I think I've found a new calling

I think I've found a new calling
It's different, some would say appalling

I think I've found a new calling
It's different, some would say appalling
It's real plug and play

I think I've found a new calling
It's different, some would say appalling
It's real plug and play
I can sense your dismay

I think I've found a new calling
It's different, some would say appalling
It's real plug and play
I can sense your dismay
When you learn it's your ashes I'm hauling.

The metaphor's weak -- for today

The metaphor's weak -- for today
No man is an island, some would say

The metaphor's weak -- for today
No man is an island, some would say,
You'd think when his ashes

The metaphor's weak -- for today
No man is an island, some would say,
You'd think when his ashes
Got hauled, there'd be lashes

The metaphor's weak -- for today
No man is an island, some would say,
You'd think when his ashes
Got hauled, there'd be lashes
As punishment for the cliche.

A dashing young man came from Dover

A dashing young man came from Dover
By way of Beijing -- what a rover!

A dashing young man came from Dover
By way of Beijing -- what a rover!
He upped all the antes

A dashing young man came from Dover
By way of Beijing -- what a rover!
He upped all the antes
by dropping his manties

A dashing young man came from Dover
By way of Beijing -- what a rover!
He upped all the antes
by dropping his manties
and then the girls plowed him over