The rain hadn't been here for ages
But it will come again according to sages
If we all do that dance
And bust out the PANTS
While singing The Rock of Ages

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,
Have I been thrown into the world of The Matrix?

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,
Have I been thrown into the world of the Matrix?

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,
Have I been thrown into the world of the Matrix?
A three-fingered salute

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,
Have I been thrown into the world of the Matrix?
A three-fingered salute
if help is en route

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,
Have I been thrown into the world of the Matrix?
A three-fingered salute
if help is en route
would you mind if I borrowed your blistix?

The rain hadn't been here for ages
But it will come again according to sages
If we all do that dance
Where we take off our pants
And release animals from their cages

here you go Lapietra:)

I think I missed all the excitement

I think I missed all the excitement
but that might be some kind of indictment

I think I missed all the excitement
but that might be some kind of indictment
A testement to my well being

I think I missed all the excitement
but that might be some kind of indictment
A testement to my well being
and good thing that I wasn't seeing,

I think I missed all the excitement
but that might be some kind of indictment
A testement to my well being
and good thing that I wasn't seeing,
But maybe I missed the enlightenment

There was once a tree hugger I knew

There was once a tree hugger I knew
who was also a hassidic jew

There was once a tree hugger I knew
who was also a hassidic jew
Try as he might

There was once a tree hugger I knew
who was also a hassidic jew
Try as he might
To fight the good fight

There was once a tree hugger I knew
who was also a hassidic jew
Try as he might
To fight the good fight
the jew that I knew ate pork, too

My husband has just gone to sleep

My husband has just gone to sleep
his breathing has gotten quite deep.

My husband has just gone to sleep
his breathing has gotten quite deep
He is out for the night

My husband has just gone to sleep
his breathing has gotten quite deep
He is out for the night
just like a light

My husband has just gone to sleep
his breathing has gotten quite deep
He is out for the night
just like a light
So I guess I can hang with you, right?

ah crap...

Wouldnt that be,

So I guess I can hang with you, creep!

:D

or peep, if you want to inflame the princess....

peeps!!

So we really don't have it so bad

So we really don't have it so bad
at least we don't have to wear plaid

So we really don't have it so bad
at least we don't have to wear plaid
I prefer stars and stripes

So we really don't have it so bad
at least we don't have to wear plaid
I prefer stars and stripes
and checks of all types

So we really don't have it so bad
at least we don't have to wear plaid
I prefer stars and stripes
and checks of all types
and as long as the bank says their not bad!

Please close your mouth while you chew

Please close your mouth while you chew
your denture looks not so new

Please close your mouth while you chew
your denture looks not so new
it may just fall out

Please close your mouth while you chew
your denture looks not so new
it may just fall out
causing food strewn about

Please close your mouth while you chew
your denture looks not so new
it may just fall out
causing food strewn about
calling for our guests to spew

This coffee's exceedingly bitter