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1) My assumption is that the announcer had meant that the talents of the eleven players on the field were reminiscent of Mr. Dicks'. 2) The name of this thread is "Post something that made you laugh today," not "Post something of proven veracity and back it up with references to authenticate any facts cited within your message." :p Smarty "Bogus" Pants ;) |
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Your lack of attention to the truth, and your poor due dilligence DID make me laugh today. As do your ridiculous cycling shorts. rgds Dibble |
LOL!!
Now that's TWO times I've laughed today! |
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Family Guy
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Told to me in a bar an hour ago:
Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires! Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks! *********************************************** At the time, it was funny enough to put the entire table in hiccups. Appy-polly-loggies, all. |
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"[T]he illiteracy level of our children are appalling."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004 (Pres. Bush)
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This Morning's Email to the Bink's Teacher
This email was entitled OOps:
Dear Mrs. A, this morning Nicolas forgot his composition homework book.... I realized it, ran got shoes on and walked it to the neighbors house where he waits for the bus. He came halfway towards me as i was standing by my fence over there in my jammies, with a button missing somewhere, I didn't want to go any further as Bink's friend's dad was standing at the street, and the jammies are too short anyway. He was about 50 feet away, I yelled for him to come and get the book... he rolled his whole backpack thing towards me, I yelled, "leave it there!" and he slows down, still coming towards me, I called, "just come get the book!" I was holding it up, he stops about halfway, says, "you come here, I'll miss the bus!" i yell, come get it, he yells you come here, I said, leave the backpack there, he said i can't. Mind you he's 25 feet away.... So, if you asked him what happened to his book, and he tells you his mother threw it, I guess I did. oops. Bink's mom |
ahahahhaaaa *giggles* that was great aud!
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Benadryl. :D |
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