Next time, I'll order a steak
Of nothing spicy will I partake
Not a dab of horseradish
on cuisines that are faddish

Next time, I'll order a steak
Of nothing spicy will I partake
Not a dab of horseradish
on cuisines that are faddish
So I don't end up like Ricky Lake

Ricki Lake is a bountiful lass

Ricki Lake is a bountiful lass
I adore every gram of her mass

Ricki Lake is a bountiful lass
I adore every gram of her mass
Some of her assets I really adore

Ricki Lake is a bountiful lass
I adore every gram of her mass
Some of her assets I really adore
all I ask for is more

Ricki Lake is a bountiful lass
I adore every gram of her mass
Some of her assets I really adore
all I ask for is more
and a close up shot of her ass

I don't think I heard what you said

I don't think I heard what you said
through the pillow you had on my head

I don't think I heard what you said
through the pillow you had on my head
I was just trying to play

I don't think I heard what you said
through the pillow you had on my head
I was just trying to play
but got carried away

I don't think I heard what you said
through the pillow you had on my head
I was just trying to play
but got carried away
wearing my coyboy hat to bed

Someone bring me more cheese!

Someone bring me more cheese!
and a beer and some chips, if you please

Someone bring me more cheese!
and a beer and some chips, if you please
I'm jacked up on feta