yes, you're right, it's sirrup. and ketchup, not catsup. and "ant" not "ahhnt" and vase not vahhhhz. But my Texas mom always says kewpon and I just don't get it! Must have been that part of my childhood up there with all the French Canadians in Maine. Coupon as in coupe' and "coup de foudre," durn it.

don't get me started on over-used sayings but my new pet peeve is "I'm just saying".

ha Brynn
sir=
seer=
see her

don't worry honey says jack the tree is almost done
(after he went up the hill
but did
"not know where to find her")
something like that ;)

New QofTDay
(not original ! Rosie posted this on her thread first)
How many timea have you been in love?
a 1-3
b 3-5
c 6-10
d more than 10 times

opps

^^a
^umm? :confused:

y i am mm
my answer is a

QOTD 20081110

Have you had enough of this shit?

I've had enough of this shit!

where have I heard that before? geez

no clue (laughs quietly to herself)

Even if I had, it won't make any difference.

Could you be more specific about what shit we're talking about? Shit abounds and I don't want to be hasty and answering yes or no until the shit's been identified.

you can never have enough shit in my book. ze i think had enough of this shit.

are we recycling here?

yes i do Believe

it's nobody's birthday so we aren't recycling anything

I like this shit, for what this shit is - was it supposed to be some other kind of shit?

I've had enough of a lot of shit in my life, but this particular shit is not shit that gets on my tits.

^ew

I am reminded of when Ze said something like, it's fine to be an a-hole, as long as you're funny.

It's just so true.

I meant to post this last week. What luck that its become topical again.
David Sedaris, about undecided voters:

I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention?

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

^I am counting that as a yea...

throws old worn out blanket over shoulder in a (feigned) arrogant way :cool:

Eerie and what a coincidence have you been spying on me how strange and bizarre because I thought you were in L.O. but now I know you're just across the street :)

¿ chardonnay ?

I probably should abstain from alc after my recent excesses (:o), but I cannot resist:

Yes gimme that char!

:)

chardonnay my arse!

no arse chard but here's an ass cab - will that do?

"an hour before his death in april 1955, albert einstein muttered a few sentences in german.

the night nurse did not understand them.

20081117qotd : ¿ what might albert have been saying ?

halten sie den schnabel du hundenköpfchen!

Wo ist meine Sonnenbrille?

i never imagined i'd say such a thing but i'm starting to empathise with einstein's night nurse

it could've been worse


meine pflegerin, kommst du mit, dan gehen wir nach isengard!

zeigen Sie mir Ihre Brustgnädige frau

Get me a pencil! There's still time to put the cosmological constant back in...

hey sweetheart would you come over here, hold my hands
in your
hands
and recite the Lord's Prayer with your face above mine.

translated by the internet:
he wurde Schatz Sie kommen hierhin,
halten meine Hände in Ihren Händen und vortragen
Sie das Lord' s-Gebet mit Ihrem Gesicht über Grube.

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Wenn ich ein Vogel wer...........

♪ ich bin so froh daß ich ein Mädchen bin.. daß ich ein Mähähädchen bin ♪

[quote=Frieda;401612]
(to the tune of "Roll Out the Barrel")
♪ ich bin zu haben, ich bin zu haben und geil♪


Sorry, it's the only German I know. My husband says it's about something to do with concentric circles.

(^ almost true ;):D)

"Na du. Wie siehst du denn aus...
Bist gerannt...? Keine Sorge, ist alles in Ordnung."