anyone. ;)

20080815QOTD

6 out of 10

6. quietly inspired.

I got 5 Professor Roze.

let's just say I got something in the quietly inspired range.

4 -"-

5

Jeeebuz some of them looked painful.

Question of the Day:
Anderson Cooper is following me on Twitter, who's following you?

a couple of german nutters.
i wish they would stop.

:(

i'm following myself

chasing, actually

I don't currently twitter.
Just as well, haven't got time...for anything!
Bleah!

Nobody. Why - have you heard something?

I follow Jack ^^

AND I LOVE IT!!! :)

Some men's eyes ;)

so it seems

Q for 04/09/08:

¿ Who's that ?

Q1: Be happy.
Q2: Lot's wife, turned lithic

Oops, you were faster by a min β cyg.... :o

1) I love a happy.

2) A dude running to get the subway.

1) got happy, be love

2) me, before the annual antifreeze injection in October

1) got happy love job, need want happy happy love

2) Robespierre

1) I need to be happy.

2) It's Lukkucairi's Burning Man statue's off-season form.

1. Ice statue of Shiva (aka Siva) Nataraja

2..(impossible to put into words but i will try..)
copy and paste:::

FATHER'S BALANCING CRITERIA FOR THE RAPTURE: FIT BRIDE
1st Criterion: GOD Endowers Bride and Does All the Work of Making Her Fit, Eph 2:10.
(Parallel passage is Phili1:6.)
[[if this is not appropriate
just delete and forget about it
*thank you for understanding]]

don't thank me because I don't understand

cant stand that arts so ununderstandable sometimes understand?

yeah.

to be a happy money love, i need! want! have got! job


it's the blue archer melting into a swiss mountain lake, looking self-consciously into the camera while his picture is being taken by a tourist. it was never his intention to be seen before completely disappearing again.

social networking sites-- myspace, facebook, linkedin, flickr, youtube, vimeo, twitter, hoffspace

are you on them? what are you getting out of it? is it useful?? convince me. :p

(Hoffspace...ur serious? r u hoffspace member #1? :D )

I have a Myspace page, most of the rest of that list is foreign to me.
Myspace is basically useless to me...but I can't be bothered to cancel it.