That's not Melvil Dewey -- that's John!

That's not Melvil Dewey -- that's John!
I think you'll find Melvil's the one
I checked all of the facts
'bout who ordered those stacks
And John was nowhere to be fo'nd

Pish posh! It's time for dessert!

Pish posh! It's time for dessert!
I can't imagine this cheesecake will hurt

Pish posh! It's time for dessert!
I can't think this cheesecake will hurt
I smile as it slips
Past my lips to my hips

Pish posh! It's time for dessert!
I can't think this cheesecake will hurt
I smile as it slips
Past my lips to my hips
(Note to Self: Time to buy a new skirt)

Dewey dwell on the fact that I'm wrong?

Dewey dwell on the fact that I'm wrong?
Or shall we instead sing a nice children's song?

Dewey dwell on the fact that I'm wrong?
Or instead sing a nice children's song?
The song might be nice

Dewey dwell on the fact that I'm wrong?
Or instead sing a nice children's song?
The song might be nice
If it has blinded mice

Dewey dwell on the fact that I'm wrong?
Or instead sing a nice children's song?
The song might be nice
If it has blinded mice
or a caterpillar with a bong

The real Cinderalla's step-sissahs
Removed their huge toes with a scizzahs

The real Cinderalla's step-sissahs
Removed their huge toes with a scizzahs
and pierce their bits

and played with their tits

The real Cinderalla's step-sissahs
Removed their huge toes with a scizzahs
and pierce their bits
and played with their tits
but weren't highly rated as kissers