or.

Mr. Gore... Good for you!

Mr. Gore... yeah, good luck with that

Mr. Gore... Thanks for playing!

or

Mr. Gore... those deck chairs are looking mighty straight

i like this one because of the environmental angle.

Maybe it was the margaritas at lunch, but...

In "Letters that get me through the day."

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trisherina's reply made me laugh

very very hard

I overheard a guy describing someone as "volumptuous".

I think I like that pronunciation better, actually.

I am a ginormous geek for reading this article about inherently amusing words. I must be in a really juvenile mood today. :D

some excerpts:
Dave Barry's 1991 book Dave Barry Talks Back reprints a column on linguistic humor. He contrasts the phrases "Richard Nixon wearing a necktie" with "Richard Nixon wearing a neck weasel", and "Scientists have discovered a 23rd moon orbiting Jupiter" with "Scientists have discovered a giant weasel orbiting Jupiter." He concludes that weasel is a very funny word - "You can improve the humor value of almost any situation by injecting a weasel into it."

Monty Python's "Woody and Tinny Words" sketch finds humor in the pure sounds of English words and their inherent "woodiness" (soothing or arousing) or "tinniness" (irritating or discordant).
Another Monty Python sketch, "Are You Embarrassed Easily?", includes a list of alternately ordinary and humorous words: shoe, megaphone, grunties, Wankel rotary engine, tits, winkle, and vibraphone.

In The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the "rudest word in the Universe" is revealed to be "Belgium".

Just about all the posts on "This is what I look like...seriously, thread made me laugh today. What a fun thread to read and look at. I can't remember who brought it up last, but thank you.

Someone sent me this.

^BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA

ahahaha!
*weeps painfully*
Heeee...*whew*

"Latoya and Daisy..." *snerk* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, man.

I'm so glad someone in the comments thought the same thing I did, about how they should have been shooting horse.

How sad. :p

That book makes me want to do drugs.

HAHAHAHHAHAA

Whew....that was wonderful.

You know, I thought I was going to make it through without losing it, but after seeing this picture:



I almost cried from laughing. :D

Does that make me a bad person? :confused:

Yes and you're going to hell.
You can sit next to me..... :p