cochlear - adjective ascribed to a protruding, shell-shaped deformity of the ears.

cochlear

addiction to red cochineal food colouring

Suzie walked into what seemed like the shower scene in Psycho, only to discover her cochlear daughter had been at the baking cupboard again.

Is that it? Are we done? Going once ...

cochlear the opposite of braille.

Cochlear - pronounced coke-clear is a new cola flavored soft drink without the color additives

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American Heritage Dictionary
cochlear - A spiral-shaped cavity of the inner ear that resembles a snail shell and contains nerve endings essential for hearing. [Latin, snail shell, from Greek kokhliās, snail, from kokhlos, land snail.]

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trisherina
cochlear: Like carotid, but sexier.

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12"razormix cochlear, n. antique scottish ear trumpet

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daverbee
cochlear Sharing clarity, as clear as one's associate, anything equally as clear as it's neighbor.

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Coffee
cochlear A word yelled out the cockpit window by Scots pilots before starting the motors of propeller driven aircraft.

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Brynn
cochlear - adjective ascribed to a protruding, shell-shaped deformity of the ears.

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LeahDear
cochlear addiction to red cochineal food colouring

Suzie walked into what seemed like the shower scene in Psycho, only to discover her cochlear daughter had been at the baking cupboard again.

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xfox
cochlear the opposite of braille.

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ShopaholicChick
Cochlear - pronounced coke-clear is a new cola flavored soft drink without the color additives

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funkytuba
cochlear - business jet designed for whelks

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dinzdale
cochlear A word that is pronounced by George W Bush as Coch-u-lar.

*blushes*
Thank you kindly..


Ahem....the new word shall be.....Spadroon. :eek:


In the words of Cardinal Wolsey "Go at it, your Majesty".....

Spadroon

The Italian interpretation of Ralph Kramden's, "Bang! Zoom!", often employed by Ralph in an attempt to intimidate Alice.
Oddly enough, Italian women married to bus drivers aren't intimidated by that phrase, either. In fact, a survey done by Greyhound Bus Lines found that no woman married to a bus driver anywhere on the planet earth is intimidated by the phrase, "Bang! Zoom!" translated into any language.

Spadroon - a lingering smell or odor

Hungover again, she dissipated the cheery spadroon of her husband's morning ablutions with the debutante's breakfast of a cigaret and a puke.

spadroon: a coin used only by members of the criminal element.

spadroon - any token or oversized coin that allows access to a jaccuzi

The Nolan sisters made sure that Admiral Dinzdale was special-delivered a spadroon on the night before valentine's day.

[apologies to trish--that's what I get for not reading previous entries before composing my own]

Spadroon

WW1 British contraction of the phrase Spad Squadron.


Hiya Frenchy! Come have a sit here and hoist an ale with yer allies! Word is you boys in the 23rd Spadroon had a rough crossing over the channel yesterday? Did ye lads bring any vino with you'd care to trade for some chocolate?

spadroon (n) a young Scottish boys 'training' sporran.

spadroon - a little song or ditty thought to have been sung by ancient pedicurists while exfoliating the soles of the feet.

spadroon - pronounced like spade-ruin - a spadroon a tool often found in archaeological dig in and around ancient rose gardens