See, right there's the thing that I miss

See, right there's the thing that I miss,
That which rules out a long life of bliss

See, right there's the thing that I miss,
That which rules out a long life of bliss
we deserve to be happy

See, right there's the thing that I miss,
That which rules out a long life of bliss
we deserve to be happy
so don't let those crappy

See, right there's the thing that I miss,
That which rules out a long life of bliss
we deserve to be happy
so don't let those crappy
Bird poops from the sky ruin your happiness

The fireworks displayed overhead

The fireworks displayed overhead
With loud booms that could wake up the dead

The fireworks displayed overhead
With loud booms that could wake up the dead
The colors were nifty

The fireworks displayed overhead
With loud booms that could wake up the dead
The colors were nifty
For forty minutes, maybe fifty

The fireworks displayed overhead
With loud booms that could wake up the dead
The colors were nifty
For forty minutes, maybe fifty
The show's over, you kids get to bed!

The sales trolls arrived like a horde

The sales trolls arrived like a horde
In a Chevy, a Buick and a Ford

The sales trolls arrived like a horde
In a Chevy, a Buick and a Ford
They bored us with pitch

The sales trolls arrived like a horde
In a Chevy, a Buick and a Ford
They bored us with pitch
Til we started to twitch

The sales trolls arrived like a horde
In a Chevy, a Buick and a Ford
They bored us with pitch
Til we started to twitch
And nailed their tongues to a board